I know I am new and dont have much clout, but I was wondering if its possible that when you see a escort can she fake it with you? What I mean is that I recently saw somebody and I could of swore that instead of putting my thing where it was suppost to go I could of sworn she slid it between her butt cheeks instead. When I said I wanted to switch to doggie she said no she does not really like that position. Am I just dreaming and jumping to conclusions or is something like this quite possible to happen?
new guy with a question about faking
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35 views and nobody can tell me anything? well thanks for making my first visit to perb such a warm welcome
Well the welcome could have been a little more harsh thats for sure......gears of war said:
I've never had this happen, at least I don't think so. But who knows......you should do a review of this experiance and see if any of the other guys have had similiar problems with same provider.....
An old trick
I have heard of faking .. My ex- girlfriend .. said she taught few girls how to do it .. i think it is SW thing .. where every body is in a hurry . or drunk .. they fig . they can get away with it. I fact .. some time i think the guys just end up f*** there hand.... Go to better class girls.. and pay for an hour .. then it should not happen.
I have heard of faking .. My ex- girlfriend .. said she taught few girls how to do it .. i think it is SW thing .. where every body is in a hurry . or drunk .. they fig . they can get away with it. I fact .. some time i think the guys just end up f*** there hand.... Go to better class girls.. and pay for an hour .. then it should not happen.
I was accually in a similar situation with a sw in vancouver I picked her up and she wanted to do me reverse cowgirl and I caught her with her hand gripped tightly around my cock but pretending to ride me lol. and another time I was with someone that did the ass cheeks thing. there are fakers out there opt for missionary lol fail safe
wow, wow and WOW... "Gears of War" you must be a virgin or pretty close to it. How in the heck can a sw or sp trick you with that move? I dont care if you are in mission, side ways, upside down. Regardless of how small or big your pecker is (you should be able to see it) and I am sure with the access to porns nowadays (you should know what a pussy is, if not than you better start getting to know one) with this you should be able to put 1+1 together. Lil pecker in pussy.. in out action, repeat if necessary. I know it is hard to get the actual feeling with a cover over your lil pecker, but should be very visible for you to see your pecker pecking away at the kitty. The only possible way for you to not see anything at all is you are completely stoned, drunk (this could be a problem too because who knows, you could've been with a tranny so there's no kitty to peck with).
anyways.. there are a few variation of mission style, but so far regardless of which variation, I can see lil daddy doing the in out action on a kitty.
anyways.. there are a few variation of mission style, but so far regardless of which variation, I can see lil daddy doing the in out action on a kitty.
well thankyou all for the input
Thanks guys now I feel more welcome. honestly thankyou for all the advise it means alot. I do have one thing to say though and thats YOU ARE NEVER TOO YOUNG TO START POONING! yes I am a little green around the ears but I am sure I will get up to a "respectable status" in time I hope?
Yes I was stoned by the way whoever it was that asked me. We are in BC are we not? of course I was stoned. lol
I would get a girlfriend but why? This is much cheaper, you know you are gonna get some when they come over,when you are done they wipe you off and leave. No b-day presents, no christmas presents, no meeting parents, no jealous girlfriends, no drama. Life is good lol
Sorry i dont want to come across as a smartmouth and I apologize if I have. Thanks again guys, and sorry I payed 250 and I am not gonna say who it was quite yet cause I am gonna try her again just to make sure first. Its not like I am really paying for it anyways Dad's credit card is tee hee
Thanks guys now I feel more welcome. honestly thankyou for all the advise it means alot. I do have one thing to say though and thats YOU ARE NEVER TOO YOUNG TO START POONING! yes I am a little green around the ears but I am sure I will get up to a "respectable status" in time I hope?
Yes I was stoned by the way whoever it was that asked me. We are in BC are we not? of course I was stoned. lol
I would get a girlfriend but why? This is much cheaper, you know you are gonna get some when they come over,when you are done they wipe you off and leave. No b-day presents, no christmas presents, no meeting parents, no jealous girlfriends, no drama. Life is good lol
Sorry i dont want to come across as a smartmouth and I apologize if I have. Thanks again guys, and sorry I payed 250 and I am not gonna say who it was quite yet cause I am gonna try her again just to make sure first. Its not like I am really paying for it anyways Dad's credit card is tee hee
The old man's credit card........lol.....well your luckier than I was. We will be expecting a review as one should always give back to the board.......gears of war said:
I can tell when they fake. The real trick is for them to not be able to tell when you fake.gears of war said:
gears of war said:
I so totally heard of this:
once I was riding around Vancouver with my favorite SW in tow, and as we neared the curve on Cordova, we went straight as do all of the other pooners, and approaching the stop sign, she pointed to an apparent working "girl", and then to a nearby van. My seemingly well-aware and street-wise favorite girl then described how the (person) suggests using (her) nearby van, which is very dark, and she "fakes it" (as you say) leaving some unaware that she isn't a female after all.
That doesn't mean that anyone who does this isn't female, but just something I am passing along.
I guess your right about the whole love thing but am I not allowed to have a little fun in between "sessions"(pardon the pun lol) till love comes along? As far as Dad's CC he never looks at it. He just pays it every month. You know how it is messy divorce I lived with him, Mom lives in the states etc and besides whenever he does mention anything I will throw him the whole " I was just talking to Mom on the phone bit" or anything that has to do with mom and it throws him completly off topic lol. I know thats kinda bad but hey I only live once and I want to have fun. Should a young lad be denied this for such a small fee? I dont know but I am gonna keep trying till he does figure it out lol
I will take your advice though and not go see this girl again. Your right Golddigger. My buddies right away said whatever you do dont fall for a working girl (no offense ladies) so thats exactly what I am not gonna do. Thanks
I will take your advice though and not go see this girl again. Your right Golddigger. My buddies right away said whatever you do dont fall for a working girl (no offense ladies) so thats exactly what I am not gonna do. Thanks
While I agree that sex with love is hard to beat......do not try and tell anyone that loving someone does not cost alot. It can cost you everything from your dignity and self respect to your financial future. Loving wisely is great but always hold apart of yourself back for you. Everest is right that you shouldn't use pooning as your sole sexual outlet, especially if your a young man......everest said:
uhm...how much faith do you all think gears of war has in love? i believe he mentioned how his parents are going thru a divorce. you certainly cant control whether a person loves you or not. but you can in a way control whether one has sex with you (helps if they charge $).
I guess...
I guess $250 is a "small fee" if your not paying for it. When your dad finds out he will ground you for so long! No but in all seriousness, why do you get your family to pay for your pooning? What, does daddy pay for everything else too? I bet he bought you your first car. That's just wrong. Get a job or something.gears of war said:
