Did you ever wonder?
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,"I think I'll
squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
5. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
7. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a
radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
8. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when asking where the bathroom is?
9. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!
10. If Wile E. Coyote has enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
doesn't he just buy dinner?
11. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
12. If corn oil is made from corn,and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
13. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
14. Are Disney Land and Disney World the only people traps operated by a
mouse?
15. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
Stop singing and read on..........
16. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
17. Did you notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
18. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?
19. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first
place?
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,"I think I'll
squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
5. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
7. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a
radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
8. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when asking where the bathroom is?
9. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!
10. If Wile E. Coyote has enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
doesn't he just buy dinner?
11. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
12. If corn oil is made from corn,and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
13. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
14. Are Disney Land and Disney World the only people traps operated by a
mouse?
15. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
Stop singing and read on..........
16. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
17. Did you notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
18. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?
19. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first
place?
