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mustangjoe

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So I went into my accountant’s office the other day to sign away on tax documents before we filed it. It was brought to my attention that I spent over $800 last year on parking fines and tickets. Fucking ludicrous. I’ve always been too damn lazy to go buy a ticket (especially in the rain) and put it on my dash. Either that, or I don’t have any quarters in my ashtray, and I’ll be damned to go into a store and get change. Who has time to fuck around like that? So now I invested in a couple rolls of quarters. Now All I have to worry about is those fucking crack heads that go around busting into cars looking for loose change.

My New Years resolution is to pay for all my parking and never get a damn ticket again.
 

hitrack

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Last year sometime DT I was in a empty parking lot just across from Portside Park. Not in my car, and being around 2am I was the only car there. Only being about 20min and having no change I had to say fukk paying for the parking.

Besides 2am, the only car there.......but nooooooooooooooooooo some little boy scout fukkin parking Patrol couldn't wait to slap a ticket on my friggen window.

I'm sure the fat stupid fukk grunted and moaned as he had to lift his fat ass in and out of the car to do this.

I mean yah I know it was my fault, not paying $2 for a ticket, now (then) I have to pay $35 or WTF ever it was. Christ sakes if ya think about it....it cost more to park than the BJ.

But it's just like g*d damn no body cuts ya fukk all slack. Would it have been such a big deal to figger........well he's the only car there, 2am. I'll do one of my rounds and then if he's still there I'll give him a ticket. I guess that would be askin to much.
 

wolverine

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hitrack said:
Last year sometime DT I was in a empty parking lot just across from Portside Park. Not in my car, and being around 2am I was the only car there. Only being about 20min and having no change I had to say fukk paying for the parking.

Besides 2am, the only car there.......but nooooooooooooooooooo some little boy scout fukkin parking Patrol couldn't wait to slap a ticket on my friggen window.

I'm sure the fat stupid fukk grunted and moaned as he had to lift his fat ass in and out of the car to do this.

I mean yah I know it was my fault, not paying $2 for a ticket, now (then) I have to pay $35 or WTF ever it was. Christ sakes if ya think about it....it cost more to park than the BJ.

But it's just like g*d damn no body cuts ya fukk all slack. Would it have been such a big deal to figger........well he's the only car there, 2am. I'll do one of my rounds and then if he's still there I'll give him a ticket. I guess that would be askin to much.

Yours being the only car there, I'm sure it's more of a case of either boredom or a ridiculously easy task on his part. Plus, some people do need to justify their existences, you know.
 

hornydude

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Fargo

Anyone else here think of the scene in Fargo where Steve Buscemi's character drives into the airport parking lot, decides he won't park, and goes to drive out, and the attendant demands payment....Steveo rips him and asks him if he feels special with his clip on f-ing tie and tosses the $ at him...got applause in the theatre!

Kinda relevant...just remembered it now viewing this thread.