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Very Veronica

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Aug 2, 2004
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Every now and then, i refuse potential clients. It's usually a nasty business as egos are on the line but today i had a guy email back and just berate me, saying what a rude, no personality, herpes/aids infested whore i am. Funny, cuz he was the one who wanted to screw me. Why did i refuse him you ask? Well, you can't be too fussy in this line of work but it was a straw on the camels back kinda thing...

1. starts off asking me to 'detail' pse and gfe (that's illegal)
2. gets annoyed that i won't give him my phone number
3. tells me he thinks i'm le...and his ass is the one that's on the line
4. is all over the map about time and service, incall and out
5. sends me a picture of what he wants me to wear...full back pantyhose, bad shoes, mini skirt and bat wing top worn by a tired looking blonde ho...charming.
6. freaks when i call to get a sense of what i'm dealing with...apparently mr. hotel executive was in a meeting...duh...don't answer the phone or simply say, sorry...i'm busy...heavens knows it'd cause less disruption

Fortunately, this sort of behavior happens rarely...last time the guy told me i'd be missing the best sex of my life. Uh, yah...whatever, dude.
 

shak

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5. sends me a picture of what he wants me to wear...full back pantyhose, bad shoes, mini skirt and bat wing top worn by a tired looking blonde ho...charming.
hahaha, thats funny, can i actually see the picture?
 

hornydude

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Well

It's probably best you passed. There are lots, and lots, and lots of really weird people out there...some of them can't help themselves and some don't want to help themselves.

No offense, but in your line of work it's more likely you may from time to time be a convenient target for the nut jobs (this would be true for lawyers, too, I imagine).

Here's to yu staying safe and happy!

(Btw, nice subtle dig by dropping the hotel exec bit...clever, I almost missed it, but very clever....always pushing the envelope, aren't you ;))
 

carlotta

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V.v.,

How much for you to "find" Skytrain Cop #**^# LOL & Whip his ass publicly LMAO

Sorry, couldn't resist

Carlotta
 

mustangjoe

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Next time ask the weirdo to email a picture of himself, then post it here for the wrold to see.
 

hornydude

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Shhh

mustangjoe said:
Next time ask the weirdo to email a picture of himself, then post it here for the wrold to see.
Look at her latest ad...she may have something like this planned already (shhhh!) ;)
 

everydayjoe

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that has got to be one of the funniest things i have read on here in awhile. sorry you missed out on such a charmer veronica. lmao. i am still trying to find a day to come and spend some time with you, could you wear this little number for me if your not le. lol. you can only laugh at some of the things that come into our lives, who knows why they come, but they do. take care and keep up the good restraint from seeing such potentially high class clients. lol.
 

Very Veronica

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update on mr. hotel exec

So, my paramour emails me back last nite...tells me it was his room mate who had said all those nasty things to me. Terrific...a guy who can't afford to pay his rent by himself and his roomie is a prying psychopath. What a relief.
 

Sydney

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carlotta said:
How much for you to "find" Skytrain Cop #**^# LOL & Whip his ass publicly LMAO

Sorry, couldn`t resist

Carlotta
I just finished reading this
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=28197
which was VERY amusing (not the ticket, the way you express yourself) and
thought I had had my laugh for the day. I was wrong. Here`s more.

You are very very funny Carlotta. Thanks for the chuckles.

Sydney

p.s. hope you beat the ticket
 

hitrack

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Or..................you could do what most chicks do. Offer out call only. Money first, say you have to give it to your driver, girlfriend waiting in the car, then fukk off and don't come back!!!! :D
 

hornydude

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Hotel exec's need roomates?

Very Veronica said:
So, my paramour emails me back last nite...tells me it was his room mate who had said all those nasty things to me. Terrific...a guy who can't afford to pay his rent by himself and his roomie is a prying psychopath. What a relief.
On a somewhat related note, I read this really creepy rumour (urban legend?) somewhere that some guy would pick up chicks at bars and invite them back to his place...have sex...then excuse himself to go to the can at some point in the night and, then - it would be pitch dark- his roomate would come back into the room instead of him, say nothing, and proceed to have sex with the girl (who assumed it was the guy she had just nailed doing her a 2nd x)...

Anyhow...