Natalia @ Penthouse

[Joeblo]

Natalia @ Penthouse

Perhaps the biggest disappointment of 2004 was Natalia, for me anyways. Keep in mind that everyone seems to get a different vibe with different people, but considering the various favourable reviews that I had observed on this website, I decided to give Natalia a visit.

Definitely, she is a very hot girl. I couldn't argue with that. She has a great face and a body to die for, but after that, everything seems to go downhill.

I have had huge respect for the girls who work at Penthouse especially since most of them seem to have a great attitude and treat a guy really well. But I certainly didn't feel that way about Natalia.

She was sick, which probably was a factor in the service. From the beginning to the end of the session, she probably said a handful of words and everything else was dead quiet. No words. I could hear her breathing. That was about it.

Everything was rushed - I went for a CJB and then ended with a HJ but she seemed really desperate to just leave the session.

No hug. Nothing. Just goodbye and Merry Christmas.

It was a very big disappointment, indeed.

Joeblo

 

[joe kerr]

Natalia @ Penthouse
It was a very big disappointment, indeed.
Joeblo

there, there, joe...(gives him a cyber-pat on shoulder)...look on the bright side...at least you won't have to see her 8-10 times to find out if she offers FS...

 

[threepeat]

Sorry to hear about the bad session, JB. Not to make excuses for Natalia or anything, but a lot of MPs fine their girls severely for not showing up for work, so she could have been really sick and it was all she could do to keep things together during the session. That being said, she probably could have warned you.

 

[Pussyman]

so she could have been really sick and it was all she could do to keep things together during the session. That being said, she probably could have warned you.

Yes, this policy seems to be in effect at quite a few MPS. Unfortunatly many gals feel they have to come into work when they are really sick so they don't get fined. They are actually doing more harm than good as they usually end up giving their co-workers and clients the bug as well. Maybe they should have a certain amount of sick days allowed in a year.

I also agree that the ladies out there should give us a bit of a warning if maybe they are not at their peak on any given day. That way they can avoid upsetting a client because she's having an off day and most likely avoid a bad review. If the client still decides to stay, then he can't say later that he wasn't warned.
An example of this occured recently when I stopped by to see one of my favourite gals for a rockin session. She told me that she was under the weather and that I might want to come back another day when she was feeling better. I really appreciated her honesty and she scored major brownie points because of it.

 

[hazbeen]

Ive had the same kind of disappointing experience going to see a previously well reviewed lady. After my bad review she had responded that she hadnt been feeling well. I know her "agency" doesnt fine for sickness and Im like WTF if you werent feeling well why did you still see me. It was good in the aspect that after that session there are always things I ask ANY lady I am going to see for the first time. How are you doing today? Just happy to be here ? Do you feel comfotable seeing me? Do I scare you? or remind you of anyone you dislike? Its worked very well since march 2004 and I can say no bad dates since.

 

[joe kerr]

Look on the bright side, joe..

hey hey hey..'yo joe bro...how bout you look on the bright side of it alll...at least, she was hot looking...so, that was a plus...hey guys...how bout helping joeblo by posting all the points on the bright side of this session?...here's another bright side to it... at least, you weren't at work...

 

[Edmonton Mod]

you were with a woman... that is a bright side! How bad can it be seeing a beautiful woman naked... natalia is hot.

 

[TOFTT]

Go Joe!

Agreed, lets look at the positives here, talll, beautiful, naked brunette, and you didn't leave with blue balls

Here's to pooneriffic 2005 Joe, nice to see you back with us!

 

[joe kerr]

Looking on the bright side...continued

there, there, joe...(gives him a cyber-pat on shoulder)...look on the bright side...at least you won't have to see her 8-10 times to find out if she offers FS...

hey joe (no, not talking to myself, referring to joeblo)... at least you were only disappointed...you didnt get mad about it...hate to see you post when you're mad at the sp...

OH MY GOD.

Don't ever make the mistake I made.

OH MY GOD IM SO MAD.

Butthe place is nice. First time I've been there.

 

[Joeblo]

Sorry, I tend to get emotional on PERB.

It's just...so...great....

*sob*

JB

 

[joe kerr]

Cheer up , joe..

Sorry, I tend to get emotional on PERB.

It's just...so...great....

*sob*

JB

hey cousin...welcome back from canmore..only another 7 to 9 sessions to go with Natalia...before you arrive at the promised land..better a not so great session in nice comfy rooms...rather than being asked for your id, in a car parked in an alley.. by LE

 

[Edmonton Mod]

joe kerr what happened to your other cousin joker

 

[joe kerr]

joe kerr what happened to your other cousin joker

mod...he found out i was the jealous, possessive, obsessive type..about my name...and i wasnt joking around...so now he's probably a distant third cousin...removed..

 

[Dark_Knight]

I just had a chance to meet this young lady. I had the opposite experience with her. I found her to be warm and friendly. She had a slight sniffle when I was there, but she still talked lots and I felt we had a good conversation. All in all I had a very good time with her and I do think that I will see her again sometime. She is a beauty and a pleasant young lady.

 

[xraygogs]

Another approach might be ...

Try talking to Gina. She takes customer satisfaction extremely seriously! If you don't feel comfortable telling Natalia directly about what your expectations are, tell Gina. Let her give Natalia some pre-game coaching and that might avoid some misunderstanding and ball-ache.

 

[dproberts]

thinking with the little head again

for some reason, i always go for the good-looking girls with bad reviews thinking that "it'll be different with me" LOL

so i went to see natalia on sunday and she came out to greet me, led me to the room, started the shower, etc. so far so good. she's actually not a bad masseuse and looks-wise, i'd say she's an 8.5. but thats where it ends. during the session, she barely spoke despite my efforts to converse. after a decent 10 minute massage we went straight to FS and i think this is the first time i've ever been with a girl who only offered one position on the menu and wouldn't go for anything else. it was mish, which wasn't bad, but i'm used to some variety which she claimed to save "for the bedroom". i did find out that she caters to fetishes in costumes and toys but that those cost extra. well damnit, no other girl i've been with charges extra for those. after some mish, we went with an HJ which seemed like she was pumping for oil or something (i forget who here originally coined that quote). i'm sure ymmv but although decent-looking i'm sure you'll notice that she is quite conceited and has ZERO skills in seduction or teasing. there is some playing with the kitty but that was about it. overall it seemed like she was more focused on herself than her client and that it was a chore for her to be there.

don't u HATE it when a girl keeps on asking if you're about to cum after about 60 seconds? like that actually helps. it gets to a point where it makes me stop altogether
and then at the end, she asked for more money than we agreed to, which like a sucker, i paid. i just wanted to get out of there
she used to be a bartender so maybe she's used to hustling or being hustled?
total night and day between her and the likes of shawna, melanie, and ashley out there which i should just stick to except i tend to go on the look-out

L=8.5
A=5
S=6.5
repeat=no

 

[trawler]

Dproberts, I can feel your disappointment, but ...

on a positive note you are breaking new ground. You are the first Reviewer to have actually had FS with this Girl. Too bad it was lousy. She would likley have had a stampede if it was even just OK given her looks and how long we have all waited for the day she provides full service.

We appreciate you TOFTT and saving us the same heartbrake. Thanks Fellow Pooner .

 

[TOFTT]

TOFTT feels your pain dproberts

As Trawler says you are the first to report on a Natalia FS, sorry to hear about how substandard the visit was. My Suggestion, talk to Gina, maybe she can do a wee bit of educatin'

Yes, Natalia certainly is a good looking girl, but now even TOFTT is wary, and the bit about pricing, hmmmmmmm

Look at the bright side, at least you didn't leave blue balled