Perb Christmas Gifts

Marvin

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If you were PERB Santa, what gifts would you give to PERBerts?

Off the top of my head:

gravitas - a bottle of 18 year old The Macallan

maxx50 - a dictionary

Tiffany - someone to cook her a turkey dinner

Anita - well, I won't go there

bigbasket - a penis enlarger

Mods - thousand thank yous for a hard job well done
 

SG4EVAH

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I would buy Ava some tall black leather boots, BOBST a book, and Jen a day off because she works so hard;) Memyselfother a case of beer for being a cool dude, and giving me the down low on "BS"
 

visiting

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Marvin said:
Mmmm, maybe some of the ladies could audition to be Santa's bouncing helper?? :rolleyes: :D

here I will help you sort out all the requests...

ladies...
Send all video tapes, DVD's, CD, Pictures, etc etc, to.

Santa's 2006 helpers
6969 - 69th Ave.
Vancouver, BC

* Items will not be returned..


men,
don't even try.....
 

gravitas

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hitrack – what do you get for the man who has everything, maybe a hug

wolvie – Edmonton oiler’s tickets

LG – restraining order to force his neighbors to NOT move

Randy Whorewald - Jackie's Joke Machine

GBM – naked pictures of Ken Star

Stryker – box of ammo

Marvin – naked pictures of George Lucas

Necko – shotgun (he’ll know why)

Fiddy - a boyfriend

Fudd – bomb shelter/safe room

Shapeshifter – dunno, you’re a hard guy to figure out what makes you happy

Anita – 50 gallon barrel of anal-eze

Anna – a conscious

babybelle - a book


I'll think of something for the rest of you fuckers later on
 

Marvin

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visiting said:
here I will help you sort out all the requests...

ladies...
Send all video tapes, DVD's, CD, Pictures, etc etc, to.

Santa's 2006 helpers
6969 - 69th Ave.
Vancouver, BC

* Items will not be returned..


men,
don't even try.....
Thanks!

If we receive any items from men, we can forward them to 50 for his X-mas enjoyment. :D
 

Marvin

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Continuing on:

Szabina - festive stockings (which will require inspection)

maxx50 - in addition to the dictionary, a thesaurus and writing lessons

Cock Throppled - Canucks tickets, right behind their bench

PocketKings - some jam or marmalade

deke - she'll do

:D
 

PeterLongwood

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auditions

Marvin said:
Mmmm, maybe some of the ladies could audition to be Santa's bouncing helper?? :rolleyes: :D
Tapes will NOT do. We will need in-person interviews, practical demonstrations and interactive connections.

I think a preb pre-Christmas party is in the making!!