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rickoshadows

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I was RIPPED OFF.

I called up SU recently and made an appt to indulge in my hobby. I had asked the phone girl if anyone available was a non-smoker, but she was unable to help me with that but said she would ensure that whomever I would be with would not smell like smoke. I chose Regan out of the list of available SPs, brushed my teeth and made my way downtown.

Location is conveniently located downtown and there is lots of 1 hr or 2 hr free parking within walking distance. The premises are average although the layout could improve a bit. I imagine traffic control could be a bit of a challenge if more than one client was in.

I was greeted at the door by Regan, who does look like here pictures on site and is a fairly attractive girl. She was taller than I imagined and proportioned accordingly. She led me to a room and I handed over the agreed upon brown and 3 greens for 1 hour. I was told to get comfortable, but not offered the opportunity for a quick shower beforehand.

After more than enough time to get "comfortable", Regan returned, stripped down and got into bed. From here on, things went completely off the rails. She slid next to me, closed her eyes and turned her face away. Unfortunately, she still smelled of smoke. The only participation on her part was to grab Mr Happy and try to yank him off. At this point I'm still to salvage the situation and moved down to sample the sushi. The fake moans started and she still hasn't opened her eyes and her face is still turned away 90 degrees plus some. Anyway, I soldiered on for a few more minutes until it became clear that she was not going to be into this at all. I moved up the bed and she returned to trying to rip Mr Happy off of my body to the point I had to ask her to be a little more gentle. Her eyes were still closed and her face was still turned away. She then slipped on a raincoat and proceeded with the worst 40 seconds of CBJ I have ever experienced. She then returned to her previous posture, eyes close, face turned away and continued abusing Mr Happy. At this point, I got on top, raised my own erection with sister 5 fingers and did the deed. Around this time, along with the smell of smoke, I noticed there was a very strong smoky smell of something from a black residue on her fingers.

Afterwards, she vaulted out of bed, dressed in 15 seconds flat and tossed me a cold washcloth. I had to ask for washroom facilities which she said she would show me after I dressed. I washed up as best I could as no clean towel was provided for me. When I was finished, she showed me the door. Total time on premises, 26 minutes (I paid for the hour).

In conclusion, not a repeat with Regan or Seduction Unlimited. I can understand when no chemistry happens and have experienced those situtations before and have chosen not to submit a review. But this was the ultimate XWE. There was no attempt to provide value and her whole demeanor seemed calculated to make this the least pleasant experience possible, although I don't know for sure that it was intentional.

There is another review of Regan which was favourable. I'm not saying that HD didn't get a good experience, but as he is a known participant on review boards, the odds of a memorable performance is skewed in his favour. I have never submitted a review on a SP who knew me as participant on the net for this reason. As with all reviews, YMMV.
 

bigmoe69er

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Rickoshadows

Sorry to hear about your terrible experience. I am surprised you could sport wood under such conditions. ----Moe
 
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I hope SU reads this! In a phrase: "that's garbage man!" I wonder how many members/lurkers say they're on a board when they meet a woman?
 
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captainbob

When will you people learn that you are far better off deveoping a business relationship with an indy. I would never go to an agency location - indies know poor service will very quickly result in no income. With an indy, the whole atmosphere is more relaxed than in an agency location with all the comings and goings.

Better luck next time rickoshadows.
 

oldschool

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Ouch rickoshadows, you could have practically titled your post "I'd rather be smoking!" We do not read XWE very often, does it stand for Xtreme Worst Experience?
 

rickoshadows

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captainbob said:
When will you people learn that you are far better off deveoping a business relationship with an indy.
Sometimes, when you have an opportunity at short notice, an indy cannot accomodate. A couple I tried were either busy or not answering their phones. I find that for Indys, you have to set something up with a little more notice. I do agree, that on average, mileage is way better with an Independant provider.

For Oldschool: XWE = ex-wife experience. I saw it used the other day on this board and felt that this particular episode met all the criteria
 

MrGspot

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Isn't this the same SU that wants to tour Vancouver, like next week? That Vikki madam will have to confiscate the cigarettes and leave them at home. But then the girlies can still get them over here. :(
 

vicgfelover

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My advice is to promptly call up the agency and ask to speak with Vikki. In my experience she's been the only agency owner who's been quick and prompt to remedy poor experiences.
 

dittman

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i feel your pain man. but it depends on where your located at weather you go with an agency down here some of the best providers are with agency, and if one of the girls screw up you call the owner and she makes it right up, a happy customer and review brings in more income to them.
 

vicgfelover

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I never go for a half hour appt. I think its expecting a lot to book a half hour and find "instant chemistry". Barely enough time to say hello and have the basic service let alone any chatting or building of raport. Rick, call up the agency. Tell them what happened. Please let us know the results.
 

rickoshadows

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I have been in contact with Vikki of SU. She has offered to make up the session with Regan. I guess that is one of the advantages of an agency vice an indy, there is always another in the bullpen to get them out of a jam. After this, I would say customer service isn't extinct, just rare. I now consider this incident closed.
 

bigmoe69er

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Ricko, I wouldn't want to go through what you went through even if I was paid the $160.00! ----Moe
 
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Why "hmmmm"? You know the dealie what went on there stephi_bryn? Would you care to share? if you dare? to eat a pear? over there? I won't stare...
 

stephi_bryn

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As I had mentioned earlier to another member, at that point I had finally figured the process out. Did'nt mean to post. Was thinking out loud. But you are such an inquisitive soul,I am sure you have many more questions. Tempt me on another post or subject.