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Q: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

Massagegirl

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Mar 25, 2003
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1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

I couldn't resist posting this gem from the Heating and air conditioning people , it reminds me of the risks in starting threads
 

OTR2

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Aug 17, 2003
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At the "Y"
and

1 to post that they saw a lightbulb ( or light bulb) outside their home last night, and when they got up this morning it was still there and they feel they are being stalked.

9 to post about the best course of action to take, and whether or not LE is going to do anything about the situation.

2 to post that because of light bulbs they are retiring.

46 to post to say goodbye to the 2 that announced their retirement.

2 to post in an unrelated thread days later having decided to come out of retirement, and

1 to cut and paste an entire article from the Vancouver Province that may or may not have anything to do with lightbulbs just to start up a new thread for the day.
 

LonelyGhost

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Apr 26, 2004
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this or that:

you have to change a lightbulb

a) clear

b) frosted
 

LonelyGhost

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Apr 26, 2004
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60W

a couple of dimbulbs hijacking a thread:

a) greatly appreciated by the original poster

b) lights out when she catches up with us ...
 

Massagegirl

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Mar 25, 2003
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Lights out when she catches up with us

a) go to my room

b) bend over and take your spanks now
 

LonelyGhost

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Apr 26, 2004
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screw it ...

a) recognize the irony in the first this and that post in this thread, apologize, and get back on topic

b) wait for massagegirl to show up and give you two a ritalin suppository
 

LonelyGhost

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Apr 26, 2004
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I see you are still waiting for that suppository to kick in ...

:)
 
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