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Mr. G

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May 14, 2003
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I all. Im new to this and just would like some information about MP's. Like what should I expect at one of these. What are some standard rates and what can I expect outta it. Also, wondering about tipping, should I tip and how much is normal? Any helpful information would be greatly appreciated.
thanks
 

Mr. G

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hey thanks for the help. one more question. once the massage is over will she offer extras or do I have to bring them up?

Anyways anyone know any good places in richmond and who to select for a first timer just looking for a HJ or CBJ
 

jackieboy

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I went to Orientique about a year ago and saw a girl named Candy.
she was chinese i think and had large and beautiful breasts and was in great shape. 1 hour massage mostly her rubbing against me and me with my hands all over her. finished with a super hj.
very gentle , erotic , and put oil on me to finish me off. it was very good.
i think it was 3 greens for the hour maybe a little less. and 5 greens for the tip.
 

flexxx

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Swan Lake is also a good place for a newbie to go for a massage. The front desk man, Patrick, is both pleasant and helpful for the the first timer.

The number is 604-273-8282. Make sure you follow the earlier guidlines to make sure you don't get ripped off and if the girl asks just tell her yes you have been for a massage before just not there.

Have fun, i know i do,

Flexxx;;)
 

Fatman15

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Try Swan Lake. The man at the counter (Hector?) is quite helpful in finding a woman that will suit you, and the HJ is their all day special. I have been there twice and have found it to be good and hassle free. If I want more service I usually try to talk to the woman before paying the room fee. In this case you have to be a "face", someone that they recognize from being there before. I used to goto Happy Girl, but with the exception of Eling (Yi Ling?) the rest of the rotation is nothing to write home about.
 

PaceMaker

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Swan Lake

When you go in act as if you have been doing this many times before. Plunk $80 down on the counter and tell Patrick you would like the "Special" which is a 45 minute massage and HJ. You do not get to pick the girl but you get good service for very very reasonable price!
 

Mr. G

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I C I C. thanks for the help guys.
As for payment. is it that I pay for the room/massage first. then pay the lady for the extras?
 

PaceMaker

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That depends,

If there is a special all inclusive deal then you pay first. If the place is only selling time in the massage room then you would pay the girl in the room. I prefer the all inclusive. It keeps the girls from ripping off customers.
 

Mr. G

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so at swan lake if I plump down 80 bucks for the special thats all I would have to spend?

BTW is there a website or anything for swan lake?
 

PaceMaker

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four greens!

that is all it takes. The massage girl will probably ask for a tip at the end but you do not have to give it to her. Nice guys would. I think a brown for 45 minute nude HJ is a good deal. Four greens even better but if she is good then toss her another green.
 

oldschool

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Besides swan lake specials.

manpower are there other AMPs that we can do this $80 special thing?
 

kehoe

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I've never had the $80 special but Swan is an excellent AMP. I've seen many of the girls there and have always been treated well. I most recently saw Vivian, a 5'7" nice b cup, bob-style hairdo, sweet smelling Chinese girl. Fantastic hands, loves to play but could be YMMV (controversial term now?). Anyways, I paid $35 for the room and a brown for fs with digits, light kissing, and DATY. I received some shaftlicking and finger rimming during fs. Very enjoyable. You can preview the available ladies as they make a good attempt to accomodate what you are looking for. I've read about Chanel, a spinner who used to be at Toh Far that is now at Swan and is supposed to give a good session. Maybe I'll try her next but when I'm at an AMP it seems strange to be with a caucasian girl. Then again, that's half the fun of this hobby, exploration...
 

Mr. G

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OK I finally went to swan lake and got a $80 special. They gave me a girl name connie (at least thats what I heard) an OK massage before going into a hj.
Heres a question I got. She asked if I wanted FS. Im assuming this would have cost me extra so I just said no. didnt have much money on me. So if I had said yes, how much would this have cost me?
 

JaJaBinks

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Connie gave u an Okay massage? No way. You must have really high standards. She gives an excellent deep tissue massage. FS is $100 with her. I like her because she is a little taller than the other girls there, and has a very nice set of boobs. Her nips are not black like many asian girls, but a nice ligther shade. I always ask for her or Michelle when I am there. She gets wet really easy, and a little clit stimulation will make her come. maybe its a case of YMMV

Mr. G said:
OK I finally went to swan lake and got a $80 special. They gave me a girl name connie (at least thats what I heard) an OK massage before going into a hj.
Heres a question I got. She asked if I wanted FS. Im assuming this would have cost me extra so I just said no. didnt have much money on me. So if I had said yes, how much would this have cost me?