Lexie - Extreme Body Care

[E-Bunny]

This is my first review, so here goes. My only experiences with an SP have been with Lexie and I must say that with the way she makes me feel I am not really in a hurry to try anyone else. (For now) She is a truly beautiful woman with the ability to make you feel special. She smells , tastes, and feels great. She can be nice, or she can be wicked. All our sessions have been safe GFE, and if my girlfriends had treated me this good, I might still have one. After an hour with Lexie you feel shortchanged because the time went by much to quickly. I would need at least 1-1/2 hours to fully appreciate this lady. I will definitely repeat. I will also give her 10's across the board.........

 

[HB40]

This is my first review, so here goes. My only experiences with an SP have been with Lexie and I must say that with the way she makes me feel I am not really in a hurry to try anyone else. (For now) She is a truly beautiful woman with the ability to make you feel special. She smells , tastes, and feels great.

Nice review E-Bunny, I would agree Lexie is a beautiful and sexy woman.

So now that you have your first review done I should explain a few things to you.
Once you review Lexie two more times you achieve the white knight status.
After that you are permitted to add praises in other peoples reviews of her, this elevates you to lap dog ranking.
If you start mentioning her in every thread you can you become a shill, not that there's anything wrong with that but people are skeptical and don't take kindly to excessive advertising.
You want to avoid being a shill, it's the beginning of the lonely road to stalker and that never turns out good for anyone.

So welcome to perb and have fun.

 

[BS Detector]

Hey HB

I thought shill came first and whenever a 'new' member (or at least new handles for banned member) posts a review of only one lady, we are all supposed to turn the thread into 16 pages of calling the first post a shill.

Then, I thought, were white kight and lap dog (was not sure of the order here).

Last but not least, the Grand Poobah of all, the stalker !!

But, back to Lexie, yes, she is a fine lady.

 

[HB40]

I thought shill came first and whenever a 'new' member (or at least new handles for banned member) posts a review of only one lady, we are all supposed to turn the thread into 16 pages of calling the first post a shill.

Yes, there is a grey area here. I didn't immediately call shill because the truth is Lexie is one fine woman.
Judging by some members who have been banned the more obvious shilling is done by frequent posters who obsess over one SP.
Here is a perfect example, notwithstanding myself...

Kevin101 - 2 week ban

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Multiple warnings for excessive posting.
These are not reviews.

We call this shilling. Stop it, or it will be longer next time!

 

[BS Detector]

Yes, there is a grey area here. I didn't immediately call shill because the truth is Lexie is one fine woman.

Good point. I should have said, "first post, of only one lady, who is not already proven to be a fine lady.

These 'rules' get so complicated lol.

 

[DQ Guy]

Shit
I didn't know there were rules..

Now what am I susposed to do..

crappers, shit, poop, Damnit all to heck

bahhh humbug

 

[E-Bunny]

I would like to thank you all so much for the constructive criticism of my review. I probably used to many long words so I'll just give you the short version of what you seem to think a review should be... Lexie.....She's good!! Repeat......... 10's

 

[BS Detector]

Now what am I susposed to do..

Take two blizzards and call me in the morning.

Better yet, go see Lexie. Same great taste but less filling.

 

[vidwindow]

I second a motion with Lexie!
She is truly a fine and sexy woman.
good luck in her new endeavour.

With Respect,
Vid