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Joeblo

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I am a new member of https://perb.cc and I am wondering what on earth all these abbreviations mean. I have come across several. CBJ FS...I can conjure up some sort of meaning to them, but can somebody be nice enough to let me know what all these different abbreviations mean?

JB
 

Joeblo

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Haha thanks. Now that I know what everything means, is there any place where i can get a BBBJ in Edmonton? I mean...safety is great and all but sometimes I just want to get off really well and the condom really turns me off. I'm not dirty or anything...just wondering. (Again, kinda new to this whole MP thing)...
 

Joeblo

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And while I am asking this string of questions, I have a couple more:

1. How much does it cost to usually get a FS?
2. How do you ASK for an FS?
3. Who DOES the best FS? (I usually look for someone around my age - in their 20s - and looking nice and young)
 

Rebecca

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Hey Joe,

just a reminder that yeah safety is great. If you find that special someone that will go BB, just remember she is doing it with everyone. By the time you get to her, she may have already
seen 4 or 5 people.

Hmmm, condoms aren't sounding like much of a turn off anymore are they? Every girl I've ever known to go BB is doing so because they have a serious addiction to feed. Yuck!. So if she injects needles and possibly shares them (of course thats ALWAYS denied) and then stumbles into work, sees 6 men and has all of them in her mouth or somewhere else.....well.........I think you get the picture. This could be a fun hobby for you Joe, but it is'nt worth dying over. Have fun
 

Joeblo

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Another question though...firstly, if it is a full service then is it just intercourse? Or will they do a massage too?

Second - what about positions? Can I choose the position?

JB
 

Joeblo

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gee...this whole thing is really confusing and a bit nerve-wracking...i mean it feels good and all, but gosh...it is a bit nervous and i think im a bit younger than some of the "SPs" who work ... anyways, thanks goesks - you are obviously an older more intelligent man
 

Lauren

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Almost all SP's offer FS, Joeblo... all you need to do is ask. Don't be nervous... we hear the question several times a day.
Good call on the BB, Rebecca. Joeblo... you might want to keep some distance from SP's who aren't concerned about their own safety. They obviously don't care about your's either and that's just TROUBLE!!

Lauren
xoxoxo
 

Joeblo

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yeah I guess you're right about the bb stuff. stupid stupid me.

anyways thanks lauren for your reply. was at sinderellas a couple days ago, and you definetely created the best experience ive had so far.
 

Joeblo

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Haha no I didnt goesks. Now that you say it, I guess I can see how you thought my comment was funny. I just dont want to offend anyone or get embarassed...
 

trawler

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Hi Goesks, what is the ...

"deadfish position"? I pride myself on being an educated man but I've never heard that expression used for a position before (tongue in cheek). I have a married friend who describes sex with his wife in similar words. Is that what you mean.
 

trawler

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I was afraid that was what you meant...

and you are right she used the same position with me the LAST time I saw her. I get the impression she really hates us. Unfortunately for me my usually great imagination was not sufficient to fix the situation and I "did not blow" (reverse of the truth, but a ture description of the LittleMan's performance) $200. Never again - I definetley do not like the dead fish position.

Since then, I have been much more selective thanks to this Board and can quite honestly say, I have had no expereinces quite that bad again.
 

xraygogs

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Dead Fish Walking

Its pure joy in an NR when the SP is enjoying it just as much as you are. I have come across the Dead Fish Walking ... or I mean just lying there, and its just as bad an experience as the RUSH job that Joe encountered.

At least he had a session with Lauren to ease his mind, and sooth his tortured tool... I mean, soul. Or, perhaps both.
 
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