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Bueller

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About a month ago, I was involved in a collision. Yes, I was on my bike.

Through no fault of my own, I was struck by a car writing off my bike and dropping me in hospital for a few weeks. Before anyone comments on winter cyclists, the driver must have had to go out of his way to strike me. At last glance, he was in the left lane on Stony Plain Road, no other vehicles behind or ahead. With no vehicles parked alongside the road, and the snow all but gone, I was about six inches from the curb.

The day before being struck, I had visited the lovely Lilith, cashing in my surprise as it were, and very surprised were I. Some time spent in the hot tub, some time spent on the table, some time spent in Heaven. End result: fantastic. Forgive the vagueness of it, but it's all a little fuzzy. And I was hit in the head.

Afterwards, we were discussing her domme sessions; although I wasn't interested in them, I was curious what went on. Well, to you boys and girls who participate in them... Wow.

Now, I've heard all the quips about how Lilith can result in hospitalization, but I thought they were just jokes. And after so much time there, perhaps I may have to see her to help get rid of this stiffness I have. It's well worth another trip to the U of A.

Lilith, how well do you handle casts?
 
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Makhno

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Nov 11, 2003
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Bueller said:
Now, I've heard all the jokes about how Lillith can result in hospitalization, but I thought they were just jokes. And after so much time there, perhaps I may have to see her to help get rid of this stiffness I have.
I take it the stiffness is not in your neck.... :D :D

Hope you have a speedy recovery.
 

wolverine

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Nov 12, 2002
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Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? (sorry, couldn't resist)

Did you report this douchebag to the police?
 

Lilith

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Sep 25, 2003
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Aww, poor Bueller... sounds like you need a nurse to speed along your recovery...

*rummages through trunk for nurse outfit*

I think I can work around a cast...
:D
 
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