Phuket. Thailand. Tips?

[magicmystery]

For those who've been to Thailand: I am leaving for Thailand. 1 month there. Any tips?
- Where to go in Phuket? Names of places?
- What's the usual price (mid to high range in Thai currency or CAD) so I don't get ripped-off?
- How to negotiate?
- Safe to go to girl's place or safe to bring girl to a hotel?
Basically, where to go, what to say, how much to offer, how to negotiate and where to take the girl?

I also heard Thailand has amazing shopping deals on branded clothes. I'd appreciate tips on that too. Which mall/market to go to? and how much to bargain/negotiate?

 

[mistressfreyja]

Go to Phuket...

and fuck it!

Or, as they say en francais...fook it.


There once was a man from Nantucket,
who went to a thai place called Phuket.
He looked for a screw
and found many to do...
He said, ma'am I just want you to suck it!


"Get your name in Thai."
http://www.cnx-translation.com/your-name-in-thai.php

 

[Purrr VertIcal]

The names were changed to protect...

The names were changed to protect...[/B]

them from Trademark Infringement. TM.
They are deliberate imitations, "Knock-offs".

Gucci with one 'c'
Nike with two 'k's'.
Etc. with two etc's.
Etc Etc...

 

[csilmcf]

The internet is your friend! This site is kind of like perb but for the rest of the world:

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=1033

 

[melissa.in.abby]

"Get your name in Thai."
http://www.cnx-translation.com/your-name-in-thai.php

Cool!

Melissa is เมลิสซ่า in Thai and is pronounced Me Lit Sa

 

[magicmystery]

Yes, they have awesome stuff and even better deals! Check out the various markets for Hugo Poss, George Armani, Pollo by Ralph Loren, Burrbery, Louie Vitton, Calvin Kline, Ermenegilda Zegna, and other hot brands with all their names misspelled!!

MagicMysteryMan, have you learned absolutely NOTHING from me?

Sorry, master!

The names were changed to protect...[/B]
them from Trademark Infringement. TM.
They are deliberate imitations, "Knock-offs".
Gucci with one 'c'
Nike with two 'k's'.
Etc. with two etc's.
Etc Etc...

Never mind the shopping part then. Tips on safely finding/negotiating with SPs are still welcome though.

The internet is your friend! This site is kind of like perb but for the rest of the world:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=1033

Thanks for the link. Will check it out.

"Get your name in Thai."
http://www.cnx-translation.com/your-name-in-thai.php

Nice!

Cool!
Melissa is เมลิสซ่า in Thai and is pronounced Me Lit Sa

Interesting. Kind of like how you'd say 'p it za,' (pizza).