Leila @ Penthouse & Website update

[rafterman]

Had an opportunity to see Leila recently. Have seen her several times before but my last previous visit was in the fall I believe.

Always found her a very attractive lady, slim. dark brunette, all natural. I must say however, she seemed even hotter than last time I saw her. She attributed this to her work-out regime. She is absolutely buff. Could easily pass for a fitness model.

Had a great session; she really knows how to push my buttons!!!
Enough said. I promised to post a review and recommendation. So here it is. (p.s. I am not a shill LOL).

Gather the scoop on the Website is the guy has been paid for the job but has yet to come through with the product and is avoiding calls etc. Needs a visit from Luigi from the Sopranos to tune him up I think.

Everybody wants the site finished but sounds like Gina is in the process of getting ripped off!!, Which is too darn bad because I know I am not alone among the perbert community in thinking a website would increase my visits to Penthouse.

Maybe Gina could take out an add in See Magazine at least, with lady descriptions. Not as good as a website but that would be better than what they have now which is nothing.

 

[wolverine]

That's good to hear about Layla. I hope she still favors wearing skimpy lace!

As for the website, the lesson here is the same as anything else...don't fork over the full coin until the job is completed to satisfaction.

 

[wolverine]

It just occurred to me that Gina also does personal training...so I'm sure that she's the one putting Layla thru her paces at the gym!

 

[rafterman]

Good point. That's one work out session I would like to see from the other side of the gym, while I try to conceal the hard-on in my sweats.

 

[JackD69]

Gather the scoop on the Website is the guy has been paid for the job but has yet to come through with the product and is avoiding calls etc. Needs a visit from Luigi from the Sopranos to tune him up I think.

Well, shows you how great you are with info...Here's the REAL SCOOP:

1. The Site is complete. The HOST keeps changing the password so the web guy can't even upload the files!

2. He has NOT been paid in any way shape or form yet...He will not ask for money until the site is up.

How do I know? Let's just say I have the REAL inside track here. Wanna verify? Ask Gina...

Please don't be ignorant when flaming someone. PROVE IT...I dare you...

 

[BS Detector]

Re: Re: Re: Leila @ Penthouse & Website update

'cause I din'nae gi'e a tinkers damn

You kill me with that accent ya got goin there Hamish!!!

 

[wolverine]

I got Layla'ed!!

Yep, I have to agree, she looks much better than when I last saw her. She looks lean and healthy, with her dark curly hair flowing all the way down to her beautiful tush. Very delicious. As before, we had our nice cuddle and a good, unleashing FS.

My one big gripe, unfortunately, is a long 15-minute wait and such little actual time spent with her (about 20 - 25 minutes). Considering that I've received a better bang/hr quota from favorites higher on my list, my chances of seeing Layla again are 50-50 at best.

 

[Sean]

Is this Layla or Leila? I gather that there are now two ladies at Penthouse with a similar name. Layla I've certainly seen, and she' s quite beautiful. I can't imagine what she looks like if she's somehow improved!

 

[jim]

Another Stat To Track?

Considering that I've received a better bang/hr quota from favorites higher on my list,

Now I have to start all over again. ;-)

 

[rafterman]

My mistake - its Layla spelled "Layla" not "Leila".

Freudian slip...somehow the other spelling reminds of a southern pacific isle lovely which in "Layla's" case is appropos.

Sorry for the confusion.

Sean, she is IMHO, hotter by virtue of her workout regime. Just not an ounce of fat, and very toned. She was hot before just more so now.

Wolvie, sorry to hear about your truncated session, I have to say my previous session, before this posting, was a bit below what I expected and I hadn't seen Layla for several months.

However, I'm very happy I renewed the acquaintance and I will probably revisit Layla in the spring.

I agree though, there are so many great ladies in Edmonton and only so much time and more significantly $$$'s. Its economics 101, i.e. allocation of scarce resources. Hang on while I run a multiple regression analysis to pick out who I see next. LOL

If they got that bleeping website live all us poor pooners would be able to check out the ladies and make informed decisions. I say this only in the most constructive possible way, if the website is complete but problems with the host server isn't there an alternative available? If Southside Studio has a very basic website then surely something can be done! Horny perberts need to know.

 

[trawler]

"Bang/hr Quota" ...

Wolfie, you are going to give Jim and I a headache. I have been up all night trying to update my previous 35 reviews for this important equalizing common denominator ratio.

Jim how was your sleep?

I used to see Layla (there is no Leila to the best of my knowledge) when she was at Kingsway/Escape and then the first year at Penthouse. We became friends and as she got to look better and better until she reached absolute Doll status, my sessions became fewer and fewer. "It don't figger", but now that I have read Wolfie's review, it has become clear. She has always treat me well and given me a pretty full rein on what we do, but I also was always getting a little less of her attention each time and the passion that she would share with me was diminishing. Maybe it was complacency? I will have to do some tetsing of this theory in the not too distant future.

She works today, but I already have a plan for this weeks budgeted expenditure. And OH what a plan it is. Also made $215 at the Casino, so I have some choices - Duo, two of my top five on their own, Jenna for as many hours as a I can coax her to give me - how I love the Hobby when you have financial resources.

Now get out their and make your day!

 

[xraygogs]

Layla it is.

I agree with Trawler on this one. The first time was fantastic! Feeling her hair and perfume slide all over your body, pressing her breasts into your back, all very sensual. Then a little tiny bit less each time thereafter. I hope experience has given her the wisdom to treat her regulars better after she's "got them."

 

[wolverine]

I see that I am not alone in feeling that Layla can do so much better. The 30 minute rush job may have been standard practice under the Krissy regime, but should not be a continued practice by an erstwhile Fantasy stalwart. So Gina, if you're reading this, you should make Layla do 100 pushups and situps as penance!

What I meant by bang/hr is the actual time spent with the SP. Most of my all-time favorites, including Shawna, Sydney, Ariel, gabrielle, and Rosanna, have spent about 50 - 55 minutes in a session with me. That's a full hour minus those 5 - 10 minutes at the beginning for me to shower and wait for the SP to finish doing whatever she's doing (booking the room, cleaning herself up, vomiting at the prospect of having to spend time with me, saying hi to other clients, etc). So just 20 or 25 minutes of actual time spent with me is not very acceptable.

 

[trawler]

Wolfie, were not dumb!

We knew exactly what bang/hr meant. We were just having trouble quantifying the Physics equation necessary to allow our fellow Pooners to include it in their future Reviews. So far we have the following formulas:

1. 69 squared to the power of 2
2. 1+2 = 69

We obviously still need help?

 

[wolverine]

Just wanted to make sure that bang/hr wasn't being confused with MSOG.

 

[trawler]

I can see the similarity alright ...

bang/hr ("BPH") not equal to multiple shots on goal ("MSOG")

Oops, I meant to put that in my PDA, not on the Board.

 

[xraygogs]

Tongue in cheek as always T, its a shame that not everyone picks up on your subtle trail of comedic breadcrumbs, because they are truly worth following.

Its a numbers game for the SP's and us clients too. We all know this. Somewhere between the economic realities and our wildest fantasies lies the middle ground, and this forum very effectively lays out benchmark for the SP's and MP owners who want to create a top notch shop.

This has nothing to do with what you were saying, but it fills up this space nicely don't you think??

Wolverine, damn you are funny sometimes.

 

[rafterman]

Layla's still hot

Kept a promise to myself to revisit Layla recently.

She is still smoking hot in the looks dept. Absolutely buff body.

Don't know if she got word of some of the reports about "a lack of interest" in some of her sessions, in any event my most recent experience was a real "toe-curler" (that's good). Best I recall having with her.

Definitely back on the "to do" list when time and finances permit.

 

[wolverine]

I dunno, man. I tried calling to book for an appointment just now, but sounds like they're booking her for 1/2 hour sessions only and that was the direction they were trying to lean me towards. As it is, her schedule today wasn't making hour-long sessions possible because of these 1/2 hour bookings. So I'll just go elsewhere.

 

[Pussyman]

Yes Layla is definately one hot lady, but I agree with Wolvie in that I don't like the idea of these half hour only bookings. I wonder if it's just her or is this a new general policy at Penthouse in order to generate more revenue?