mileage in Van strip clubs?

[bo4msog]

I will be moving from the New York area to your lively city of Vancouver for a temporary job assignment . Can my Perb friends tell me how much mileage I should expect from SC dancers in Vancouver? I've frequented clubs in the Montreal and NYC areas quite a few times and am wondering if Vancouver is similar to Montreal. Any input is appreciated.

 

[dipitydoo]

In no way is Vancouver similar to Montreal... you will pay more and get waaaay less for your money. Plus IMHO, the girls in Montreal are waaay hotter.



just my 2 cents.

 

[Discombobbled]

I will be moving from the New York area to your lively city of Vancouver for a temporary job assignment . Can my Perb friends tell me how much mileage I should expect from SC dancers in Vancouver? I've frequented clubs in the Montreal and NYC areas quite a few times and am wondering if Vancouver is similar to Montreal. Any input is appreciated.

In my not so humble opinion, Vancouver strip clubs suck ass !! I was at TBarz last night and it wholly supported my belief once again. Like I want to spend all my time watchin a fuckin Motley Crue video In Ontario the strip clubs have at least 15 - 20 dancers that are on stage constantly, and another 10 - 15 who are circulating in the crowd negotiating table dances. Real table dances, not this hands off, I'm a fucking golden goddess shit. $20.00 a dance. I guess the lovely weather and laid back atmosphere out here has a price

 

[LonelyGhost]

unless you are ben affleck, forget the stinking strip clubs and the pisswater $20 drinks and save your coin for weekends in Victoria where the sp's will fuck your brains out for half what the rip-off artists in van will charge.

caveat: yes, there are some lovely, wonderful, honest indies in Van that can be recommended from their days in Victoria ... Julia, Lisa etc ...

but stay off the high track in Van ...

 

[bo4msog]

I don't want any native Vancouverites to tell me to go the "f" back to the east coast, but I did have some great time in some clubs, not all, in Montreal. That being said, I do look forward to moving to your lovely city, even if it is only for a few months. What are some of the clubs where contact is the norms instead of the exception? From what I read on Perb, it seems like it is hit or miss not just among dancers but also among clubs. This makes me wonder if escort services and massage parlors are fairly loosely regulated, why are strip clubs in Vancouver kind of up-tight?

 

[Discombobbled]

I don't want any native Vancouverites to tell me to go the "f" back to the east coast, but I did have some great time in some clubs, not all, in Montreal. That being said, I do look forward to moving to your lovely city, even if it is only for a few months. What are some of the clubs where contact is the norms instead of the exception? From what I read on Perb, it seems like it is hit or miss not just among dancers but also among clubs. This makes me wonder if escort services and massage parlors are fairly loosely regulated, why are strip clubs in Vancouver kind of up-tight?

I don't know why strip clubs here are so uptight, but there ain't no contact, anywhere. I suppose if you go to No 5 Orange and willy gets interested, you could walk over to the corner and find what you're looking for, for $10.00 or so. Personally, I don't go down there, the consequences are far too nasty

 

[Discombobbled]

In my not so humble opinion, Vancouver strip clubs suck ass !! I was at TBarz last night and it wholly supported my belief once again. Like I want to spend all my time watchin a fuckin Motley Crue video In Ontario the strip clubs have at least 15 - 20 dancers that are on stage constantly, and another 10 - 15 who are circulating in the crowd negotiating table dances. Real table dances, not this hands off, I'm a fucking golden goddess shit. $20.00 a dance. I guess the lovely weather and laid back atmosphere out here has a price

Holy fuck!!! I'm getting vile, I better get a grip or I'm gonna end up like HiFi

 

[dipitydoo]

I don't want any native Vancouverites to tell me to go the "f" back to the east coast, but I did have some great time in some clubs, not all, in Montreal. That being said, I do look forward to moving to your lovely city, even if it is only for a few months. What are some of the clubs where contact is the norms instead of the exception? From what I read on Perb, it seems like it is hit or miss not just among dancers but also among clubs. This makes me wonder if escort services and massage parlors are fairly loosely regulated, why are strip clubs in Vancouver kind of up-tight?

You can get contact with a private dance at the No. 5 on Main St. but it's priiiicey, $50 a dance.

Also I remember a long time ago, the Paramount in New West had contact dances for $25 but I haven't been there in years, and they don't sell alcohol.

Uranus lounge close to Main St and Kingsway has private dances upstairs and if you get an adventurous dancer (there was this older blonde from Ontario that was very high mileage) you might get some good contact but I can't remember the price, more than $20 for sure.



aaaah... I remember the days back east when full on lap dances were 5 bucks, and the girl would actually jerk you off if you'd spend $20+ on her hahaha

 

[bo4msog]

Speaking of the good ole days back east. One time I was in a club in Downtown Cleveland, before the Jacobs field was built, I was having a grand ole time with a young good-looking dancer. I had quite a bit to drink and she was making me really aroused with all her moves and touches. I had to remove some of my clothing and in the course of doing that, maybe a $10 or $20 dollar bill fell off from either my shirt pocket or jacket. After about 10 or 15 minutes, the young lady picked up whatever dollor bill on the floor and left. I was left wondering why she never asked for the lap dance money I owed her and staggered back to my hotel room. Next day, on the flight back, that's when I realized that the poor thing thought the money that fell out of my clothing was her take. Maybe I wasn't the only one who was drunk.

 

[Discombobbled]

Speaking of the good ole days back east. One time I was in a club in Downtown Cleveland, before the Jacobs field was built, I was having a grand ole time with a young good-looking dancer. I had quite a bit to drink and she was making me really aroused with all her moves and touches. I had to remove some of my clothing and in the course of doing that, maybe a $10 or $20 dollar bill fell off from either my shirt pocket or jacket. After about 10 or 15 minutes, the young lady picked up whatever dollor bill on the floor and left. I was left wondering why she never asked for the lap dance money I owed her and staggered back to my hotel room. Next day, on the flight back, that's when I realized that the poor thing thought the money that fell out of my clothing was her take. Maybe I wasn't the only one who was drunk.

All too reminiscent, Ha!!. Welcome to the board bo4msog!!

 

[bo4msog]

Thanks for all of your inputs, my Perb friends in Vancouver. As I am reading through posts in Perb, I got an impression that msog doesn't happen very often during a typical one-hour or even a 45-minute appointment with an sp. Again, I don't mean to exaggerate how good mileage is in Montreal, but my experience from there is that as many times as you can give it, sp in Montreal usually takes it. Of course, there are quite a few sp in Montreal who will make msog a torture to yourself. I have read quite a few posts from the escorts and mp sections and am coming away with the impression that one sog is the rule. I hope I'm wrong.

 

[Discombobbled]

Thanks for all of your inputs, my Perb friends in Vancouver. As I am reading through posts in Perb, I got an impression that msog doesn't happen very often during a typical one-hour or even a 45-minute appointment with an sp. Again, I don't mean to exaggerate how good mileage is in Montreal, but my experience from there is that as many times as you can give it, sp in Montreal usually takes it. Of course, there are quite a few sp in Montreal who will make msog a torture to yourself. I have read quite a few posts from the escorts and mp sections and am coming away with the impression that one sog is the rule. I hope I'm wrong.

There are quite a few outstanding SPs here that provide MSOG. Do a search in the review section, you won't be disappointed

 

[necko]

strip clubs

The lower mainland used to be recognized as one the best places in the world for strip clubs, their used to be limo rides with tourist's going from club to club every night of the week, now what club's that are left struggle to stay a float, onw cuase is suppose to be the anti -smoking bylaws and the introduction of mainly private dancers who didn't get paid to dance on stage.Just my 2cents worth.

 

[Jt11_]

There are quite a few outstanding SPs here that provide MSOG. Do a search in the review section, you won't be disappointed

I agree..

 

[ghostie]

I've had some pretty good experiences in Vancouver strip clubs.

Last year the No. 5 Orange was getting really good... very high mileage with some of the girls. This has changed to some extent though.

I've posted this information on here before, and as long as I phrase this in terms of "that was then, this is now", I have no problem telling you that HJ was on the menu with some of the girls in the $50 rooms (a real room upstairs with a locking door) back then.

My understanding is that the $50 rooms are out of operation for good now. However, the $40 rooms (also upstairs, a curtained off area in close proximity to other curtained off areas with other guy/dancer couples). Contact is still on the menu to some extent but it really varies by the girl, and also by the guy. The nicer and better looking you are, the higher your mileage is going to be (as with most things in life). If you are paying $40 a song, the girls know that they are going to have to make it worth your while if you are ever to repeat (considering you can get a BJ out on the street a block away for the same price or less). Some of the girls get this more than others.

I had a real nice experience with a gorgeous Somali girl at the No. 5 awhile ago. There is also a girl there that goes by the name "Nine". She wears a school girl uniform. If you see her, go with her. That is all I'm going to say about that. Just do it and thank me later.

The Filipina girl there is very low mileage, as are most of the Blonde Barbies. I forget her name, but the Filipina chick has been there for years and hardly any guys go with her. I actually kinda feel bad for her when I go there.

If you smoke, the smoking room is a great place to meet and talk to the girls when it isn't full of guys. You can also meet some interesting people (guys and girls) who don't work there as well.

Over at the Penthouse Club on Seymour, private dances are $25 in a curtained off both right on the main floor of the club. They are strictly no contact... except for maybe the occasional "brush up" initiated by the girl. If there girl is really hot and you want to get your face 12 to 18 inches from her snatch, then go for it. Otherwise it isn't really worth it, IMHO.

 

[georgebushmoron]

There is also a girl there that goes by the name "Nine". She wears a school girl uniform. If you see her, go with her.

I went with her once. While mileage was high, her B.O. was out of this world. Now she has porked out even more, and her B.O. must be even worse now. Sorry but it wasn't so pleasant for me. If you're going to go with her, get her early in the night before she works up a sweat.

The Filipina girl there is very low mileage, as are most of the Blonde Barbies. I forget her name, but the Filipina chick has been there for years and hardly any guys go with her. I actually kinda feel bad for her when I go there.

Funny, I don't. I guess she's just too lazy to get a real job which may pay her more, or at least provide a steady income. But maybe I'm wrong, maybe she has a normal daytime job too... but she strikes me as not a hardworking person.

But anyhow, thanks for all the solid info. I remember in days past how fun the #5 was, especially in the private rooms and even the curtained ones. It was "all the way", if you know what I mean. Now no more, which is why I hardly go except to meet buds or have a beer watching plastic tits.

 

[ghostie]

The Filipina chick told me one time that she was wanting to become a cop... but didn't really pursue it...

and then she was going to become a travel agent or something like that... but didn't really pursue it.

so I guess you are right. She's just lethargic. She's lethargic in her approach to working the room for private dances, so really what approach is she going to take to punching a clock at any other job?

There was a Russian chick there with black hair. Not sure if she is still around, but she was real high mileage too. She told me she was a lawyer back in Moscow. Yah right! Lawyer and now she's over here handjobing guys for small amounts of cash. I don't think so.

Nine isn't that bad. I'm sure she works up a sweat as the night goes on... but don't we all. I actually like her personality... but at the same time I can see what you are saying. She is a little chunky, but it works for her.

There was this girl with huge naturals and a bit of Texas twang. Can't remember her name. She was so hot and she was always good for letting you have a good ol' suck on those puppies. I don't know if she is around anymore. Not the last couple of times I've been there. She was around in 2004 though.

 

[Scarlett]

In my not so humble opinion, Vancouver strip clubs suck ass !!

Real table dances, not this hands off, I'm a fucking golden goddess shit.

Wow, with an attitude like that I can't believe you don't have fun in local strip clubs.

Fist of all, yes there is contact in some clubs. The liquor bylaws do not allow for any contact in strip clubs proper, however, some clubs get around this by having private dances upstairs. Examples would be #5 Orange and Uranus Lounge. The paramount has no alcohol, so you do get contact. T-barz is hit and miss, but your chances are better with the VIP girls than the stage dancers. Caddyshack has contact dances too, but that's getting a bit far out there.

Vancouver has many beautiful performers with dancing skill, costumes and stage presence. Don't forget when you're in a strip club that YOU'RE IN A STRIP CLUB! If you go to the clubs looking for escort services, you'll be disappointed. If you go wanting to see beautiful women dance naked, then hey- you're in luck!

But if you want Montreal-style services, why not just hire someone who's qualified for the job?

 

[bo4msog]

Well said. Scarlet.

I started this thread with no intent of belittling Vancouver's working girls in strip clubs. This line of work used to be called striptease with the emphasis on the teasing and the performance parts of the act. Of course, the stripping part is the main attraction for a lot of male patrons. I always enjoy watching beautiful women on stage doing their best to indulge patrons' imagination. Contact or no contact is really a personal preference.

I spent some time recently in California and was appalled by the fact that its law does not allow nudity and alcohol both in the same club. Now talking about not having enough fun. First, they banned you from smoking; health hazzor, blah, blah, blah, which I understand. Then, no booze when you are watching beautiful and naked girls showing the best of their bodies??? I guess grass is always greener on the other side of the boarder. I can't wait to check out what Vancouver can offer.

Thanks for your insight.

 

[Discombobbled]

Wow, with an attitude like that I can't believe you don't have fun in local strip clubs.

Fist of all, yes there is contact in some clubs. The liquor bylaws do not allow for any contact in strip clubs proper, however, some clubs get around this by having private dances upstairs. Examples would be #5 Orange and Uranus Lounge. The paramount has no alcohol, so you do get contact. T-barz is hit and miss, but your chances are better with the VIP girls than the stage dancers. Caddyshack has contact dances too, but that's getting a bit far out there.

Vancouver has many beautiful performers with dancing skill, costumes and stage presence. Don't forget when you're in a strip club that YOU'RE IN A STRIP CLUB! If you go to the clubs looking for escort services, you'll be disappointed. If you go wanting to see beautiful women dance naked, then hey- you're in luck!

But if you want Montreal-style services, why not just hire someone who's qualified for the job?

Don't get me wrong, I do completely appreciate the beautiful woman here in Vancouver. However, when the three toothed bitch with the cottage cheese ass comes up to me and wants $50.00 to shake that lovely thing in my face I tend to have a nasty response I guess it's just me and my unreasonable expectations