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Dark_Knight

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Well I guess I should start out by saying it is most likely that I am retiring from the hobby for now so I decided to go out with a bang so to speak... Basically 4 sessions over two days.

Session 1 Josie:

What can I say about her... You know the session is off to a good start when you get there and are waiting for her in the waiting room, she walks in, sees who you are and gets a big smile. I won't go into details, but as usual, this woman is a little hellcat in bed so to speak. Would I repeat? If I wasn't retiring hell ya. ohhhh fyi I was that damned "greg" that was posted about

Session 2 at the place that cannot be named:

It was with a brunette, nay two... If anyone wants the details I will provide in PM. All I will say is I was rushed out in half an hour... would I repeat? well I kinda did, but don't think I will again.

Session 3 Kendra:

So I arrive at revive... (I'm a poet and I didn't know it) anyways... Kitty walks me to the room and starts the shower for me... I begin undressing while she is still there and she says "maybe I should stay here". Kendra gets in and as usual it is like talking to a best friend... except one that is hot and has sex with you. She says that kitty mentioned that she was free if we wanted her to join us, but she says that she wants to enjoy me all to herself. Or is it really that I get to enjoy kendra all to MYSELF? Anyway, no need into going into details here either. We all know kendra is fantastic. Would I repeat? Hell I wish I was the lucky bugger marrying this girl.

Session 4 Kitty:

So as I am leaving revive I say to kendra maybe I should have a session with kitty, she jokes that it will be the cage room for me next time if I do... as we walk down the hall, the sound of a kitty comes froma room. Kendra says ha, someone beat you to it. I say goodbye and head out... get to my car and think... hell I should call and book an appt. so I call and ask to see kitty asap. the receptionsit says she is open in half an hour. I say that works for me... she says you been with her before, I say no... she asks if I have been to the studio... I say yeah I was just there.... so half hour passes and I return. Kitty gets me out of the waiting room and laughs and says you look familiar. I won't go into details here either. Good session, she does indeed enjoy what she does... her blow job is quite tremendous. Would I repeat? probably not, but that is more cause she seemed more like someone I would want to have as a video game partner... Geeks of the world unite... She was great in the session, but I dunno hard to explain... I feel more of a friend vibe towards her... She would be the person I would call if I was stuck on a level in a game...

So after much cash spent, I am for all purposes retiring from the hobby. I think I will still hang around the board now and then, just hoping to catch a fuzzy thumper review or thread... that wabbit seems to be kinda missing lately. Good luck to all you pooners out there.

DK
 

DQ Guy

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well thank you very much for those..
I'm sure some of us can provide you with many more
reviews for you to read and enjoy.
have fun saving all that money.:D
 

Kittie

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yes it's true! Kittie is a geek :p

I had fun :D And am glad and lucky I caught you before your retirement! Wow I was your last <3
 

Dark_Knight

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Kittie, being a geek is a good thing... I am one myself.
 

Dark_Knight

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What the?? :eek: Sooooo not true. Kittie and I were talking about maulin' you together - and you passed on it. It is probably for the best however as we may not have let you out of the cage after (had we known you were retiring).... haha Smart man you are DK ;) I did enjoy one last solo romp though.... can't lie. We will all miss you tremendously (and your rendition of Sir Mix Alot that is unmatched!!) If you ever do return - Kittie and I will be sure to welcome you back - in coherts this time. :)

Take care hun xoxo
You had said to me that you wanted to enjoy me all to yourself... and that is what I let you do... Or you let me let you do that I dunno how it all works... We all know kendra is the one in charge... had you wanted the duo.... you would have had the duo. I couldn't tell you I was retiring then... or I woulda really been in trouble... Good thing we got that one thing out of the way before I retired too... Kendra was finally victorious on our fourth session.
 

Dark_Knight

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I said, "If not.... I always enjoy you to myself anyway". I did want the duo as Kittie and I have never had one together..... Guess you are not retiring just yet.... haha (penciling in DK for Duo with Kittie as I type).

Everyone - pray for DK..... :D
Yeah, kittie mentioned that you two had not yet had a duet... I am sorry, but for reasons I cannot mention on the board, I must stay retired. I must say it is nice when someone wants to call you out of retirement... Even if for just one super job....
 

Dark_Knight

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It is too late to save yourself - RESISTANCE IS FUTILE !!!!! mwa ha ha ha haaaaaaa.....

I chase, and kittie pounces..... :D
Well just like in the movie that mirrors my name... I must run, and you must chase me... but you won't catch me...
 

Dark_Knight

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I think it would be best for me to run by the fuzzy thumper... and then when kittie goes to pounce, she would miss me and get the poor wabbit, then you two will have to take out your super hero ambitions on him...
 

praxis

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I think it would be best for me to run by the fuzzy thumper... and then when kittie goes to pounce, she would miss me and get the poor wabbit, then you two will have to take out your super hero ambitions on him...
I think the Humane Society might have something to say about taking it out on wabbits. . .;) :D :cool:
 

Kashs

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I think it would be best for me to run by the fuzzy thumper... and then when kittie goes to pounce, she would miss me and get the poor wabbit, then you two will have to take out your super hero ambitions on him...
I really like the sound of that! :D

Thumpy! Are you listening to all this? :p
 

Dark_Knight

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I think the Humane Society might have something to say about taking it out on wabbits. . .;) :D :cool:
when on the run from a kendra/kittie combo, one must do what one must do...
 

Evilsince81

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Feel free to throw the new guy (ME) in front of the Kendra/Kittie train.
I will TOFTT and sacrafice myself for the greater good.
;)
 

Dark_Knight

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Feel free to throw the new guy (ME) in front of the Kendra/Kittie train.
I will TOFTT and sacrafice myself for the greater good.
;)
I don't know if that would be such a good idea... We don't want to sacrifice a rookie... the wabbit has been around awhile... We can scarifice him...
 

sales

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Feel free to throw the new guy (ME) in front of the Kendra/Kittie train.
I will TOFTT and sacrafice myself for the greater good.
;)
Having met both Kendra and Kittie in person, but not in a session, I was about to volunteer to do the same thing, but I got beat to the punch. :mad:

Oh well, I have no problem staying with my usual reason for stopping at Revive. Mind you, if we had the double K experience join us, I would probably have to retire as well if I survived.
 

Dark_Knight

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Mind you, if we had the double K experience join us, I would probably have to retire as well if I survived.
I didn't even get the duo... and I am still retiring
 

Kittie

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oh this thread makes me feel naughty! Dont retire, take a break and get well rested for what we will put you though!! RAAR!
 
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