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VanIslandGuy

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Similar idea as the "Scariest" thread .. how about the wierd/unusual/unexpected/embarassing ?

I'm sure the ladies have some great stories ! (no names please - haha)

I've heard rumours/urban myths about SP's vomitting giving BJ's,sex injuries, broken furniture etc.

Here's two encounters I had this weekend.

1. Picked up a blonde "hitchhiking" around 3:00am out in New West. Turns out she really was just looking for lift. No biggie, I'm heading home and in the same direction. But she soon starts taking about gnomes, goblins etc and how they are waging war in the lower mainland. She's planning to run away to the mountains because she can't pick sides. Asks me how I'm managing to stay out of the conflict ..... Needless to say I quickly find a public,well lit area to drop her off ASAP ! (thank heaven for 7-11).

2. Picked up a sw I first saw a couple weeks ago. Real sweet girl, friendly and playfull. Drive back to her place, and as I pull into the driveway, in my headlights there is a coyote, staring at us with a cat in its mouth. You guessed it, her cat. Needless to say, for a second time in one weekend VIG strikes out. (kinda ruined the mood)


Come on folks ... give us all a chuckle !
 

sanityclause51

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Oh VIG,

That's sad, the coyote got the pussy and you got ...none!

SC
 

VanIslandGuy

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If I hadn't been there I wouldn't believe it myself...
 

BS Detector

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Gina...That's hilarious. What was this guy thinking, "Can you wait here in the car honey, I'll be back in a minute." Guess there's one advantage you 'not lasting long'!!!

Julia...Hate to disappoint so when do we leave for Hawaii?

One of these days, one of you ladies or a bunch of you together have to write a book about some of these experiences. I bet it would be hilarious. I'll try to think of a good name for it. In fact...You could start a thread asking for suggestions.
 

huge

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Years ago, I saw this sp in Richmond and was getting a bj while standing and one leg on the couch back while she was sitting on the couch. Needless to saw, my legs were spread to their limit, when who comes up behind me for a good sniff 'o' the butt, was her dog. Welllllllllll, it freaked me out so much, I lurched foward ramming my cock into her throat, and then she gagged and couldn't stop coughing, and I couldn't stop laughing. She finally got over it and laughed it off while I locked the dog in the other room. We continued................
 

BS Detector

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You know what REEEELY pisses me off about thoses ladies? First let me say that I do not condone married, engaged or otherwise attached guys cheating on their wives. Not to start anything but it's just me. These wives should consider some introspection and ask what it is about themselves that drive their SO to someone else. Then they should look at their SO and call THEM names. All YOU did was be there (and as I alluded to earlier, you were there for us single guys). That's right up there with fat people sueing McDonalds, smokers sueing tobacco companies, clumsy asses sueing McDonalds cuz they're too effen clumsy and spilt coffee on their crotch.

Also sick and tired of hearing that, "they don't understandme". Well if they (him AND her) took half as much time just talking to each other as they do seeking out others, perhaps they would understand and perhaps they would not have to be calling You, the ladies, names. That's my story and I'm stickin to it LOL.
 
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