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KLKev

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When I was in Berlin a few years ago, I had the pleasure of trying an FKK club. In Germany, FKK is nudism. Basically, a client enters the club and puts his clothes in a locker. He is given a towel. There is an acutal bar area, plus comfy couches, a bed in the centre of the room, etc. There are easily a dozen or two dozen girls walking around, all topless, of several different races and nationalities. You can sit and have a drink, and sooner or later one girl (or several) will approach you and ask if you'd like their company. Because the girls are topless (some are even nude) you have an excellent idea in advance what you're getting. Most of the girls have an excellent attitude, and touching and fondling is encouraged (some will even grab Mr. Happy as you walk past). You can do the deed in one of the private rooms down the hall, or on the bed in the bar area for a reduced price. It is an absolutely mind-blowing experience, and it is to my eternal sorrow that Canada has no such clubs. The one in Berlin was not as fancy as some of the ones in ex-West Germany, which have saunas and swimming pools as well.
In my humble opinion, the MPs in Edmonton (as wonderful as they are) don't even come close and comparing, say, Nevada brothels to FKK clubs is like comparing a tiny patch of flowers to the Garden of Eden.
Have any fellow PERBers been to German FKK clubs? Wouldn't you like an experience like that to be available in Edmonton? Imagine--sitting down and relaxing with a drink, then some of the most beautiful girls imaginable ask to join you for an hour?
 

girlguru

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But Kev what was the overall price you paid and with that did u recieve full service?
 

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You kill me Freddy!
 

KLKev

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Every girl at FKK clubs offers full service, and some do BBBJ as well. Some girls will also allow DFK, but it depends on the girl. From what I understand (I visited when Germany was still using the Deutschmark) the price for entry to the club is 20 euros, including a free drink. The price for full service is 70 euros, which still works out slightly cheaper than most Edmonton MPs! The thing I like about it is there are two options--if you're feeling exhibitionistic, you can do the deed on the bed in the bar area for less than a private room. But if you want total privacy, that's available too. I wouldn't really describe it as an orgy, though you can have more than one girl in the room if you want.
I can't say enough about the FKK club I visited. It was one of the cleanest, most comfortable places imaginable. The rooms and common areas were very modern and well-maintained.
I quickly learned that the key is to move fast if you see a girl you like. I usually settled in, had a drink and evaluated the talent. But often I spied a girl I wanted just as someone else was swooping in on her. So often you have to wait. But still it's a heck of a great time.
 

Pussyman

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Well I think I better see about chartering a flight to Berlin! I'm sure we can fill up the plane with horny Perberts in no time. Alex & Gabrielle are certainly invited to be our hosts and I think we should also bring Lilith along to make sure everyone (Especially Candyman) behaves themselves. (At least until we land) This sounds like quite the place. Those Europeans truly know how to enjoy the beauty and joys of SEX. Unlike the mostly repressed society we live in. At 70 euros for F/S that's actually a pretty good deal with the exchange rate being $1.60 CDN/EURO. That works out to $112 CDN.

By the way Candyman,I don't know how to play the bass but I do know how to play with various organs.
 

demento

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I have had a little international experience myself over the past 5 years. Germany stands out as the best.

Amsterdam, hit and miss in the red light district, sure you see what you get, but i found 3 out of 4 visits to be strictly business... one girl even giving me shiat for being "chubby". Mind you, the 1 out of 4 was one of my best experiences ever.

Copenhagen, Denmark. Pricey. There are a number of strip clubs there which almost double as brothels. For an obscene cover charge I was granted entrance into a quaint (read - small) lounge area packed with mostly Japanese businessmen. Much like in a lap dance club, the girls wander around and ask you to buy them (an insanely overpriced) drink (we're talking the cost of a basic for a drink). Anyhow, the girls of course are friendly and there was a nice international selection. I chose a very touchy asian lady and she led me accross the street to her place. DFK and just about anything else you could imagine were on the menu, but in the end, i think i was down 5 or 6 browns. The feeling in my arse ended up negating all the other pleasurable feelings. And oh yeah, the girl neglected to tell me she had covered me in bright red lipstick, so you can imagine the looks I was getting in a pub later on... D'oh!

Berlin, never sampled the fruits in Berlin, although I wish I had. They have a lovely stroll there, and these German women are incredibly hot. Prices are very reasonable from what I was able to gather.

Hamburg, (northern Germany). Port city, and what fun. They have a strip called the reeperbahn... not sure what that means, but I translated it into fun. There are basically 2 sections to this area, one features sex novelty shops, peeps and the like, along with various sex clubs mixed in where you can see a sex show, and the hostesses will take care of you. The other area is designed much like the red light district in Amsterdam, with window shopping being the norm. Unlike Amsterdam, the street is closed off and there is a gate on either side.

I made two mistakes in Hamburg, 1 was not staying with the lovely hostess that had joined me in the sex show club (the show was actually quite good as well, not like in Amsterdam). This little eastern european number was around 18 and just gorgeous, very friendly and touchy as well... had enforced a strict budget for myself that evening, and had to decline... big mistake. Instead, I was lured in by the discount operators outside the gated strip... not far from the club I had visited... was promised the world, was delivered a Big Mac.... damn, wish I had of forked out the extra $50 for the premium stuff.

Nonetheless I would absolutely love to go back, and would definitely recommend either Germany or Denmark... A little older and wiser now, it would be easy to maximize the good times. If you are going over, and the prices aren't bad in the clubs, that's where I'd recommend you spend your time.

Demento.
 

KLKev

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Thanks for your post, Demento. I've sampled the hobby in a variety of countries and settings. Other places are cheaper or more convenient, but Germany stands out for overall highest quality. I have yet to try the sexkinos (porn theatres), but I've heard good things. You can get a BJ while watching a porno.

The all-time best deal I've found is actually in Guatemala City, where I was in July and where I'm going again in Jan. 2004. There's a couple of bars just southwest of the city centre where you can relax with a drink and pick from a selection of Nicaraguans, Hondurans, or locals. Then take the girl of your choice upstairs for F/S, an excellent BBBJ, etc. (You pay for the girl's time, not the particular service.) The bars themselves are a dump but it's more than worth it. Believe it or not, F/S with an attractive twentysomething will run you between $9 and $10. CANADIAN! I can't wait to get back there!
 

Pussyman

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Hey KL Kev. Hope you don't come back with more than just fond memories or something that will continually remind you of your time with these ladies. Aren't you a bit concerned of getting a STD from these gals? I'm sure it's not like most of our local ladies who continually go for checkups. At $10 a pop I would think that they are doing volume buisness with guys who aren't the best hygeniticaly speaking. Any of these gals from third world countries would have me concerned. Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm sure I'm not the only one here who feels that way.
 

KLKev

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Pussyman, you have a valid point but I think there is a risk anywhere. We all know that the risk of getting an STD is higher in the hobby than if we were engaged in monogamous relationships with wives/girlfriends but we still enjoy F/S with SPs. Why? Because we feel the enjoyment and fulfillment we get is greater than the risk involved.

Certainly, I set ground rules for myself that won't be the same for everybody. I ALWAYS use a condom for F/S (there are plenty of guys who go bareback, but to me that's Russian roulette). I also don't engage in Greek. Other guys might. To me, I've lowered my risk considerably. But then someone can go me one better and say they have ZERO risk of an STD because they only screw their own girlfriend.

Every SP does volume business. The last girl I had F/S with in an Edmonton MP did several guys before me during that shift and was loose as a goose. But to me the (minor) risk was worth it, because I found her attractive and never could have scored with her in real life.

We're all in this hobby, Pussyman, because we find it enjoyable and fulfilling on some level. The risk to us is greater than monogamous couples but we've all made the decision to take it in order to experience something we love.

Life itself involves massive risk. A couple of years ago, I was returning on the highway after a trip out of town. A pickup in the oncoming lane lost control, crossed the median and ended up blocking my lane. I hit him going 80-90 km/h because I had no time to stop. My car was totaled and I ended up with a whole bunch of stitches in my legs. Fortunately, I can walk, work, etc. but it was an experience I never want to relive. Yet I was doing absolutely nothing wrong. I wasn't speeding, I wasn't tailgating or driving too fast for conditions. It was the idiot in the other vehicle who was going too fast. Life is unfortunately like that. No matter what you do, risk will hit you head on. I'll take my chances with condomed F/S in Guatemala.
 

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For some odd reason, this place in Guatemala just reminded me of Cheech Marin's hilarious sales pitch in "From Dusk Til Dawn"...come on, you know of what I speak! :)
 

demento

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I dunno... 10 bucks... if you kept things strictly above board, you could certainly minimize the worry (ask her to wash hands and "what not") and I mean, that is the cost of a pack of cigs these days... unreal... Nice advice KLKev.... now if only I could swing a business trip to guatemala...

demento

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