has any one like ever paid there wife.

[sevenofnine]

my wife wants a new front load washer and dryer,

the old ones work perfectly. i said yes we will when one of these break,

she doesn't see why we should wait. i dont see why we need to get rid of somthing that still works. and its only a dam washer and dryer i don't get what the big deal is.

i have a session booked this week a long one, the cost would maybe pay for a pair of front load washer and dryer.

we got into it again, she wants a front load washer and dryer,
a stupid thought went through me head.
go and get my stash, wave it in front of her nose
and tell her, for bj, or whatever so many times, she can have the money

and the question went through my mind
what would she do if she knew actually how much money i was spending on this hobby.
and well for the moment assume she didn't kill me first,
and i gave her the choice, this money im going to spend on an sp or you can have it,
the catch you do what i want when i want how i want it

if she didn't kill me you know she would take the deal. im sure of it.

i remember watching a talk show were a married couple exchanged sex for well materal things, house work etc.
it was generlly booed.

but i have been married along time, and like women married women don't with hold sex for things they want. or if you forgot to put the garbage over the fence for everything imaginable actually.

why do you think so many married guys are in this hobby ninety percent or more. because there wifes dont put out, or do oral, or whatever,

i have a lady friend at work, she is single doesn't know what i do, but we kind of talk about sex.
and she just laughs.
a married women doesn't take care of her man, what the hell do they expect. she feels sorry for her brother in laws, because she knows her sisters are a bunch of old maids.

what the fuck is it with married women who think they don't have to regularly screw there husband.
and maybe we should just pay our wives.

or come clean, and tell them i need this,
and im going to get it one way or another,
and leave it up to her.

life is somtimes so fucking stupid.

 

[HB40]

but i have been married along time, and like women married women don't with hold sex for things they want. or if you forgot to put the garbage over the fence for everything imaginable actually.

So you're the one! Quit throwing your fucking garbage over my fence!

or come clean, and tell them i need this,
and im going to get it one way or another,
and leave it up to her.

Yeah, let us know how that works out for ya.

 

[ThisEndUp]

we pay one way or other

 

[chilli]

we pay one way or other

Amen, ain't that the truth.

Most women are an emotional train wreck.

Lucky they have pussies, or else they'd have no one to pay their bills.

 

[InTheBum]

Divorce the bitch!

 

[lionheart]

I have a married female friend. She never denies him sex, unless she is too ill, in which case he has the compassion not to ask.
He has not need to stray.
A bj only takes a few minutes and settles the restless beast.
If more women were like her, they would get their washers and dyers.

 

[lars_from_mars]

I heard a good bit of advice a million years ago when I got married, and I still follow it today: don't ever bargain for sex with your wife/gf. Not explicitly anways, like "I will give you X if you do Y". When sex goes from being a free/shared thing to being a commodity, you've ruined what relationship sex is all about. Worst case, from then on you'll have to "pay" for sex with her.

What works best for me is to be thankful for whatever infrequent, unsatisfying lovin' I can get from the missus. Whenever I'm itching for something more, I can find an SP to take care of that.

 

[island-guy]

Why the heck did you marry a girl who wouldn't give you whatever sex you want when you want it?

Now you're stuck, either way, you'll pay.

If you tell her you're seeing SPs then SHE will divorce YOU and you will pay and pay and pay and get even less sex than you are getting now.

 

[HB40]

Stop going to see SP's and use the money to buy a new LG steam washer & dryer (3 grand). They work great and use less water but they're heavy (so get it setup). Do this while she's out of the house and surprise her when she gets home, then embrace her, tell her you are happy to see she's happy and then have her sit down and eat the dinner you cooked her. Later, when you go to have sex with her, rather than pound away at her, devour her entire body, having her orgasm while she rides your face and watches herself in the mirror. Once she's done, there is almost a 100% chance she'll go down and suck your dick until the ointment comes out of it.

Yeah like that is going to work....wait, does that actually work?!?



Very good advice dood.

 

[HB40]

Well it's certainly worth a try on his behalf.

You're probably right, but I still hope he comes clean and gives her the ultimatum....some guys need to learn the hard way, or in sevonofnine's case a hard kick to the nuts might do the trick.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I paid mine to go away.

 

[Karl Blues]

Maybe if you did the laundry, the washer & dryer wouldn't be a big deal to her.

 

[HubbaHubba]

Maybe if you did the laundry, the washer & dryer wouldn't be a big deal to her.

LMAO......that was funny!!!!

 

[Tanuki]

I wish I had a wife to do my laundry, cook and clean. If yours does all that worship the ground she walks on. You can have all the sex you want if you just learn how to get it. Women take longer to get turned on. You have to start with the heart before you can expect to get in the pants. I am sure if your wife came home with those front loaders all set up and you made her dinner she would be creaming her undies.

Silly guys when will you learn? I bet I could get more sex from your wives and I am straight.

I'll do your laundry, cook, AND put out whever you need it - but you gotta hire a cleaner. Deal?

 

[bubbles42]

what the fuck is it with married women who think they don't have to regularly screw there husband.
and maybe we should just pay our wives.

news flash: they don't have to.

 

[DQ Guy]

Thats why I got a strange Phone call from My lady friend..
Said she would do a lot of dirty things for me if I broke her washer..

Now it all makes sense. woooo

Why not just buy the damn things. then you get your laundry done by a happy wife
who might even let you try out the Spin cycle?...

 

[Sasha Queen]

I have a married female friend. She never denies him sex, unless she is too ill, in which case he has the compassion not to ask.
He has not need to stray.
A bj only takes a few minutes and settles the restless beast.
If more women were like her, they would get their washers and dyers.

That is so cute. I have a friend that was married for a long time and says the same. You do pay some way or another. Now his wife who would not fuck him is living in his house, driving his truck, and fucking preggo with her 4th baby. He is still paying.

But so true.

I don't wanna get married but I love to FUCK. I know I would make a man happy. I will blow you if you wave it in my face.

So if I was married would I get paid more or less? Eather way I am easy!


" A woman who fucks two times a day is trying to get MARRIED" I forgot who said t though LOL