It's February In Winnipeg And....
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You visit Monica's site for an eyewash and I'll go visit Monica for a body wash.ranger_one said:
Yup.
Time to visit Monica's site for another eyewash.
Oh btw Arizona, I think the fogging truck was hiding there as well. Seemed to be exhaust coming out anyway.
M
Hey wait a minute here...I've yet to "experience" Monica Monsoon. Would I be out of line asking for a "freebie"....that usually gets me in trouble.
O.K.,Arizona40 said:Well, I hope to have my first session with Monica Moanalot shortly, I'll see if I can put in a good word for you. Since you have "very little" to give, she just may be up for it.
Just back from a session with Monica and I've finally regained enough strength to turn on the computer and check Perb and I want to say that while i am a pretty hairy bastard
THAT IS NOT MY ASS!!!!
and moreover ... I have no little critters living in my nether regions either
I think Chronic used to keep a hamster in his hairy butt for safe keeping. Maybe that is his!!!
Hopefully monica will vouch for my Butt!!!!
Tom
Tom if you spend any more time with Monica you may as well marry the lady and put a 'do not disturb' sign on the door!
Actually, it was a gerbil, not a hamster. The only question left is whether Chronic is Eric Tomaszewski or Andrew "Kiki" Farnum.tom25 said:
"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of St. Boniface Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
"I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again,so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tubing, igniting Mr Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."
Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
That is disturbung and hilarious all at the same time!!!Where the hell do you come up with this shit Avery?HAHAHA!
It's a well-known urban legend that's been on the Net for years. I just changed the name of the hospital to give it some local flavour.lowdeville said:
http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.htm
