Massage Adagio

Kalla Lomi Lomi Massage


Apr 4, 2005
If Heather is the voluptuary and Lucy the fleshpot earth goddess, Kalla is the waif, the girl next door grown up to prove good things come in tiny, smiling packages.

Kalla works out of a crowded--you wonder if you'll be obliged to stand up for the treatment--flat in a nondescript house on Cook St. (but plans to move to more spacious and attractive quarters in the very near future). In her '30s, she's bright and bright-eyed, pretty and like Lucy, actually likes men.

Unlike her peers, she proffers no perks: no nudity (she works in a string bikini accentuating her sexy little bum), no body slide, no prostate massage, no showering together. What Kalla does, however--long, affectionate strokes with the skill of the RMT she is--she does exceptionally well, bringing to it a remarkable sensuality that builds without pause to an explosive finish. Kalla appears to enjoy the happy ending almost as much as I do, taking conspicuous delight in what she does and what she sees. For those of us of exhibitionist sensibilities--including me--this pushes her treatment clear over the top.

And to your next question: She's not a clock-watcher and she DOESN'T chew gum as you writhe inexorably to the big moment.

Her fee is $60 per half hour, $100 per hour. I recommend the hour because it allows for a first-rate massage prior to the classic finish. Telephone number is 881-4421 and don't be put off by the crone-like voice on the message machine (that's another story) or occasional delays in getting back to you. She's worth the effort.