Joke?

[niteowl]

This is what I heard at my work place.

Man: Hey you smell nice, you must have showered.

Man 2: Shower? I haven't showered in three days. Oh you mean my new deodorant, it's call Umpire. It's for guys with foul balls.

 

[WreckBeach]

Funny, but ended up making me think of a guy I stood behind in a line up today while at the mall. Dude looked and smelled like he hadn't showered in several days, maybe a week. Didn't seem the least bit bothered, though everyone else in the near vicinity evidently was- including the barista taking his order.

 

[Big Dog Striker]

Man 01: Hey Bro! What deodorant are you using??
Man 02: Seven Dwarfs
Man 01: Better check it Bro, I think one of the dwarfs died.