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Hamster

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Jun 21, 2002
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Everytime The Hamster decides he wants to pump, he finds himself in the bathtub with some shaving cream and a razor. The Hamster truly believes that showing up at an independent's with his balls baby smooth is a large factor with his high mileage success.

WIth the last three ladies the Hamster has scored as follows:

Asian Kitty - 1 hour fee - stay two hours
_ _ _ _ _ _ - 1/2 hour fee - stay 1.5 hours
_ _ _ _ - 1 hour fee - stay 4 + hours

Now the Hamster is youngish, pleasant to be with, and makes the ladies laugh, but the real key is the Hamster's balls.

The Hamster highly recommends anyone who doesn't shave their parts to begin immediately and reap the rewards.

Chicks Dig It!

The Hamster's question to the board it is:

Has anyone ever had their balls or groin area lasered? Now the Hamster isn't hairy, but it would be nice to be baby smooth all the time!
 

hitrack

I'LL KILL YA ALL!!
Feb 25, 2003
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I just pluck 'em off with tweezers!
 

charming

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Oct 2, 2002
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I agree with the Hamster. I shaved my balls and bat (makes it look longer........go ahead, laugh) and I notice that women like to get their tongues in there and lick! I've tried shaving (in the bathroom with the door double bolted) and I've tried creams, but the creams seem to harsh, but creams leave you (them) baby smooth for longer.

So I guess the question is: does anyone know of any good creams that aren't so irritating?

(quit laughing, I can hear you).
 

joebubba

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I have a hairy back and considered getting it lasered. I talked to a laser centre and they said it would cost around 3G's. You usually need to get it done 2 or 3 times, their quote was for 3 sessions. One thing you might want to keep in mind (this is the main reason I didn't go through with it) is that it has not been proven totally safe, ie it could give you cancer or some other horrible shit. I also checked out some websites where they showed cases where the patient was burned. I think hairy balls would be better than burnt, scarred, scaby red balls. Just my HO.
 

rickoshadows

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ROTFLMFAO

But seriously, enquiring minds want to know!

(This is the funniest thread I've ever read)
 

HowieMeeker

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Mar 26, 2003
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Hamster, you are the funniest rodent I know

I can barely type....this is hilarious.

Hamster, besides not naming your other two, I can vouch for equal "extra" time with Naomi (Kitty or Jill or whatever) as well and nothing sharper than some poor zipper judgment in Grade 7 (not quite Something About Mary but foking close) has come near my boys. I get mileage and I have enough hair down there to MAKE a hamster.

Personally, I think being clean and a good guy (which I always am, ahem) go as far as taking sharp instruments to your balls.

BTW with the laser stuff, if they get the wavelength wrong, don't have to worry about any little hamsters showing up anytime soon. ..... is that prairie dog oysters I smell or is Hamster getting his second treatment?:confused:

However, I will pay money to have a tape recording of the call you make to the laser clinic when you ask about the procedure and the price.

P.S. Ever thought of writing scripts for Jackass or the Fairley Bros.....no, not meant as a slag...you are genuinely funny. I am still sitting here giggling like a little girl and my cat thinks I have wigged right out.
 

Big Trapper

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May 13, 2002
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Hey Hammy...

...maybe the wart was an ingrown hair from shaving too close!

Did you suggest that to the lady at the STD clinic?
 

georgebushmoron

jus call me MR. President
Mar 25, 2003
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its painful

I've dated 2 strippers, both of which went to get laser removal from their pussies and assholes. They described the pulsing action of the laser as like a needle piercing the skin very quickly, much like a sewing machine. The skin comes out bumpy and red like a burn with a rash. But the results are fabulous and permanent (after 3 or 4 sessions), even on dark dark hair. The girls were baby smoooooth. There is an approximate 6 week period between sessions to match the hair growth cycle.

As for the possible health risks, I personally believe there are. Don't do this on your testicles, as that skin is the same thinness as the inner pussy lips. Frankly, you're probably going to get cancer in the testicles and your reproductive area could be severely damaged by the laser. The laser penetrates the 7 or so layers of skin, and I imagine it would penetrate further in the testicles because the skin is so thin there. Imagine no more cum, and what a drag it would be if you could not give that to your female companions.
 

PaceMaker

Birthday Boy
May 13, 2002
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Sasquatch

No one would know more about Laser Hair Removal than a Sasquatch!! LOL, LMAO, ROTFLMAO, PUBLMAO
 

charming

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One more embarassing last word. Georgebushgreat says "I've dated 2 strippers, both of which went to get laser removal from their pussies and assholes".

To which I can say from experience: don't get carried away with the shaving. If you shave the anal area, as it grows in and becomes stubble, you will not be able to walk or sit comfortably for weeks!

(quit laughing!)
 
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