Hi my fellow perbites, which one do you think it's my first time?

[Lonelygoer]

I have been intimate with these 3 girls, which one do you think it's the one that i lost my virginity with?
Girl #1: She stripped in front of me and i touched her genitals, but there is no sex, not even hj.
Girl #2: We had vaginal sex, but i didn't cum inside her, and finished with hj.
Girl #3: We had vaginal sex, and i cum inside her, finished with mish.
Please vote and your opinions with be much appreciated

 

[DQ Guy]

What is the point of this?...
Do you really not know which one you lost the V to?...
Kinda like a Bill Clinton Question and awnser.
But you did have sexual relations with 2 of them...

 

[myselftheother]

I have been intimate with these 3 girls, which one do you think it's the one that i lost my virginity with?
Girl #1: She stripped in front of me and i touched her genitals, but there is no sex, not even hj.
Girl #2: We had viginal sex, but i didn't cum inside her, and finished with hj.
Girl #3: We had viginal sex, and i cum inside her, finished with mish.
Please vote and your opinions with be much appreciated

First of all, learn to spell.
Second, does your mom know that you're on an adult site?
Thirdly.....girl #2.

Never heard of viginal sex before. Is that while you're on a vigil? Or with a vigilante? Or did you just misspell Virgil?

This sounds a bit Trollish to me, or someone really desperate for validation.

 

[Lonelygoer]

Please!! This thread is for you to vote the girl, not to judge my personality. DO NOT write off the topic!

 

[Lonelygoer]

First of all, learn to spell.
Second, does your mom know that you're on an adult site?
Thirdly.....girl #2.

Never heard of viginal sex before. Is that while you're on a vigil? Or with a vigilante? Or did you just misspell Virgil?

This sounds a bit Trollish to me, or someone really desperate for validation.

I do not need any validation, i know by myself which one do i consider to me my first time, i just want other people't opinion about it, just curious. Secondly, do not talk as if as you are much more experienced, how much girls have you been with? probably much less than me. The girls i have mentioned above is long time ago, and now i have meet many many other girls.
Lastly, i know vaginal spells vaginal, do not make such as big deal about my mispelling.
However, thank you for your vote in your 'third' part.

 

[HB40]

The girls i have mentioned above is long time ago, and now i have meet many many other girls.

And you still haven't figured out which one you lost your virginity to? I'll give you a hint, it's the one who took your manhood too!

DO NOT write off the topic!

Give me a fucking break! There isn't even a topic here to discuss.

 

[Lonelygoer]

And you still haven't figured out which one you lost your virginity

Are you blind or stupid??? read the second part of my first sentence on my reply, i know by myself which one do i consider to me my first time, i just want other people't opinion about it,

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Give me a fucking break! There isn't even a topic here to discuss.

If you don't feel like discussing,shut your fuck up .I.

 

[myselftheother]

Are you blind or stupid??? read the second part of my first sence on my reply, i know by myself which one do i consider to me my first time, i just want other people't opinion about it,





If you don't feel like discussing,shut your fuck up .I.

Nice way to make friends, FNG....If you want other people's opinions on whether or not you lost your virginity, again that is searching for validation on an escort review site. What the fuck do you thing it is? And it's SENTENCE, not sence.

 

[Lonelygoer]

Nice way to make friends, FNG....If you want other people's opinions on whether or not you lost your virginity, again that is searching for validation on an escort review site. What the fuck do you thing it is? And it's SENTENCE, not sence.

What if i do need other people's validation about my virginity? there is nothing to be ashamed of ! and i do not need other people's validation, i'm just being curious.
Also, i don't think you understand the nature of this review site, this site is for people who have pooned and to share their pooning experience, you do not need to be sexually confident in order to poon!!!
Lastly, there is no need to be friendly to fucking retarded people.

 

[myselftheother]

What if i do need other people's validation about my virginity? there is nothing to be ashamed of ! and i do not need other people's validation, i'm just being curious.
Also, i don't think you understand the nature of this review site, this site is for people who have pooned and to share their pooning experience, you do not need to be sexually confident in order to poon!!!
Lastly, there is no need to be friendly to fucking retarded people.

I agree there is nothing to be ashamed of, but posting a "poll" about what sexual encounter qualifies as losing your virginity. Asking us Perberts opinion's about it is looking for validation of being a deflowered boy, and whether or not you now qualify for manhood. This is a pooning review site, and this being the lounge gives us all the license to express opinions and discuss topics....and since you posted this thread asking about our opinions....well, that was mine.

Also, your comments about not being friendly to fucking retarded people....that must make it lonely for you at family functions. Ok, sorry, that was a bit too far.

What I'm trying to say that if you're rude and obnoxious about a bit of ribbing that chaffed your thin skin from us who have been around for awhile, then maybe this isn't for you. This is a community board, and I have been entertained, informed and occasionally shocked, outraged and saddened by events, opinions and personalities here. I've reviewed, opinionated and panned Sp's, Mp's ,Amp's and done it all....and found that if you're a dick here most likely you're a dick when you poon, a dick when your out there in the world. This place tends to amplify character defects....just spelling it out since you're the new guy, obviously kinda young, and tend to be a bit reactionary.

As for understanding the nature of site is all about, I think I've gotten the gist way before you ever showed up, LG. I agree you don't need to be sexually confident to poon, as you've stated. Pooning will give you confidence as long as you have an open mind and take constructive criticism well. Sp's can teach you a lot, and how to be better at not just fucking, but with everything else too. Pooning is great, can be a really fantastic choice in life, a great way to learn about sexual mechanics, the way things work and what not to do.....and being friendly to us fellow pooners, perberts, and perbites will help open doors for you to hidden gems.

Just my opinion. Humble as it is.

 

[myselftheother]

Myselftheother, I hereby decree you the New Sperminator!

Thanks....I think....

 

[HB40]

Lastly, there is no need to be friendly to fucking retarded people.

What do you have against retarded people? They are not much different than anybody else and deserve some consideration for their handicap.
They are born that way, just like homosexuals and hermaphrodites, it's not something that should be held against them.
Plus they are freakishly strong, that alone is reason enough to be nice to them.

BTW, I'm curious about something too. I have been intimate with myself several times, which one do you think is my first masturbation?

1. I woke up from sleeping with sticky shorts, it was a dream about a girl and I don't remember touching myself.
2. I was slow dancing with a girl and came in my pants, again I didn't touch myself personally but I was rubbing on her.
3. I was watching a porn movie and touched myself from outside of my jeans, I stopped but was still unable to prevent the orgasm even though I didn't want to.

 

[Lonelygoer]

What do you have against retarded people?

This is just an expression.
Just like sometimes you say ' are you crazy?' doesn't necessarily mean you are discriminating mentally challenged people, or other times you asking someone ' are you gay or something?' doesn't mean you are a homophobic.
Learn more about urban language.

 

[Lonelygoer]

1. I woke up from sleeping with sticky shorts, it was a dream about a girl and I don't remember touching myself.
2. I was slow dancing with a girl and came in my pants, again I didn't touch myself personally but I was rubbing on her.
3. I was watching a porn movie and touched myself from outside of my jeans, I stopped but was still unable to prevent the orgasm even though I didn't want to.

This is a bit sarcastic. But if you really wanna know, i think none of those qualifies.

 

[myselftheother]

What is 'Urban Language'? Is it a bastard version of some sort of pigeon English? Or is it some sort of 'retard' verbiage? Or are you trying to be cool, mysterious and so gosh darn smart?

I do believe that HB40 is being sarcastic....and you've been baited, LG. You have a real Silky vibe about you. Seems familiar. Hmmm. Feeling a bit LightHeaded?

 

[namssa]

What is 'Urban Language'? Is it a bastard version of some sort of pigeon English? Or is it some sort of 'retard' verbiage? Or are you trying to be cool, mysterious and so gosh darn smart?

I believe that this is what the OP is speaking of http://www.urbandictionary.com/, well at least it is a dictionary to learn "urban language", or basically.....tells you what the slang words some people are using mean. You know, like "dirty sanchez".....not many people know what that means. You put the slang term into the "search" function and out comes some various meanings.

Also, just a clarification.......users of this forum are called "Perberts".....just saying.

Cheers!

 

[island-guy]

I have been intimate with these 3 girls, which one do you think it's the one that i lost my virginity with?
Girl #1: She stripped in front of me and i touched her genitals, but there is no sex, not even hj.
Girl #2: We had vaginal sex, but i didn't cum inside her, and finished with hj.
Girl #3: We had vaginal sex, and i cum inside her, finished with mish.
Please vote and your opinions with be much appreciated

I vote #4: All of the above scenarios never really happened and you somehow think that we'll be impressed by your yarns about your non-existant sexual experiences.

Seriously, I still have NO IDEA what this thread is supposed to be about. Not a clue.

 

[myselftheother]

I believe that this is what the OP is speaking of http://www.urbandictionary.com/, well at least it is a dictionary to learn "urban language", or basically.....tells you what the slang words some people are using mean. You know, like "dirty sanchez".....not many people know what that means. You put the slang term into the "search" function and out comes some various meanings.

Also, just a clarification.......users of this forum are called "Perberts".....just saying.

Cheers!

Been a Perbert since 2004....God I got to get a life...

 

[JFF009]

I have been intimate with these 3 girls, which one do you think it's the one that i lost my virginity with?
Girl #1: She stripped in front of me and i touched her genitals, but there is no sex, not even hj.
Girl #2: We had vaginal sex, but i didn't cum inside her, and finished with hj.
Girl #3: We had vaginal sex, and i cum inside her, finished with mish.
Please vote and your opinions with be much appreciated

Dude...you forgot option #4...the time you stuck a dildo up your ass.

That's the one I'm voting for...was it OK?

 

[Lonelygoer]

I vote #4: All of the above scenarios never really happened and you somehow think that we'll be impressed by your yarns about your non-existant sexual experiences.

Seriously, I still have NO IDEA what this thread is supposed to be about. Not a clue.

Are you just jealous? maybe these scenarios never happen to you. But they did happened to me. I don't expect to impress anybody. If you feel like giving helpful advices, your are more than welcome. If you don't understand this thread, be quiet or i'll shut the FUCK for you.