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[Pussyman]

Looks like if we hang around Penthouse enough during Samantha's shifts, we just might find out who Edmonton Mod really is.

Mind you if she's as popular as they say, it might be hard to differentiate him from all the other guys coming out of the room with a big grin and glazed over eyes.

 

[Daemon]

Now no offense to Joeblo, I think we need to move this discussion to a post titled Samantha, Samantha, Samantha
=)

 

[Sugar]

Hrmm.... now you guys got me thinking. Edmonton Mod will you give me a hint as to who you are??? I like to know who my clients are on PERB because it makes it more personal for the both of us as we most likely have already spoken to eachother.

 

[Sugar]

Christmas Vacation

Just to let everyone know, I will be out of the province until Tuesday January 4. I will be back in for my Tuesday night shift. Sorry wolverine!!

 

[Edmonton Mod]

Hrmm.... now you guys got me thinking. Edmonton Mod will you give me a hint as to who you are??? I like to know who my clients are on PERB because it makes it more personal for the both of us as we most likely have already spoken to eachother.

Have a nice trip samantha and happy new year!

Sure.... A hint.

I have a birth mark on my ass (and I am a man of 12 inches lol!) Now now perberts, my big cock and me are straight so don't come checking out my ass!!
As always a song...

Tom Petty Honey bee
Come on now, give me some sugar
Give me some sugar , little honey bee
Don’t be afraid, not gonna hurt you
I wouldn’t hurt my little honey bee

Don’t say a word, ’bout what we’re doin’
Don’t say nothin’ little honey bee
Don’t tell your momma, don’t tell your sister
Don’t tell your boyfriend, little honey bee

She like to call me king bee
She like to buzz ’round my tree
I call her honey bee
I’m a man in a trance
I’m a boy in short pants
When I see my honey bee
And I’ve got something to say

 

[Sugar]

Thanks guys!! Happy Holidays to everyone as well ! I am enjoying all of your songs.. but what about the one "Sugar sugar how'd ya get so fly, sugar sugar how'd ya get so fly". Does anyone know who sings it?? I love that song..

Oh yes Edmonton Mod.. I think I know who you are now *wink*

 

[TOFTT]

Thanks guys!! Happy Holidays to everyone as well ! I am enjoying all of your songs.. but what about the one "Sugar sugar how'd ya get so fly, sugar sugar how'd ya get so fly". Does anyone know who sings it?? I love that song..

Oh yes Edmonton Mod.. I think I know who you are now *wink*

song is by Baby Beesh/Baby Bash.

If you know who Edmonton Mod is, Sugar, I'll be coming by very soon to pump you for that info.

 

[Edmonton Mod]

Oh yes Edmonton Mod.. I think I know who you are now *wink*

Now i wouldn't be so certain sweet sweet sugar.... don't kick some guy in the nuts because i deleted your posts lol!

 

[Sugar]

lol Edmonton Mod! You tease... bad boy Just a little hint...

Thanks TOFTT. I was trying to think of it all afternoon. It was driving me crazy..

 

[Right Said Fred]

Re: Christmas Vacation

Just to let everyone know, I will be out of the province until Tuesday January 4. I will be back in for my Tuesday night shift. Sorry wolverine!!

Have a good trip, Sugar. I may just have to try and see you when you get back.

 

[wolverine]

Re: Christmas Vacation

Just to let everyone know, I will be out of the province until Tuesday January 4. I will be back in for my Tuesday night shift. Sorry wolverine!!

No apologies necessary, Samantha. At least you'll be well-rested by the time we meet, and my willie will be so backed-up that I'll be shooting wax darts!*

* acknowledgements to the late great comedian Bill Hicks for that line

 

[Sugar]

lol wolverine!

What oh what will I do with all that stored up energy...

 

[wolverine]

lol wolverine!

What oh what will I do with all that stored up energy...

You could start by pouring some "Sugar" on me!*

* acknowledgements to Def Leppard and one of their best hair-band tunes

 

[TOFTT]

Say my name, Say my name.

Hrmm.... now you guys got me thinking. Edmonton Mod will you give me a hint as to who you are???

Oh yes Edmonton Mod.. I think I know who you are now *wink*

I can just picture the scene in Edmonton Mod's next visit to sweet Samantha.

Mod starts singing, (as always, a song):
(from the Song - Say My Name
Album - Writing's on the Wall)

Say my name, say my name
if no one is around you
say baby I love you
if you ain't runnin game
Say my name, say my name
you actin kinda shady
ain't callin me baby
why the sudden change?
Say my name, say my name

And Sugar replies:

Trawler?
Xraygogs?
Pussyman?
FBI?
joe kerr?
Toftt?
Jim?
Wolverine?
TOMMYO?
Bobo the Rabbit?
Birth Mark ass?
12 inches?
I give up!!
I need another hint!!

 

[Sugar]

hahah....I thought I knew.. Is it you TOFTT??? hrm...?????

C'mon..you can tell me.. there's no one around...

 

[Edmonton Mod]

hahah....I thought I knew.. Is it you TOFTT??? hrm...?????

C'mon..you can tell me.. there's no one around...

Samantha.... still playing the guessing game eh?? I guess to really piss samantha off I could start singing layla by eric clapton while we are doing a Little "hanky panky".

Layla-Eric Clapton
" Layla, you've got me on my knees.
Layla, I'm begging, darling please.
Layla, darling won't you ease my worried mind. "

OR....Maybe it will entice layla to come in and DUO!
Samantha and LAYLA MUST DUO!!!
Of course..Thats if that samantha chick doesn't kick me in the nuts before then. I am so great i am a difficult man to share. I know she can be quite a meany. I could just hear samantha blowing a hissy fit..."WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???" and slapping me for singing about another girl while in the sac. Often it so sexy when a girl is mad, especially when she is naked. So dangerous for the little man too when u are with samantha


Another hint... i have long hair and it looks like I am a hobo because it is messy. usually when I take off my towel, the girls sing "chi chi chi chia..." (think about that one!!) LOL. I am messing with u samantha, I've got into your head!!! Am I telling the truth???

As always a song....
Building A Mystery Lyrics
(by Sarah McLachlan)

Building A Mystery
You come out at night
That's when the energy comes
And the dark side's light
And the vampires roam
You strut your rasta wear
And your suicide poem
And a cross from a faith that died
Before Jesus came
You're building a mystery
You live in a church
Where you sleep with voodoo dolls
And you won't give up the search
For the ghosts in the halls
You wear sandals in the snow
And a smile that won't wash away
Can you look out the window
Without your shadow getting in the way?
You're so beautiful
With an edge and charm
but so careful
When I'm in your arms

Cause you're working
Building a mystery
Holding on and holding it in
Yeah you're working
Building a mystery
And choosing so carefully

You woke up screaming aloud
A prayer from your secret god
You feed off our fears
And hold back your tears, oh
Give us a tantrum
And a know it all grin
Just when we need one
When the evening's thin
You're a beautiful
A beautiful fucked up man
You're setting up your
Razor wire shrine
chorus x 3

 

[Sugar]

Ok Edmonton Mod. You got into my head.. it's driving me crazy! Tell me..do you have a dog? *wink *

 

[Sugar]

What a sweetheart FBI is....he must be beating the women off with a stick..

 

[Edmonton Mod]

Tell me..do you have a dog? *wink *

no.... i love dogs though!

 

[wolverine]

I will only let you see her as me if she only greets me for 3 seconds and walks away.