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daddywarbucks

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If you are klike me, your e-mail box is full of spam selling either viagra substitute or pills for penis enlargement. I have found something much better than viagra (will post in that regard later) and while my 7 inches is ok, who wouldn't want a couple inches more.

Has any one tried these products, and if so, what were the results.

DWB
 

Groo39

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No, but I know someone who ordered the infamous 100% Guaranteed Potatoe Bug killer: two pieces of wood with the instructions to place the bug on one and mash it with the other. Unlike most spam products, it really did work, it was just completely useless.

The trick isn't to find a way to make yourself bigger (you can't), but to find a lady with serious control (she can -- Keogh exercises, though that's probably misspelled.)

If you can't find such a lady, maybe you could use the Guaranteed Potatoe Bug Killer to pound your meat wider and longer, if a bit flatter... *L*
 
just for the record... most gals I know (not all - I'm not speaking about all of them)... but most are quite happy with your 6 or 7. In fact, (excuse the frankness), a bigger appendage can make a gal bleed. Actually, a smaller one can too, if the application is too vigorous.

and if you really want to think things through, consider this. The average women's vagina is 4" long. Really it is. You can reach the cervix with your finger. Sure it has elasticity, but not tons of stretch. Where the vagina was designed to stretch is in girth (childbearing) and that is where the measure of the man may make a difference. Width, not length.

oooooops - did I open a can of worms?
 

godzilla

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Pharmaceutical or vitamin

If its a pharmaceutical (need a prescription) making those growth claims then they're more believable because of the highly regulated nature and legal implications.

Vitamin and health food supplement operations make their claims, sell their boxes, and then close out the business before the regulators can crack down on them for fraud.
 

bigdman

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The worst invention I must say, is the stupid pump..., I wonder how that stupid pump could increase the size of the penis, it might be able to while creating the suction, but once the suction is gone, the penis will get back to normal...
 

bigdman

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but... I wonder if the penis is enlarged by the pump, it would be really hard to put the cockring on...

someone with a smaller penis and would like to increase in size, maybe they can consider the drugs now..., these pills advertised all over the place, TV, magazines..., books,..etc...