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oberon1999

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Just mentioned this in LA music thread and got to thinking about good times past ... I've always loved nature and well sex outside is just plain fun, not usually something you can do with an escort, I don't think ... Ladies if I am wrong here PLEASE tell me :))

It's been a while now but I still remember the last time with my wife, each took a bottle of wine (half gone) and went down to Kits beach, found a quite spot and had a great time!

As we were heading back home (still with a bit of wine) we were coming up the hill from the beach and bumped into two cops... they were a bit curious about what was going on (we were still picking leaves out of various spots), and I was just drunk enough to be a bit on the pissed off side that I was being hasseled, this was not that long ago so neither one of us was a kid and I was explaining how hard working people sometimes just have to relax a little... around this time they were dumping the last of my Pinot Gris and lecturing me (not something I like)...

They eventually went on their way and so did we ... poor end but still fun...:))

I don't count in a tent camping as outside btw...

I was at long beach last year having an evening picnic when a young couple were chasing each other around the beach, the woman eventually caught the young man (smart fellow) and the two proceeded to put on a great show, dinner and a movie :))



oberon
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oberon1999

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vancouverman said:
outdor sex .... or sex in unusual (sometimes very public ) places ... yes ..... memories
OMG oberon, now the memories of my past glory will hunt me.
oh yeah I know stirred up a lot for me too... A particular section of the shoulder of the transcanada highway has special significance in my life..

oberon
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hurricane

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What about indoor sex? Such as the women's changing room at a clothing department store. Or even riskier, at a smaller mall store.
 

Saffire

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Lifeguard chair in Hawaii :)
Change room in a lingerie store (with salesgirl) :D
Boss's desk while he was at lunch :p
Traffic jam :cool:

Are we just listing 'unusual' places, memorable moments or any public/outdoor trysts?
 

oberon1999

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Saffire said:
Lifeguard chair in Hawaii :)
Change room in a lingerie store (with salesgirl) :D
Boss's desk while he was at lunch :p
Traffic jam :cool:

Are we just listing 'unusual' places, memorable moments or any public/outdoor trysts?
Saffire you always make me smile ... I can see your boss now "who messed up my papers" LMAO

It was outdoor but hey it's the lounge say what you want...

Once had neighbours across the alley in another apartment building call the cops, apparently they were had been watching my wife and I perform on the couch and got offended... Cops had a sense of humour about it ... I put up a rattan blind on the balcony in front of the window with a big dick on it :)

Hell if I had been them I would have taken photos and been done with it :p

My all time favourite was first time I slept with my wife at her parents. it was the usual thing, sofa bed in the livingroom, in the passion of the moment I got my foot caught under the coffe table flipping it over braking a few things. Her father came downstairs to see what the ruckas was just in time to see his daughter doing an amazing cowgirl imitation :D :D Breakfast the next day was very quiet :eek:

oberon
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bigdman

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Little Alex,

The above position is actually a very good one yet not many SP's are willing to try or even know it...
 

oberon1999

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bigdman said:
Little Alex,

The above position is actually a very good one yet not many SP's are willing to try or even know it...
Hhmm I find it hard to believe they don't know about it... I know about it and I don't know sh*t :) I just always forget once things get started, I often say to myself "today I want to (insert sexual request here)" but once things get going my mind goes kinda blank except for thoughts like "oh god that's amazing" or "just hold on a little longer".

So I have to go back again to try whatever it was I was thinking about, then I get a hard on and forget again :) vicious but very fun circle.

oberon (stupid grin on face despite being at work today:))
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oberon1999

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God Damn it! stop that.. I just about pissed myself laughing!!!...


If you only knew how close you were to the truth (one little difference)... Jesus I just remembered it was even outside, on topic and everything

:D :D

OK you get the job as Jester....

oberon
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stargazer

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Really?

Saffire said:
I think Bigdman has been seeing the wrong SP's ;)

Saffire
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Maybe I should be seeing you too :D
 

stargazer

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Little Alex said:
stargazer ... I think it's unfair that the victoria guys are missing out on saffire's charm and talents. Are there enough victoria guys who'd like to see Saffire that it would make sense for her to tour over here?
Hey LA!

Speaking only for myself, after reading Saffire's reviews and comments...I'd be 1st in line!

(hint hint saffire)
 

stargazer

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Little Alex said:
Hey stargazer ... how about starting a thread in the Victoria section asking guys if they'd like to see Saffire come over for a tour? ...

Consider it done!
 

oberon1999

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Re: Hey, this thread was supposed to be about outdoor sex ...

Squirrel said:
... and now I see you guys have turned it into ... 'Saffire out-the-door sex". I am locking her chastity belt now and hiding her up one of my trees ... you Victoria guys have your own 'Sapphire'. :)

Quite correct mom never taught me to share ...., uh Squirrel what tree was that :)

oberon
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stargazer

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Re: Hey, this thread was supposed to be about outdoor sex ...

Squirrel said:
... and now I see you guys have turned it into ... 'Saffire out-the-door sex". I am locking her chastity belt now and hiding her up one of my trees ... you Victoria guys have your own 'Sapphire'. :)
Didn't your Mom ever teach you to share???

;)
 

lynne

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Just be sure to wear your bug repellent! West Nile is not considered sexaully transmitted unless you catch it with your pants down!

My only experiences with outdoor sex as a grown up resulted in getting busted. Once, my former bf and I got chased out of a ravine by on old man threatening to call the cops on us... not very sexy! The other time, my current bf and I were on our way home after a nice dinner and a bottle of wine and were feeling a little randy but we had three kids at home, so I told him to pull over on the side of the road near our house. We had sex in the back seat of his car in our neighborhood and, still feeling all giddy and silly from the experience, we ran a stop a sign on the way home and got pulled over. The cop asked us why we ran the sign and my bf told him exactly why... He wasn't sure if he should believe us or not so he just laughed and let us go.

I admit to being a bit more of a voyeur than exibitionist... I should be on the lookout for you perberts! Maybe I can catch an eyeful!
L.
 

oberon1999

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Little Alex said:
I don't see the Vancouver guys complaining when busloads of island girls tour your fair city!
Well no that would be just plain silly now wouldn't it :)

OK brave attempt to return to topic ..... ok maybe combine two topics, when was your first outdoor sex experience, of course I'll start....

Mine was about 1976 and I was about 14, behind a fence in the tall grass in a railway yard, only oral ... As I said in a different thread my sex life got off to shall we say a non-standard start (no this was not the first time but close).. actually not that memorable.. oh well things only got better...

oberon
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stargazer

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My 2 cents...

Being the exhibitionist and thrill seeker I am, any chance and every chance I get to do it outdoors...I'm in! Some memorable excursions include under the Totem Poles in Stanley Park, on the Bow of the Queen of Saanich going through Active Pass (brrrr...it was December), and of course at Wreck Beach behind the log pile. BTW, my daughter was conceived that December on the Q of Saanich ;-)
 
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