So with all the hullaballu about the micro scene again I decided to head on down, head on down the road. I called the 968 9686 number that is/was posted on Craigslist. It was the same number from Lulu's if memory serves me correct.
I call with a blocked number and no answer. I then stop by a local establishment that has a free phone and they answer. I ask about a session and I honestly could not understand what they were saying. I asked about the address and jotted down what I thought she said. I headed to the address which is near a Video Game Trader. I won't put the real address down. It has been posted in another thread. I think it should be removed but hey whatever.
I flag down a passing motorist and hitch a ride. They drop me off at VGT and I take a quick walk to the door. I knock. No answer. I ring. No answer. I say WTF. Sooooo I head to the TD Bank and use the phone there. I ask for a correction on the address. Yep. It's the one I rang. I go back. Knock on the door. No answer. I ring. No answer. I go to the side. I knock. No answer. I go back to the bank. I phone. Correct address? Yep. I go back. I knock. Door opens. Jackpot.
Walk in and was greeted by Helen. Little English but pleasant. Had a little bit of a ghetto Lucy Liu look to her face. Small frame maybe 5 ft or so. Take off my shoes and as I am leaving an old Asian guy is leaving. Great I thought. I'm getting his sloppy seconds. He's probably on Viagra and wore her out for me.
I carry on as I'm escorted to the room on the right. I leave my duckets on the table. We undress and head to the shower. Small a cups with eraser nipples. Baby damage with a pooch showing. Great I think to myself. Where's FLK when you need him. Being a team player I stuck this one out.
Older house so the bathroom is quite small with the door hitting the toilet when you open it. We start the shower and she suds the boys up and then checks out my johnson. I found this amusing as she put her forearm up against it to compare. I never thought of that before. It was quite alarming actually. Nothing an inner chuckle couldn't fix. She washes front and back and around the way. I get my towel and we are back to the room.
She motions for massage so I get on my front. She covers me up with a towel. Not just the nether regions but my whole body. I scratch my head and wait for the ride to begin. She starts to massage me over the towel. It was different and perhaps she just didn't want to touch me. It was feeling ok so I didn't mention anything. She was giving an ok massage when all of a sudden the ghost of Bruce Lee invaded her. She started giving my back karate chops. Man I hate that. She then cupped her hands while hitting my back. This was making a hell of a noise. I could only think that this was some code for I'm taking the money and he's not getting FS as the massage was taking awhile.
Finally I was told to flip. Thanks Chuck Norris for kicking Bruce's spirit out of her. I am lying on my back and she wipes all that precum. I thought fine she's going for BBBJ. She starts on my nipples and then some BLS. She then puts on a hat for maybe 35 seconds of head. I thought she was going to go CG or RCG but she just went mish on me. She was tighter than I thought but nothing to scream home about. Not many options with mish. It gave me some time to check her small tits out. They felt like marble implants. It was quite odd. I can't really place what it was. They weren't soft. There was something in there I swear. Baby tummy and a tat. Not shaved. Not the cream of the crop.
I finished up and then back to the shower for some cleanup.
As far as VFM it isn't a bad deal at $180. There was another girl that I saw that might have been better looking. Helen at the right angle reminded me of Lucy Liu which was a plus. The baby damage wasn't a plus. English was lacking but she moans in the universal language of poon. Place was ok for an older house. I don't think I will retun on this one. I think this Micro might draw unwanted attention and end up being publicity for the CPS. Don't let me stop you from going. I just thought of how close it was for the last one. They don't call it bad timing for nothing.
I Am.
Not Being Taken Alive.
SlimShady.
I call with a blocked number and no answer. I then stop by a local establishment that has a free phone and they answer. I ask about a session and I honestly could not understand what they were saying. I asked about the address and jotted down what I thought she said. I headed to the address which is near a Video Game Trader. I won't put the real address down. It has been posted in another thread. I think it should be removed but hey whatever.
I flag down a passing motorist and hitch a ride. They drop me off at VGT and I take a quick walk to the door. I knock. No answer. I ring. No answer. I say WTF. Sooooo I head to the TD Bank and use the phone there. I ask for a correction on the address. Yep. It's the one I rang. I go back. Knock on the door. No answer. I ring. No answer. I go to the side. I knock. No answer. I go back to the bank. I phone. Correct address? Yep. I go back. I knock. Door opens. Jackpot.
Walk in and was greeted by Helen. Little English but pleasant. Had a little bit of a ghetto Lucy Liu look to her face. Small frame maybe 5 ft or so. Take off my shoes and as I am leaving an old Asian guy is leaving. Great I thought. I'm getting his sloppy seconds. He's probably on Viagra and wore her out for me.
I carry on as I'm escorted to the room on the right. I leave my duckets on the table. We undress and head to the shower. Small a cups with eraser nipples. Baby damage with a pooch showing. Great I think to myself. Where's FLK when you need him. Being a team player I stuck this one out.
Older house so the bathroom is quite small with the door hitting the toilet when you open it. We start the shower and she suds the boys up and then checks out my johnson. I found this amusing as she put her forearm up against it to compare. I never thought of that before. It was quite alarming actually. Nothing an inner chuckle couldn't fix. She washes front and back and around the way. I get my towel and we are back to the room.
She motions for massage so I get on my front. She covers me up with a towel. Not just the nether regions but my whole body. I scratch my head and wait for the ride to begin. She starts to massage me over the towel. It was different and perhaps she just didn't want to touch me. It was feeling ok so I didn't mention anything. She was giving an ok massage when all of a sudden the ghost of Bruce Lee invaded her. She started giving my back karate chops. Man I hate that. She then cupped her hands while hitting my back. This was making a hell of a noise. I could only think that this was some code for I'm taking the money and he's not getting FS as the massage was taking awhile.
Finally I was told to flip. Thanks Chuck Norris for kicking Bruce's spirit out of her. I am lying on my back and she wipes all that precum. I thought fine she's going for BBBJ. She starts on my nipples and then some BLS. She then puts on a hat for maybe 35 seconds of head. I thought she was going to go CG or RCG but she just went mish on me. She was tighter than I thought but nothing to scream home about. Not many options with mish. It gave me some time to check her small tits out. They felt like marble implants. It was quite odd. I can't really place what it was. They weren't soft. There was something in there I swear. Baby tummy and a tat. Not shaved. Not the cream of the crop.
I finished up and then back to the shower for some cleanup.
As far as VFM it isn't a bad deal at $180. There was another girl that I saw that might have been better looking. Helen at the right angle reminded me of Lucy Liu which was a plus. The baby damage wasn't a plus. English was lacking but she moans in the universal language of poon. Place was ok for an older house. I don't think I will retun on this one. I think this Micro might draw unwanted attention and end up being publicity for the CPS. Don't let me stop you from going. I just thought of how close it was for the last one. They don't call it bad timing for nothing.
I Am.
Not Being Taken Alive.
SlimShady.
