For the record, this encounter happened before my duo with Melanie and Lilith.
One night when I was driving down 50th Street and on impulse pulled into 50th Street Massage. After finding out that my favs were not on shift, I had decided to wander down to Shiatsu just down the street. There were two ladies on. Lynelle who I would describe as a BBW Black woman and the other lady whose name escapes me was a tall skinny brunette. Too skinny for my taste. So I pass up and decide to stay with Lynelle. Most BBW Black woman always seem to be fun so I decided to take a chance. Not greatest looking lady in the world but I am not the greatest looking guy in the world so I figure we are even. Lynelle shows me to our room of her choice. We get the donation out of the way first. Understandable since some ladies have been burnt in the past. Lynelle turns shower on and says she will return in a couple minutes. I finish shower and dry off. This is where it starts to go downhill. A couple minutes turned in 15 minutes. As I was contemplating as to whether I was wasting my time already. I do not like to wait too long. Lynelle finally returns and I hop up onto the table and on my front. Lynelle starts with working on my upper back with a very firm touch. Just the way I like it. I’m thinking this maybe worth the wait the wait after all. I thought too soon. She asks me to turn over after 5 minutes. She applies some oil to the Little Guy and then it was Hammer Time. The Little Guy was getting roughed up. I ask her to ease up as she was choking the poor Little Guy. She asks why I was not liking it. I stated the obvious and asked her to be gentle. Seemed like I was talking to a wall. Despite the choking of the Little Guy, he finally spit up and I got up and headed to the shower cleaned up and got out as fast as I can.
Since I found out that Melanie is back, I will arrange a meeting and see if she can ERECTIFY the situation and make the Little Guy happy again.
Looks: 6
Attitude: 3- Either she was deaf or she didn’t care.
Service: 3- Asked her to be gentle and she wasn’t.
Would I repeat? Never again.
Nuff Said
One night when I was driving down 50th Street and on impulse pulled into 50th Street Massage. After finding out that my favs were not on shift, I had decided to wander down to Shiatsu just down the street. There were two ladies on. Lynelle who I would describe as a BBW Black woman and the other lady whose name escapes me was a tall skinny brunette. Too skinny for my taste. So I pass up and decide to stay with Lynelle. Most BBW Black woman always seem to be fun so I decided to take a chance. Not greatest looking lady in the world but I am not the greatest looking guy in the world so I figure we are even. Lynelle shows me to our room of her choice. We get the donation out of the way first. Understandable since some ladies have been burnt in the past. Lynelle turns shower on and says she will return in a couple minutes. I finish shower and dry off. This is where it starts to go downhill. A couple minutes turned in 15 minutes. As I was contemplating as to whether I was wasting my time already. I do not like to wait too long. Lynelle finally returns and I hop up onto the table and on my front. Lynelle starts with working on my upper back with a very firm touch. Just the way I like it. I’m thinking this maybe worth the wait the wait after all. I thought too soon. She asks me to turn over after 5 minutes. She applies some oil to the Little Guy and then it was Hammer Time. The Little Guy was getting roughed up. I ask her to ease up as she was choking the poor Little Guy. She asks why I was not liking it. I stated the obvious and asked her to be gentle. Seemed like I was talking to a wall. Despite the choking of the Little Guy, he finally spit up and I got up and headed to the shower cleaned up and got out as fast as I can.
Since I found out that Melanie is back, I will arrange a meeting and see if she can ERECTIFY the situation and make the Little Guy happy again.
Looks: 6
Attitude: 3- Either she was deaf or she didn’t care.
Service: 3- Asked her to be gentle and she wasn’t.
Would I repeat? Never again.
Nuff Said
