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Levity required?...500 Hens...

Riddler Diddler

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500 Hens

A farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, He goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he would sell.

The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster, named Kenny. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem."

Well, Kenny the rooster costs $3,000, a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny. The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barn yard, but first he gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money.”

Consequently Kenny seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house and Kenny takes off like a shot. WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in the hen house-three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.

After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and, sure enough, Kenny is in there. Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese.

By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours.

Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next morning to find Kenny on his back out in the middle of the yard, mouth open, tongue hanging out and both feet sticking straight up in the air. Buzzards are circling over head. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."

Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, "Shhhh .. they're getting closer."
 

Oberon

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LOL ok good timing

Oberon
 

Snobound

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LOL. good one R.D.

In a similar vein......

An old bull and a young bull are standing at the top of a hill, overlooking a distant herd of cows.

The young bull is a snortin and a pawin at the ground and says 'hey, lets run over to yonder herd and nail us some of those fine lookin cows".

The old bull replies " naw son, lets WALK over... and nail 'em all"
 

Snobound

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About last night

HFS

A funny thing about last night....I was awoken at 3am by a woman pounding on my bedroom door.

Finally I just had to get up and let her out.
 
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