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Haven

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You can't be too picky if you choose to eat strip loin.
Tenderloin for me and my friends always. Don't be so cheap.
As for Kraft Dinner ...I'm pretty sure those who can afford it enjoy it. (That would be a polite recognition that not everyone is able to afford steak 3 times a week ...the word Polite may not be one you are familiar with feel free to peruse www.dictionarycom)
Oh wait, I forgot, we are speaking of personal taste so what you like (strip Loin - blah) may just be the best thing in your OPINION. Right, sorry, I got side tracked by the quality of the tenderloin that is available.
Whether it be meat or men ...it is very clear to the one consuming when it is time to spit it out.
Nothing worse than a tasteless, tough encounter. Time to spit it out.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <3!!!!! I stayed out of commenting on willies ignorant little tirades , Im glad I did otherwise this post might never have been written. Awesome hun !:D
 

Sixpak

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Hmmm ...spit it out!!!
I admire Jessica's classy remarks - she seems very intelligent.
Rather eat Prabbit than eat what WillyWanker does!!!!
WW did seem to be in a criticizing mode - was targeting her in a personal way, not just as someone who had noticed her when visiting someone else.

Come for a visit to Winniepeg Jessica!!! The pooners here love the name Jessica! and I think you will be very popular. :)
 

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HAHAHAHA...Never had a chance to visit you...but love your sense of humor and classic response..Its a 10 in my book...
I eat hard boiled eggs and beluga caviar for breakfast 3 times a week..and filet mignon for supper most of the time.. in your opinion ... Would Mr strip loin accept the preception that my personal taste is more superior than his ?????hahahaha...Personally ..i dont think so myself......LOL....and yes..my winter vehicle is a porsche...my summer vehicle is too flashy to be driven in the snow....hahahahaha.....
 

wickedwillie

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that is true

but...
I would like to add my two cents:)
I am not a big fan of the 1-10 scale... because beauty is absolutely in the eye of the beholder.
I also believe that beauty is more than just looks, body type, etc... personality and attitude play a huge role. The hottest girl in the world may have an "ugly" personality.
Anyways Jessica I'm sure you are a fabulous girl, keep doin' your thing, and don't let anybody get you down!

but thats why there is a system here

L= looks
A= attitude
S= sex



as far as I am concerned I was generous giving her a 5 out of 10

now i did say she could be really nice and alot of fun

thats where the

A= attitude
S= sex

comes into play, maybe she is 10's in that

so all you fuckers out there want to spend $$$ to bang a 5, go right ahead, i could give a flying fuck, its your money

but don't say the L= looks is freaking 8, its bullshit

then again what the hell do I care anyways, I haven't pooned for months in canada and probably won't this coming year as I have decided to do some major traveling to asia and east europe in 2010, and fuck some real beauties


time for the Tenderloin & beluga caviar in those countries


Sixpack and waterman8 can stay behind here and chew on some old rabbits carcass


HAHAHAHA
 

Sixpak

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then again what the hell do I care anyways, I haven't pooned for months in canada and probably won't this coming year as I have decided to do some major traveling to asia and east europe in 2010, and fuck some real beauties


time for the Tenderloin & beluga caviar in those countries


Sixpack and waterman8 can stay behind here and chew on some old rabbits carcass


HAHAHAHA
Bon Voyage WEE Willie!!
Are there SW girls in Europe that are 10? You said the only 10 you have found was a SW.
It is also very obvious to everyone that you have some sick personal reason for criticizing this lady:
"I have stopped in MMC before and ran into this jessica and I say a 5 at best
maybe she has a great attitude and alot of fun"


You contradict yourself and your statements indicate you are bitter towards all women.
Hope you will arrange to go for counselling very soon.
 

wickedwillie

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once again

Bon Voyage WEE Willie!!
Are there SW girls in Europe that are 10? You said the only 10 you have found was a SW.
It is also very obvious to everyone that you have some sick personal reason for criticizing this lady:
"I have stopped in MMC before and ran into this jessica and I say a 5 at best
maybe she has a great attitude and alot of fun"


You contradict yourself and your statements indicate you are bitter towards all women.
Hope you will arrange to go for counselling very soon.

the white knights arrive

well I am tired of the white knights here once again


look if you want to call her a 8 great, hey guys she's a 8, now all you guys can make a appointment to see her at EBC, expecting a total knockout to meet you in the room, and then :eek:

I shall have the last laugh

and to the white knights

I shall leave you chewing on a old rabbit


BoN Voyage OnePack, Waterboy and brother Larry, and his other brother Larry


P.S. calling a 3 a 5 doesn't make a guy bitter (fuck i thought i was being generous), just a realist


Smell you later:D
 

Annalise Lane

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Willie little d**k man --- some on here consider me an 8 in looks !!

Your twisted in your sense of beauty. I wish you the best in your life but I doubt you will truely find happiest, because happiness comes from within.

Oh and I'm a White Princess !! Now where is my crown.:rolleyes:
 

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Is a Mercedes SLK a 10? Or what about a 1996 Ford F-150? The answer my friends is 'yes'...they could BOTH be considered "10's" as it is really up to the individual who admires them. WickedWillie...let's not sling numbers around and try to justify them. If you think this person is a 5, great. However, there are others that would consider her a 10...it's up to the admirer.

As for enjoying strip loin, you really MUST start going to better restaurants if you think that is the epitome of a fine meal.

Just my 1.8 cents (in American money).:p
Happy Holidays all!
 

Sixpak

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Well stated Annalise!
WeedickWillie does not understand that everyone making comments on his comment is not that he considers her a 5, but how he states his opinions and rants on and on with criticism about the opinions of others. As Silverback states, it is up to the admirer. Fort MacGuy has a pic for people that are so narrow minded. (Wonder how long WeeWillie would last in a place like Fort Mac where men won't tolerate such ignorance!) :D

Pack some balogna sandwiches for your voyage - hey, I know some guys who rather have balogna than steak, but that is their preference. Everyone is entitled to their opinions/preferences. As our sexy little lady said "Nothing worse than a tasteless, tough encounter. Time to spit it out".

Ratings for WW:
L= 10 if L = Loser
A= 10 if A = A**hole
S= 10 if S = Simpleton
(or S= Sniper cuz the snake has an axe to grind)
:):eek::D
 

JessicaPrabbit

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Thanks for all the support

Thank you everyone, this thread is rather fun to follow and I do appreciate the support.

I am going to ask myself to rise above this foolishness in spirit of the season. It is possible that WW is alone or lonely and because it is Christmas he may have made his comments simply to spark conversation.

Anyhow, WW I never meant to instigate a battle with you, I hope you are not alone, for real and for true. For what it's worth, happy holidays.

If you want to blast me for making this post go ahead, I am offering you the last word I will not post again if you need the last word.

I do not seek to make enemies in my life, I never have and I never will.

Happy Holidays to everyone, my clients, my friends, even my enemies.
 

Sixpak

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This guy is certainly missing the point:rolleyes:
Oh well, we tried!
We tried! It was not Jessica that kept the post going, it was the rest of us that did not like unnecessary personal bashing of a 'fan favourite'. (pooning is a sport!)
Maybe we were also hoping to see more posts from Haleyjade in order to look at that sexy pic she has in her profile ... mmmmmm... would like to see more pics of that 20 yr old. :)

No more comments from me either as I agree with Jessica. I don't often get involved in such an activity. Hsppy Holidays!! Back to the World Junior playoffs!! :)
 

JessicaPrabbit

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Happy Sunday everyone. Thanks again for all the fun. I think even WW was having fun, so it's all good. I'm happy, I think most of you are happy, and in the end, that's all that matters. xoxoxoxoxo
Jessica
 

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Maybe we were also hoping to see more posts from Haleyjade in order to look at that sexy pic she has in her profile ... mmmmmm... would like to see more pics of that 20 yr old. :)
If you think Haley's pictures are hot, than you definately need to meet her in person. Stunning to say the least. She mentioned that she doesn't like ratings for looks, so I'll just say that she is one of the most beautiful ladies I have ever met. Inside or outside an MP.
 

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And if you think she's hot in person...

If you think Haley's pictures are hot, than you definately need to meet her in person. Stunning to say the least.
you need to arrange for an hour session with her - then you'll really find out how HOT she really is...I'm still sweating just thinking of our last session :D:)
 

JessicaPrabbit

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An Hour Please ...?

Honestly, she sounds and looks hot enough that even I want to book her for an hour.

I'm not exactly sure how the session would go, but certainly we could figure something out. I am not suggesting she plays that way ...and I'm not suggesting I do either(?)

But, there is nothing more delicious than a beautfiul naked woman, even if it's just to share a massage with ;)
xoxo
Jessica
 

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you need to arrange for an hour session with her - then you'll really find out how HOT she really is...I'm still sweating just thinking of our last session :D:)

Yup. Haley, Kendra and Melanie...Gorgeous, intelligent and the fastest 2 hours I've ever known. If only work went by that fast lol. I've only seen Jessica once and she was a treat as well. Never had the opportunity again.
 

Sixpak

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If I say she's hot, then she's hot. If I say she's not, then she's not. It's that simple. :cool:

True beauty is a pair of bespoke brown suede wingtips with leather soles (and bespoke crocodile brown wingtips aren't too shabby, either).
Was it Shakespeare that said "Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder"? LOL
:):):)
 
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