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bigdee

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Guys...Forget Viagra

If you want Porn star performance (ie. erections lasting for hours) and athe ability to shoot your cum accross the room, go to your doctor and get a prescription for a product called Andriol. Take about 8 capsules, and in about 4 hours you will make Ron Jeremy look like a wimp.


Just a suggestion...that's worked for me. Give it a try and let me know results!!!!!.







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WalterMitty

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not so fast there....

I would advise against that advice.

Andriol is testosterone....a strictly controlled anabolic steroid with numerous dangerous side effects including liver cancer, hepatitis, testicular atrophy and gynecomastia.

I would doubt that an youngster like yourself is testosterone deficient, so any doctor that would prescribe it for you should be stripped of his license. It is not a recreational drug and should not be used as one.

just an educated opinion.

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WalterMitty

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upon further review....

glancing through my CPS I see that it is indicated to

"stimulate puberty in carefully selected males with clearly delayed puberty not secondary to pathological disorder"

That makes more sense....the hairless body you described earlier, the Andriol replacement...all coming clear now. Maybe your doctor was correct in prescribing it to you, but I would still caution others from using it for recreational purposes.

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bigdee

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Hey everyone...

Check out the facts yourself at www.andriol.com


BiGDEE - Wannabe Porn Star!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

WalterMitty

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so I did

didn't want to access the patient side, as I haven't been prescribe Andriol. So I went through the health care side.

From the site...

" Andriol® and Andriol® Testocaps™ both are oral formulations of testosterone, which have been shown to restore plasma testosterone levels to the physiological range in hypogonadal men. Trials have also established that Andriol® can be used successfully to treat a variety of clinical symptoms in testosterone-deficient men by improving body composition, libido and erectile function, reducing bone loss, and improving mood and well-being.

Andriol is indicated for testosterone replacement therapy for primary or secondary hypogonadal disorders, which include:

castration
eunuchoidism
hypopituitarism
endocrine impotence
certain types of infertility due to spermatogenic disorders
male climacteric symptoms such as decreased libido and decreased feeling of general well-being and fitness
So, which one applies to you bigdee?

And when I look at their side effect profile, I see:

Adverse Effects
The following adverse reactions have been associated with androgen therapy in general:
· In prepubertal boys: precocious sexual development, increased frequency of erections, phallic
enlargement and premature epiphyseal closure
· In men: priapism and other signs of excessive sexual stimulation, oligospermia and decreased
ejaculatory volume
· In all patients: water and sodium retention.
See the part about decreased ejaculatory volume?

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bigdee

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I use it for bodybuilding

I use it for muscle development and weight gain...You'll need to take 6-8 Caplets a day as the life of the drug inside the body is short. I have been very healthy, and have noticed some siginigant strength gains and an increase in libido.

A large dose 4 hours prior to that big date will change you into a performer sexually. (Ie. after you come, you will be able to get to full erection in less than a minute. Great for MSOG....You'll get your money's worth.)

This is just a suggestion, and I encourage everyone to read all of the facts first and know the risks and benefits. It has worked for me...great product...one of the safest and most effective forms of oral testosterone available on the market.



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WalterMitty

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and better yet...

Recommendations

2. Before treatment is started, patients should have the following investigations and measurements performed: hematocrit, serum lipid profile, prostate-specific antigen (PSA) determination, and a digital rectal examination

3. Digital rectal examination should be performed and prostate-specific antigen (PSA) levels should be checked in all men before start of treatment, at 3 and 6 months, and then annually in men older than 40 years of age.
So when is your next DRE bigdee?... hehehe

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WalterMitty

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sheesh...

ya, Lyle Alzado was healthy too...until he got a brain tumour.

you can do what you want, it is your body. But to recommend that everyone should take large doses of oral testosterone for recreation is not wise.

And it doesn't negate the fact that it is a controlled prescription drug ... perhaps you have a dealer in the gym, but I doubt many ethical doctors would prescribe it for bodybuilding...unless you have the same "physician" as Ben Johnson, Marion Jones, Barry Bonds etc etc.

Walter
 

westwoody

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The sky is falling!

Lyle Alzado was taking a lot more than four caplets every now and then. If a pooner was to use them as bd suggested, that would be once or twice a week. Alzado was probably taking a hundred times that. Lots of guys use steroids carefully and have no problems. What bd suggests is likely less harmful than a cigar or a couple of shots of scotch.

Has Alzado's tumor been conclusively linked to steroid use? I don't think it has. My ATF, now retired, has a similar tumor and I know she has never used steroids!
 

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WalterMitty said:
So when is your next DRE bigdee?... hehehe
What's the big deal? I thought you were gung-ho for safety, and a regular prostate exam is a good idea. So you are against that too?
 

WalterMitty

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its up to you..

if you want to take a controlled substance that you will need to get off the street, that is fine.

I just want to make sure everyone is aware of the potential risks of the drug, and the fact that having it without a prescription could get you into a lot of trouble. And the advice to "go to your doctor" is a bit insulting too...like they don't have better things to do, or better judgement, than to give punks anabolic steroids so they can have better erections?

And yes, I know there are people you take other illegal 'performance' enhancing drugs..that is up to you. Just know the risks.

And DRE are not useful until one reaches 40 yrs of age...at bigdee's age it would be more for his pleasure...

Walter
 

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bigdee said:
the ability to shoot your cum accross the room

Why would I want to be able to do this??? Do you do target practise from across the room?

bigdee said:
A large dose 4 hours prior to that big date will change you into a performer sexually. (Ie. after you come, you will be able to get to full erection in less than a minute. Great for MSOG....You'll get your money's worth.)
I'm not so impatient that I can't wait the 4 minutes that it takes before I can go again. Any sooner and I get complaints from the girls that they're not ready yet.

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Flashback....

Am I the only one hearing music from the sixties in my ears.....

We have a little white pill too make you feel........
 
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