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brocketrocket

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Jan 24, 2004
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fuck.. I am still a dickhead.. everytime.. no matter how hard I try.. just like freakin High School!
 

hitrack

I'LL KILL YA ALL!!
Feb 25, 2003
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I like that test, no studying and only took a second to finish. :)
 

LonelyGhost

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hitrack said:
I like that test, no studying and only took a second to finish. :)
... kind of sums up your sex life too, huh?

:rolleyes:
 

hitrack

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LonelyGhost said:
... kind of sums up your sex life too, huh?

:rolleyes:
fukk man!!! if my sex life was a weight commercial it'd be the before shot.

At this point I may contemplate boinking the 50yr old bo-flex granny. :eek:
 

LonelyGhost

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hitrack said:
fukk man!!! if my sex life was a weight commercial it'd be the before shot.

At this point I may contemplate boinking the 50yr old bo-flex granny. :eek:
that would be the elusive 'GILF'?

:p
 

James

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Jul 23, 2002
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Hey, given the reality of SOME of the "Gorgeous, slim, busty, open-minded" ads out there........

that particular GILF might be more than worthwhile!
 

LonelyGhost

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James said:
Hey, given the reality of SOME of the "Gorgeous, slim, busty, open-minded" ads out there........

that particular GILF might be more than worthwhile!
um ... do tell James ...
 

James

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Well, let's see.

There was the "athletic" one, who turned out to resemble more of an eastern block weightlifter than anything else.

Then there was the North Burnaby special, with a voice like a Jake Brake, and other equipment that was, ahh, very loose.

And.........., well, we've all had our "experiences", haven't we?

Fortunately, frequent interpretation of the info on this board, and some sage advice from other members, means that the majority of my experiences have been positive.

So how about your experiences LG?
 

LonelyGhost

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no GILFs ... sorry ...

one MILF/cougar ... me 20ish, she 35ish ... had on-going sexcapades for years ...