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Joke of the day (old)

CJ Tylers

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A prominent travelling business man walks into a Las Vegas bunny ranch and is approached by the local head mistress.

"Well sir, what can we do for you today?", she purrs.

He slaps down $150 and says "I want the worst blow job in the world."

Startled, the mistress replies "But sir! I'm sure we can do *much* better than that."

The business man shakes his head and repeats his request.

Confused, the mistress asks him why he would want such a thing.

"Well," he begins, "it's simple. I'm really homesick and I miss my wife... I want something to make me feel like I'm back at home."
 

hurricane

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no sex.

For realisam, the man would slap down $150 and the woman would take the spending money and say, "not tonight I have a headache."
 

CJ Tylers

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Well... um... I suppose they could arrange that afterwards...ah... I guess the girl could do the 'headache' line after she hears the explanation...

But that would have to be another joke.

:p