I like it so much here's another one.
((((RING RING))))
>
> **Pick Up**
>
> "Hello?"
>
> "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mummy near the phone?"
>
> "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul "
>
> After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
> Paul"
>
> "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mummy, right now"
>
> ***Brief Pause***
>
> "Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on
> the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mummy
> that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
>
> "Okay Daddy, just a minute"
>
> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
>
> "I did it Daddy"
>
> "And what happened honey?" he asked
>
> "Well, Mummy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
> around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
> dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
>
> "Oh my God!!! What about you're Uncle Paul?"
>
> "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he
> jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he
> didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the
> bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
>
> ***Long Pause***
>
> ***Longer Pause**
>
> Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??"... Is this 848-5731 ??
