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Groners for Monday - Kinds of Sex

HowieMeeker

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Five Kinds Of Sex


1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honey- moon, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!"

5) The fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your husband/wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
 

Saffire

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Love: Talking and cuddling
Lust: Rolling over and falling asleep
Marriage: Getting up to wash your hands . . .

Love: Finding the "Fell in Love on AOL" chat-room
Lust: Finding the "Blonde Dominatrix" chat-room
Marriage: Finding the "Married and Looking" chat-room

Love: Sex every night
Lust: Sex 5 times a night
Marriage: Sex?


A husband and a wife are having there 25th wedding anniversary at a hotel and the woman asked the man "what was going through your mind when you first saw me naked?". The man said "I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry". As the woman was getting undressed she said "what are you thinking now?" and the man said "I think I did a pretty good job."


:D
 

oberon1999

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Saffire said:
Love: Talking and cuddling
Lust: Rolling over and falling asleep
Marriage: Getting up to wash your hands . . .

A husband and a wife are having there 25th wedding anniversary at a hotel and the woman asked the man "what was going through your mind when you first saw me naked?". The man said "I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry". As the woman was getting undressed she said "what are you thinking now?" and the man said "I think I did a pretty good job."


:D

LMFAO

Thanks Saffire I needed a good laugh

oberon
 
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