Kwik-E Mart , Coquitlam

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I can't believe from all places in Canada they picked Coquitlam to open a Kwik-E Mart. D'oh!

Anyone been there yet? I can't wait to get my hands on some Squishees, Buzz Cola and KrustyOs Cereal. Damn that is a good marketing campaign.





Gina :)
 

DaBoneman

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Don't forget the pink donuts. :D

I wonder if the ones in the US are selling Duff beer?
 

Mr Blonde

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the squishees are plain ol' slurpess (obviously)

the Buzz Cola is cleverly disguised no name brand 7-11 Cola (though it tastes a bit like Jolt)

the pink donuts with sprinkles are good, but after 4 or so you start to feel a little ill

the krusty-o's are always sold out, so i couldn't tell you what they taste like

there are life size standouts of all the characters on the show, so bring your camera.

the clerks all have their nametags reading "Apu Wanna-Be" or something along the line of (your name) Nahasapeemapetalon (Apu's last name)

The plexiglass surrounding the hot dogs and taquitos has a sticker across the top that reads "BUY THREE FOR THE PRICE OF THREE!"

buy a talking Simpsons Beer Bottle Opener. Trust me.

The floors are really sticky. Weather or not this is part of the marketing campaign, I do not know.

Though for some odd reason you can't see it in xxGinaxx's pic in her post, Bart and Milhouse can be seen sitting above the Kwik-E-Mart sign as if they are looking down at who's walking into the store.

So yeah. That's all i can remember off the top of my head.
 

Aeiyah

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I got my Squishee a couple of weekends ago. The Squishees, pink donuts and Buzz Cola are in all the 7-11's, however.

Underneath the Kwik-E-Mart sign there is a banner with Apu saying "Thank-you for loitering. Please come again."
 

torpedo

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they are making so much money off it. There is always a line up at this location . Great marketing campaign. 11 in the states, 1 in canada
 

LaCreme

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they are making so much money off it. There is always a line up at this location . Great marketing campaign. 11 in the states, 1 in canada
wow the idea is good. but not to sure if ill get hog dog from there.. anyway they will alway have a "homer" to get it.
 

Sonny

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Drove by it a few days ago. It's a fad right now and will fade soon enough, after a few months.
 

iropony69

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Life imitating art

Just another example how "life is imitating art" or just plain old entrepreneural capitalism. I guess ther eis nothing wrong with either.
 

boringdude666

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Anyone been there yet? I can't wait to get my hands on some Squishees, Buzz Cola and KrustyOs Cereal. Damn that is a good marketing campaign.
They don't have any Buzz Cola or KrustyOs left.
You will have to try to get them elsewhere. My friend got Buzz Cola at a Candy Store downtown.

I think you can get Squishees at any 7-11.

Only 12 places in North America have been converted to Kwik-E-Marts to promote the movie. Neat idea.
 

HeMadeMeDoIt

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Its right at the corner of Lansdowne and Guldford in Coquitlam. I live faily close to there and the place is a fucking zoo. I've driven by there to get smokes at 3 am and there was a line up.
 

mr.e

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Its right at the corner of Lansdowne and Guldford in Coquitlam. I live faily close to there and the place is a fucking zoo. I've driven by there to get smokes at 3 am and there was a line up.
:eek: There's a lineup at 3 am?

I cant wait to check it out and eat an infamous pink donut.
 

InTheBum

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Sounds and looks like nothing special...

I guess you have to be a hardcore Simpson's fan to get into it...

BTW - Gina, don't ruin your perfect body eating all that junk food!
 

CheeseBurgers

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All I got to say is I got some Krusty O's and all it is is fruit loops.Kinda made me mad but all in all I just wanted the box to hide away so I can look at the box in years to come and have a laugh.
 
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