So I checked into my hotel last night for the weekend, GF staying with me and her mother in the room next door. I usually get my favorite SP a room on another floor but to my surprise this time they put her next to mine so my girl and I are between her mother and my SP. I told the manager they have to change the one room but there are no other rooms available at this time. This is going to be an interesting weekend.
Hotels that fuck up
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Sounds like a very fucked up situation! Why the hell would you go to a hotel with your GF, and have her mother in the next room? Fuck, put her a couple floors away(what the hell is she doing there anyways?) at the very least. Isn't the point to get away and have some alone time in a special setting.
Then to have a SP on stand by in the same hotel (notice I did not say anything about next door or same floor). What's up with that? You are into self abuse and shit. Whatever you are on, I want no part of.
Lay off the Crack buddy.
Hope your girlfriend knows about your paid pal, otherwise you are about to be fucked and not in a good way. Guess it goes to show ya that you don't have to work that hard to screw up your life. Good luck with the wacky hyginks!
This is only a business trip and not time away to be alone with family.
When I am away on business I keep long hrs but my girl still likes to go. It pleases her that she can spend time with her mother shopping and spa hopping which is great then I am not nagged to go. We are all happy doing things this way and it has been working for over a year now, everyone gets what they want and I get my work done. All I ask for is time with the SP once a day. I would like to stop in and see her it is just a bit more risky now that she is right next door. As soon as a room on another floor becomes available she will be moving and I will visit her then.
When I am away on business I keep long hrs but my girl still likes to go. It pleases her that she can spend time with her mother shopping and spa hopping which is great then I am not nagged to go. We are all happy doing things this way and it has been working for over a year now, everyone gets what they want and I get my work done. All I ask for is time with the SP once a day. I would like to stop in and see her it is just a bit more risky now that she is right next door. As soon as a room on another floor becomes available she will be moving and I will visit her then.
You worry way to much for christ sake. Your gf and her mother probably wont even notice you sneak over to the sp room. I went on a trip to HK with some family members on the same hotel floor and ordered Sps throughout the vacation.
A few years back I met up with my parents in Cyprus for a quick holiday. We had rooms next to one another. Dad called, called and called some more to wake me up for breakfast but no answer. He eventually got worried enough to come check up on me. What had happened the night before was that i ended up meeting this chick in a bar shortly after dinner and then we ended up barhopping and picking up an SP to come play with us. Anyways that was the quickest and most disturbing visit between father and son 
hey hemademedoit that sounds like a wild time you had over there in Cyprus!
Would you recommend it as a good place to hook up with good looking girls? is it a good party place? and how about the SP selection?
haha man sorry to hijack the thread.
And yes, your situation is royally fucked up man. I think your best bet is to tell the GF that you poon then you can all be in the same floor haha.
Maybe even mother-in-law can join for a threesome! LOL joking (sorry could not resist, did not mean to be disrespectful)
Would you recommend it as a good place to hook up with good looking girls? is it a good party place? and how about the SP selection?
haha man sorry to hijack the thread.
And yes, your situation is royally fucked up man. I think your best bet is to tell the GF that you poon then you can all be in the same floor haha.
Maybe even mother-in-law can join for a threesome! LOL
joking (sorry could not resist, did not mean to be disrespectful)The chicks are pretty attractive and definitely have a much more open attitude than vancouver (mind u so do Saudi chicks lol) There is some pooning to be had but its most eastern european types and cyprus isnt cheap. The beaches, food, culture and mountain regions are awesome. Too far to go unless you happen o be in europe for another reason and want to blow a couple of hundred euros on the flight.hey hemademedoit that sounds like a wild time you had over there in Cyprus!
Would you recommend it as a good place to hook up with good looking girls? is it a good party place? and how about the SP selection?
haha man sorry to hijack the thread.
And yes, your situation is royally fucked up man. I think your best bet is to tell the GF that you poon then you can all be in the same floor haha.
Maybe even mother-in-law can join for a threesome! LOL
I'm sorry to have to agree here and say that at this point, you deserve anything you get for being such a fool. *shakes head*
But isn't your GF an SP?
You've posted about your SP GF in the past... so what's up with that, hmmm?
Me thinks you are BSing us just a little bit...?!
I smell a sitcom!!!
Quick Jack...
Call Larry...
And get him down to the Regal Beagle!
You are probably banging the mom, that is why she is next door. Go over there and get her a bit tipsy and start screwing her. Then call up your SP and get her to come over to the mom's room and you can have a threesome with the mom and SP. When you get everything cooking with heat there you call you GF and have her come over to her mom's room. Hell, then you can have an awesome foursome and the cards are all on the table. If your GF is not into having sex with her BF and mom, maybe she could film it for you as a memory keepsake for when you get old. If she won't film it, she obviously does not know fun when she sees it and you should kick the bitch to the curb.
IF this is true, in my opinion you are one dumb, messed up guy. You want the mom to hear you banging her daughter or what? I am sure she would be impressed. Your GF must not be taking good care of you, if you have to have a SP tag along to take care of your needs. You must have a lot more money than brains to rent 3 rooms, have mom next door and a SP on standby. Is the SP working or watching soap operas wiating for you? If she is working, you should make her pay for her own damn room. If your GF ever found out you would be in deep, deep shit dude. Her mom would likely string you up by the big balls you apparently have.
Good thing I think this is a joke because I have a hard time believing that someone would be that stupid. If it is true, you deserve to get caught and all the pain and suffering that goes along with it.
IF this is true, in my opinion you are one dumb, messed up guy. You want the mom to hear you banging her daughter or what? I am sure she would be impressed. Your GF must not be taking good care of you, if you have to have a SP tag along to take care of your needs. You must have a lot more money than brains to rent 3 rooms, have mom next door and a SP on standby. Is the SP working or watching soap operas wiating for you? If she is working, you should make her pay for her own damn room. If your GF ever found out you would be in deep, deep shit dude. Her mom would likely string you up by the big balls you apparently have.
Good thing I think this is a joke because I have a hard time believing that someone would be that stupid. If it is true, you deserve to get caught and all the pain and suffering that goes along with it.
