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Hamster

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This might seem a bit out of order but please try to give hope to the Hamster.

Due to a declining budget and limited future $$$$ potential, the Hamster is being forced to retire from pooning.

Please don't freak, cry, sell your stocks or kick the family dog, there is hope!

The Hamster thought it would be great to have a Hamster fund where Perb members could send their donation to a PO box, for pooning purposes only.

Please post your opinions!

If the Hamster gets $200 a week, he will spend $200 a week pooning and reviewing!!!!!!! You can count on it!!!!!!!
 

hitrack

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Feb 25, 2003
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Well, well, well !

School is in session. "I figured out I pissed away all my dough on experimenting with $200/hr chicks when I should have listened to HT (that's me) and go DT and blow my load for 2 greens 101.

Just razzing ya bro!!

Warm up the car, don't eat cuz we'll grab some McPukes, a couple coffee's at 7-11 (make sure you get the raised lid) a pack of smokes, and cruise till the tires fall off!!

PS: in the 21st century we use Pay Pal not PO box's.
 
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Avatar looks like Angelina.
Mongering frequency comes in cycles.

HEMPster
This might seem a bit out of order but please try to give hope to the Hamster.
Due to a declining budget and limited future $$$$ potential, the Hamster is being forced to retire from pooning.
Hamster is still youngish (that’s what you told us), so there should be plenty of future $$$$ potential for the Hamster. Just see less SPs during your cash crunch, nothing wrong with that. We’ll welcome you back with furry open arms. Have you cleared out your PM box yet?
 

Poseidon

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Jul 21, 2003
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Your place or mine?
How about I give my $.02 also.

PS. Poseidon needs donations too. It will go to a good cause:

The PPFN (Poseidon Pooning foundation for the Needy)
 

redcork

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i'll donate - one used condom , but will rinse it out for you , b/c i want to read your reviews and keep you around for intertainment value.
 

PiL

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Hamster said:
The Hamster thought it would be great to have a Hamster fund where Perb members could send their donation to a PO box, for pooning purposes only.
First of all, if there are stupid enough people on this board to fall for this (of course you're broke....riiiiiight), then PERB is beyond all hope and Fred Zed really should just pull the plug. If there were ever to be a fund set up for the purposes of reviewing ladies, it would be for someone who could both treat ladies with basic dignity and respect they deserve (which Hamster has proven infinite times he is unable or unwilling) and is less defined by misogynistic tripe in reviews. I think 99% of the members of PERB are far more qualified and deserving of benefiting from such a fund (The other 1% are minions of Hamster's), and if anything Hamster should be paying all his pooning funds to others so real reviews can be written and less women being degraded and humiliated in the process.

Giving your money to Hamster would be like pumping a syringe into the arm of a junkie for them.

PiL
 

HowieMeeker

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Mar 26, 2003
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PiL.....

....you seem to grab any chance you can to slay the rodent (no offence Squirrel). Do you really take him that seriously? I don't think anyone else takes him seriously - he is both entertaining (in a way only certain people can be) and refereshingly different. If talk of bungholes and toes is degrading - then what the hell is NOT degrading about a site that reviews having sex with women that you pay for the pleasure? Sheesh - don't over analyze any of this or it will drive you crazy (like rabies - and rodents get that too). You must be from back east - you just "talk" like someone from the Ontario part of the world (all serious and grown up like):p

Perhaps we need a PiL collection too - to get you a sense of humour. ;)
 

HowieMeeker

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Mar 26, 2003
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Just a bump....

...to see how PiL collection is coming along.
 

Henry Flowers

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Oct 11, 2003
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Right on Howie about not over analyzing any of this ........ oh but just hold on, can you you just back it up a bit............. she's around him like hooooooops on a .......
 

PiL

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Jul 16, 2003
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Re: Fans

MissToe said:
What kind of thing to say is that? Have you even met 99% of the perb members?
That was my exact point.....I don't have to meet *any* of them to already know they must be far more deserving. It was a telling statement as to how close to the bottom of the barrel Hamster truly is.

Ladies love to read Hamster, although we are scared of him.
Always fun until you're on the receiving end.....it's almost like watching people be marched off to concentration camps so long as you're not going too.

PiL
 

PiL

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Jul 16, 2003
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vancouverman said:
Some people have REALLY twisted humor
That's what I've been saying since the beginning.....the number of people on this board who find it humorous to degrade and humiliate woman is truly a twisted epidemic that needs to be purged.

PiL
 

HowieMeeker

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Mar 26, 2003
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PiL....

....lighten up. If the women want a protector from the evils of harmless rodents, they know where to ask for such.

You have come here mid-stream and like to pontificate about purging us of some sort of malady that seems to bother you more than any other.

Chill and monitor the board for a while - if it bothers you that much, get a real hobby. Actually, try pming Candlewax....you two will get along like a house on fire. Both jump to conclusions without facts and are crusaders for those who don't know they have been wronged.

Cheers pal!
 
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wolverine

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Nov 12, 2002
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Re: Fans

MissToe said:
Ladies love to read Hamster, although we are scared of him. :p

Why are you ladies scared of the Squirrel?
Is it because he has such a superhumanly HUGE and MASSIVE....






...pair of teeth?
 

Saffire

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Jun 28, 2003
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Re: Fans

MissToe said:
Ladies love to read Hamster, although we are scared of him. :p
I do love to read Hamster, but I am not scared of him. He may be crude and harsh in his reviews, but read between the lines and it becomes clear he is always a gentleman in person. He even shaves his balls before every visit. :D
 

Saffire

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Jun 28, 2003
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likesdeladies said:
you have to ask why the misrepresentation ---
Not really a misrepresentation, but more like an embellishment. Anonymity gives the opportunity to "be" someone who might not be appropriate, accepted or possible in 'real' life.
 
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