Monica 7416
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I just took the plunge today. Set up a HH appointment for $140. Things start going downhill from the jump. Get to an older duplex right across from Holland park. There's cameras all over the property and there's a sign on the door sayibg to not ring the bell or knock the door. I guess they watch people come on the surveillance system. An Asian lady greets me and takes me up to a room (seems like there's multiple SP's working out of there). I hand her the money but then I'm like, woah you're not Monica (she was fairly petite and slim, was expecting a curvier Latina woman). She confesses she's not and gives me my money back. She says that Monica is still busy with a client. I walk downstairs and I'm greeted by the Mamasan I'm guessing. I tell her I'll wait in my car for Monica to finish and she says okay. So they tried the old bait and switch on me.
I wait around for about 15-20 minutes and get a text back saying that Monica is free now. This is weird, because the number I texted (7416) the person was speaking English mixed with Spanish (Hola papi, etc.). So clearly this is not her direct number. I go back to the house and I'm greeted by the real Monica at the door. At this point, I'm thinking FML I should've just gone with the Asian lady from earlier, as Monica is definitely not as advertised. Ad states she is 22 and judging by her face, she is in her 30's at the very least. No makeup whatsover. She also has a pretty big tummy, which the photos don't really show. But I was like fuck it, whatever let's just see how it is. She leads me back upstairs to a different room and gets me to sit on an armchair instead of the bed. Also, she tells me she's been drinking (I see Kokanee cans around the room) and she even offers me one. I tell her I'm good. She wipes junior off with a wet wipe and proceeds to give a pretty solid sloppy BBBJ. After about 5 minutes of good head, she tries to ride me in reverse cowgirl while I'm sitting on the armchair, but she's a bit too big to sit comfortably so then she takes me to the bed. I had trouble staying up, as the whole situation was just so bizarre and weird. After some more BBBJ, she gets me hard again and rides me in cowgirl, but I ended up busting within a minute or so.
I haven't been at this pooning hobby for too long, but it was definitely the worst and weirdest experience I've had thus far. I felt like I wasted $140, even though it is on the cheaper side. For $20 more, I've had much better and fulfilling experiences. I would skip this one fellas.
I wait around for about 15-20 minutes and get a text back saying that Monica is free now. This is weird, because the number I texted (7416) the person was speaking English mixed with Spanish (Hola papi, etc.). So clearly this is not her direct number. I go back to the house and I'm greeted by the real Monica at the door. At this point, I'm thinking FML I should've just gone with the Asian lady from earlier, as Monica is definitely not as advertised. Ad states she is 22 and judging by her face, she is in her 30's at the very least. No makeup whatsover. She also has a pretty big tummy, which the photos don't really show. But I was like fuck it, whatever let's just see how it is. She leads me back upstairs to a different room and gets me to sit on an armchair instead of the bed. Also, she tells me she's been drinking (I see Kokanee cans around the room) and she even offers me one. I tell her I'm good. She wipes junior off with a wet wipe and proceeds to give a pretty solid sloppy BBBJ. After about 5 minutes of good head, she tries to ride me in reverse cowgirl while I'm sitting on the armchair, but she's a bit too big to sit comfortably so then she takes me to the bed. I had trouble staying up, as the whole situation was just so bizarre and weird. After some more BBBJ, she gets me hard again and rides me in cowgirl, but I ended up busting within a minute or so.
I haven't been at this pooning hobby for too long, but it was definitely the worst and weirdest experience I've had thus far. I felt like I wasted $140, even though it is on the cheaper side. For $20 more, I've had much better and fulfilling experiences. I would skip this one fellas.
The pics on her ad are enough of a deterrent to not even come close to her!
Panther
