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Most embarrassing moment with an SP?

Hamster

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Jun 21, 2002
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So lets hear it guys...your most embarrassing moment with an SP?

I think mine was the time I hooked up with this real cutie who was new at the old 5 star. Man, she was a real looker! Anyways, she started give me this really nice slow blowjob and just as I came (yeah, I never got to pump her :-( ) I let out this big fart! Right in her in face!!!!!!!! Luckily it didn't smell...thank god.

I was farting quite a bit beforehand due to an all you can eat Japanese dinner. So if you're ever thinking about going to see an SP and you got the farts...pass on it!
 

vinnie

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Aug 9, 2002
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I'll describe two that happened at the same session with a gorgeous young lady. I was busy DATY, and she was busy lying back and enjoying herself, and I came for no reason. I mean there was no human contact. Later, while things were heating up, I nosebled on her. It was her fault, but she didn't mean it. Sad to say, the rest of the session was ruined.
 

Cappy1

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Aug 31, 2003
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man o'man

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Geezus the things I have to do to get my post count up.
I'm reading this with my s/p beside me. And I'm bare-assed.
Does that count?

stryker said:
ROFLMAO,,sorry,,I was going through the archives and came across this :D

Sorry moderator:D


Anyone else have a story?
 

gotsome2004

Bun wrapped wiener
Oct 16, 2004
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Most embarrasing

A very long time ago...
ina galaxy before the Internet I replied to a newspaper ad from a Lady who advertised herself as "Winnipeg's Hottest Asian escort"

I entered her room / apartment at the appointed time and was shocked to discover that the lady was in fact an elderly filipino man with a 5 o'clock shadow happening and wearing a dress.

WTF! He insisted in his not so effeminate whisky sounding voice that he was in fact a woman and invited me to feel his clitoris as proof.

I ran away at that point and could hear his muffled distant voice, now unmistakenly male shouting expletives behind my back.

Al I can say now is that I am very grateful to read reviews on this board before actually seeing anyone.

Gots
 

sushiman

Tempura too ;)
May 12, 2002
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No contact

vinnie said:
I'll describe two that happened at the same session with a gorgeous young lady. I was busy DATY, and she was busy lying back and enjoying herself, and I came for no reason. I mean there was no human contact. Later, while things were heating up, I nosebled on her. It was her fault, but she didn't mean it. Sad to say, the rest of the session was ruined.
Hmmm, the last time I enjoyed DATY there most certainly was human contact. Are you trying to tell us you (or she) were not human or that you have discovered a new way to enjoy DATY. If the latter, interested perberts want to know details. :rolleyes:

sushi
 

itravelcanada

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Dec 12, 2004
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Being introduced to them at work

Last Fall...

My business takes me all over Canada in my field. I saw a gorgeous girl in TO and the next day she happened to work in the office I would be working at for the next three days.

Awkward - know we really knew all there was to see and know about people.

End of my contract we joked about it and vowed never to see one another again!
 

neo-pervert

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Jul 6, 2006
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well I once saw this girl called RENE at mystique. she was one of the most beeautiful SP's I have ever seen. Half black, amazing basket ball booty.

The first time I saw her I was so excited that I shot my load almost immediately...the second time I saw her, the same thing...the third time, I was so scared that it was going to happened again that I could get it up.
 

wolverine

Hard Throbbing Member
Nov 12, 2002
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Many years ago, I picked up this big-tittied fair-skinned blonde SW from Edmonton's high-track, back when there still was one. We went to her motel room near Rexall Place and conducted our business. When we came out to leave, the entire motel was surrounded by a S.W.A.T. team!!! At first I thought, this is overkill for a hooker/john bust. But they waved us on to leave if we wanted to. Turns out they were there to take down another motel patron who was brandishing a handgun. We got into my car and drove like a bat outta hell and dropped her off at the high-track. A while later I picked her up again, but after what happened we decided to go to my place.
 
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planetsmurf

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Apr 14, 2005
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my most embarrassing moment was when the sp put way to much lube on my member and for the life of us we couldn't stick on the condom, we were laughing about it but after like 10 minutes it was never going to go on so i munched on her Y for the rest of the appt
 

Quarter Mile'r

Injected and Blown
May 18, 2005
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Now I remember!, that's the part I left out in my review of you Holly!:eek:

"snicker"...."snicker" :D


..........QM'r
 

BOBST

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Jun 7, 2004
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If I remember correctly, This was standard equipment for our friend Hifi not long ago!

 

Guardian Angel

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Embarassing moment - two

Very first time - I was so horny from all the excitement of finally going to a MP. An attractive slim young lady greeted me. I was taken to the room, offered a shower to get ready. While in the shower I was already hard and soaping myself lead to jerking off. I figured I had a whole hour and based on how horny I was, figured I could get it up again.

Well that didn't happen and no matter how hard she tried with CBJ, letting me caress her body, I had "blown" my first FS session with a SP.

I have only had one session since where I could not get it up, but surprised the hell out of the SP when after a lot of CBJ and HJ I finally came while I was soft in her hand.

That was a first for her, and although embarassed because I couldn't get it up, I was feeling pretty good about coming and showing a SP something she hadn't seen or experienced before.

G.A.
 

SugarSeed

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Apr 10, 2006
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No embarrasing moments per si, but one time, years and years ago, maybe 1985 when there were some seriously gorgeous ladies on the Richards stroll. Stunning babes, really. Not sure where they all went. I guess they've become indoor Massage workers? I had picked up a familiar SP and we had gone to the roof-top parking on the Mainland building.

We were in the back seat getting started and suddenly flashing cop lights were behind us. She was fast on her feet and said "let's make out, kiss me"
so we did. Lotta fun actually.

Luckily she was not well known to police, and we were both about the same age, so the cops believed us to be a young couple. Lucky.
 

insync2you

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Nov 22, 2005
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My joint Stag

Attended the U of A in Edmonton me and my buddy got married in our final year one week-end apart so a joint stag. We had three ladies booked and when they arrived the one lady was my lab partner in my computing science project. As a true profesional she did he act and number on me and nothing was said for the remaining 5 months of the term.
 

vic krooz

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Dec 17, 2004
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mustang ranch

1980's..with 3 buddies at the Mustang Ranch in Reno...50 bucks for a blow/fuck with the 1st s/p...another so so attractive one came up to me and wanted me to go with her, so with my buddies starting a "NUMBER 2" chant over and over i thought WTF.Mirrored room...clothes off...ass in the air (hers)..i started pumping away but just couldn't cum...pumping sweating..watching us in the mirror...no way wasn't gonna happen...she's winkiong at me like i'm some sorta Superman and i found her not too hot so...
my only fake orgasm...i faked it...i bawled like i was shooting out ole faithful...thankfully i've never had to fake one since...
 
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This one wins the prize:

insync2you said:
Attended the U of A in Edmonton me and my buddy got married in our final year one week-end apart so a joint stag. We had three ladies booked and when they arrived the one lady was my lab partner in my computing science project. As a true profesional she did he act and number on me and nothing was said for the remaining 5 months of the term.
 
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