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Poseidon

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Your place or mine?
So who do we believe?

Studies show masturbation is good for you and it's also bad for you. WTF do we believe. There's too many conflicting studies in the world.
 

lynne

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Rah, Rah masturbation! Who funded that study on the detrimental effects of Jackin' off/Jillin' off (for us girls), the church? They just don't want us to have any fun! Humans are biologicaly predispositioned to self-stimulate and no known ills have come from such practices, well except a loss of leisure time and possibly a high water bill if you own a hand-held shower massager, or traffic accidents if you like playing with yourself while driving. But really....
 

lynne

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Oh, how sad. The church and the state.... not a big difference between the two. They both try stick their noses, and their policies, into other peoples bedrooms!!! They are just jealous of free spirited, uninhibited sex loving people everywhere and try to ruin our fun. Then they go and pay some role-playing school teacher dominatrix to whip them for thinking bad thoughts.... Bad boy!
 

lynne

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"Hi Sonny" I am not sure of the 12 steps necessary to beat, uhm , I mean kick to masturbation habit, but I think you have just taken the first one, admitting it. Good luck.
 

sirlickheralot

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lynne said:
"Hi Sonny" I am not sure of the 12 steps necessary to beat, uhm , I mean kick to masturbation habit, but I think you have just taken the first one, admitting it. Good luck.
12 step programs are for quitters. Don't be a fuckin quitter Sonny.