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Very Veronica

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So, i'm booked today for a 2 hour lunch session...referral from one of my escort friends. Normally i check these guys out myself but if it's one of my pals, i don't do due diligence...they know i only bone hotties or so i thought.

Dude requests various sizes of dildos, vibrator and strap-on, sounds a little weak on the phone but it's not unusual that guys are scared sh*tless of me even when i'm not in the room. Finally get to his cheezy hotel (i dislike calls to dumpy 2nd rate rooms but sometimes trash is fun), traffic was hell, parking a pain and the elevators are taking forever with hotel service staff and too many touritsts. Walking down the hallway i pass by the ubiquitous housekeeper who doesn't even look up...i can only imagine how many escorts they see coming and going. Anyways, get to the dude's room...

He opens the door and i've got a fat old disheveled man in a wheelchair with a half-bandaged foot baring jolly sized giant red toes with some white crust thrown in for contrast. He apologizes for the wheelchair and goes onto tell me that he's got a massive infection and may have to get the foot amputated. Normally i don't have a problem speaking but my jaw was on the floor. Picked it up...took a deep breath...as i fixated on this grotesque elephantish appendage while trying not to hurl my morning cappuccino and chocolate croissant and told him, LATES...I's outta here! And no, i didn't take the cash although i did tell him to atleast re-imburse me for parking. Bigfoot gave me $20.

So, moral of todays story girls and boys...there's only one big red swollen thing that i wanna see on a date...and it ain't feet.
 

bigdee

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Hey Veronica

Hey Veronica,

This is the type of thing I wanted to here about in my thread SPs and the handicapped. I'm sure many others have similar stories. I assure you, if I was an SP, I would relax my standards in exchange for financial renumeration, but I would still have standards. There would be limits in what I would do.
People with open sores, infections, wounds, undergoing cancer treatment, full blown aids, and terminally ill would definitely be outside of my service scope.

Grotesque handicapps, very old, and unclean would also be on the list.


Cheers,
:D
BigDee
 

Very Veronica

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bigdee:

Don't have a problem with handicaps...in fact one of my most erotic sessions was with a one-legged amputee...i totally got off on the scarred knot as he hammered me.

Scars, missing limbs = good
Crusty swollen oozing things = bad
 

bigdee

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Veronica,

My fantasy is to meet a girl with no legs or a midget....I think this could be erotic. A handicap like this I can handle....But I would not have a session with someone wearing a colostomy bag for example. Gross.....Nor if I was wearing one would I be looking for sex.

I saw a documentary of a man with his eyes and nose removed. There was just a big hole there...it was very freaky. I don't think too many girls out there could handle something like this. But if they can...I give them full credit. It would not be an easy job!!!



BigDEE
 

bigdee

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Boxing Helena and Crash

Is this a movie or are these character of some kind :p





BigDEE - 6'2 and waiting for you!!!!!! ;) :p :)
 

maverick73

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bigdee said:
My fantasy is to meet a girl with no legs or a midget....I

I saw a documentary of a man with his eyes and nose removed. There was just a big hole there...it was very freaky. I don't think too many girls out there could handle something like this. But if they can...I give them full credit. It would not be an easy job!!!
BigDEE
So he has to breath only through his mouth? Can he still smell things? Where did you watch this show?
 

hornydude

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Nightmares

EVERYONE, stop it already! I'm gonna have nightmares :eek:

(Btw, Veronica, do you really think it's necessary to humiliate the sorry beggar here? I mean, this was not a bad client....just someone who's sick. He exercised some poor judgment in not being more upfront about his condition, but my thoughts are that one day -soon?- you or I may be on death's doorstep,too. You'll probably wish to be dealt with with a modicum of tact and compassion. Just a thought....not meaning to judge)
 

Jazmine_bunny

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Boxing Helena... OMG! I can't believe that someone else out there, besides me, watched that stupid movie. LOL. I have no idea what the rating is on it..but it should be a comedy. I've never laughed harder than when I seen him "banging" just a torso. It's one of those ... " I can't believe that someone actually thought this shit up"...

~Jaz~
 

maverick73

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hornydude said:
EVERYONE, stop it already! I'm gonna have nightmares :eek:
Too late, I've already had a nightmare about that guy with no eyes or nose!
:eek:
 

Fotura

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I loved Crash. Holly Hunter and Rosanna Arquette were hot in the back of the car.

The carwash scene is forever embedded in my mind.
 

Osiris

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Boxing Helena and Crash?

Isn't that the latest remake of Starsky and Hutch, merged with Raging Bull and Million Dollar Baby?

Say, I'm going to call Luke. Maybe now that his Star Wars trilogy is done, he'll be looking for the next big hit.

Yes, before someone flames me, I really do know...
 

dbrw42

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Jazmine_bunny said:
Boxing Helena... OMG! I can't believe that someone else out there, besides me, watched that stupid movie. LOL. I have no idea what the rating is on it..but it should be a comedy. I've never laughed harder than when I seen him "banging" just a torso. It's one of those ... " I can't believe that someone actually thought this shit up"...

~Jaz~
Boxing Helena was the movie Kim Basinger got sued for. She verbally agreed to do it, then when she sobered up (or she actually looked at the script) she said NO F$^KING WAY!!! The producers sued and won a few million off her.

I still can't believe I watched this turkey either.