Here is one for the ages i guess

[unlucky]

Since leaving for a bit namely health reasons and trying my hand (not literally ya know what i mean) at shooting porn..

Funny thing is i made a dang good porn showed it to all my friends and some co-workers who are the call a spade a spade person. Even funnier thing is so many companies want it but due a few things which know one would tell me it has sold like none and the companies that would like to buy get scared to ask how much ..


The big question would be WTF???

Any info

 

[Hoops]

I guess you really are 'unlucky'.

 

[a_shy_guy]

Seriously, I didn't understand most of what you attempted to convey in your post.

i had to re-read it a couple times as well. i think what hes trying to say is hes a good cameraman, some company wants the video but cant buy it, and some company hasnt made an offer on it.




if you have a question as to why companies cant buy a video, or cant make an offer, why not go up to them and ask them some questions, or give them a number you're happy with?

 

[a_shy_guy]

Oh.

I was under the impression he was performing in porn, not filming porn.




"Any info", you say? Yes, I'd like to suggest you enroll in a remedial English class!

i might be mistaken and hes performing and filming from his point of view, why his co-workers and friends would want to see this guy perform is up in the air. personally, id rather not see a sex tape with any of my friends in it.





tim hortons has english for beginners, but i think he may be able to advance to mcdonalds to fine tune his ability

 

[DQ Guy]

The big question would be WTF???

My big answer is WTF??!!

 

[unlucky]

my apologies

sorry i have a hard time explaining on the computer than in person . And Didn't you guys know that the english classes at mc donalds and tim hortons are booked for the next few years so i am stuck reading the sugar packs at the 7 eleven .


Seriously

1. I made a porn (directed i wanted to make money off it and showing my ass in it yeah no the only fat guy that would make a porn any good would be ron jeremy ).

2. I showed it to people who would give me a honest opinion

3. I had meetings (several) to companies like playboy,penthouse,hustler etc,etc, i which they liked it but due to there thinking that it was sold to someone else backed out (my thinking).


Any ideas to which way

Hense WTF.

Hope this clarifies things

 

[a_shy_guy]

I still don't understand what you wrote.

i think hes saying he makes porn from his point of view, and the companies he shows the video to are magazine companies(that kinda explains why they wont make an offer on it)

 

[uncleg]

Talk about confused, the more he explains it the worse it gets.

He directed a porn flick. Maybe shot it as well.
He's not in it himself.He thinks the only fat ass that should be in porn is Ron Jeremy.
He tried to sell it to magazine companies, that except for Playboy do their own films, as well as others that he didn't identify.
Nobody bought the film from him, thinking he may have sold it to other companies as well and they didn't need the hassle.
He showed it to friends that would give him an honest opinion, and since they all seemed to like it he is now confused as to why nobody bought it.

I'd say use it the way you would use a resume, and try to get into the industry as a director or cameraman.
If you really want to sell it go to a distributor, not to a producer.

 

[tommy2rock]

This is funny as hell, a little confusing at times.
Sure wish I could get the last 5 minutes back as I am still confused, but in a funny way!

So... was Ron Jeremy in the film or not? I could watch that fat bastard all day, he is so talented..... but Im not gay.

 

[moi]

Maybe they didn't make an offer on it because they didn't like it?

IF they were scared you had sold it to someone else or were wondering if your price would be too much, they would ask and if they were REALLY interested, would draw up a contract so they have all the rights. If they took the time to watch it, or meet you, they would definately ask you a price.

Keep trying and keep shooting, tho!