Great gifts for the ladies...

[Ghetto Child]

How many of you guys bring SP's gifts?

Many girls list possible gifts that they like from jewelry, watches, lingerie ect... For some girls the best gift they get from their clients is when they remember to use a bar of irish Spring and water before they leave home.

For me I like to bring a bottle of Don, some bling with ice, rubies and topaz, and some whip cream for fun.

I think I bought one girl at Penthouse last week a really nice and very expensive bracelet. That cost me more than the two hours I paid for. So that is definitely not an idea for the budget conscience pooners.

I broke up with my girlfriend two months ago so there is nothing cutting in my budget for gifts right now. Some SP's are so hot you have to gift them something. My problem now is this has become something I need to do all the time. The session are just so much better after a gift.

I've gone from $1800 dollars a month at the SP's and indies to now somewhere in the $5000 to $ 7000 a month. I may need to chill out a bit, for a lot people that is a salary. There probably is some orphan starving out there that would not hurt from a share of that money either. Sadly its still cheaper than my last girlfriend emotionally not financially.

I am hardly the most extravagant gift giver, I know that bank guy who was ripping off the Bank of Montreal was buying girls houses and cars. Another girl at an MP had a clieent give her a 2004 mustang.

Some guy bought a girl a diamond enagement ring. Or stole it from his ex-wife. Who can tell.

Anyways what kind of gifts are you guys buying SP if any?

For the ladies, how often do you get gifts and what have some of them been?

 

[BamMargera]

I'm not trying to be an @$$h*le here or anything, but I have a feeling that posts like this are the reason why some people have shown an obvious distaste towards yourself. The fact that you're from New York has nothing to do with it. And really, we could live with the New York accent that you posted with (which most people do without when they post, they just use the english skills that were instilled upon them when they were going to school). But the macho swagger that you exude from each and every post in this forum gets old and upsetting quite quickly. I don't blame mexman for hounding you after any post you make because I damn near want to do the same thing. It stems from situations like this, the starting of posts that have you telling us what the girls like how great you are towards them. It's frustrating, and it's frustrating on a level that I haven't witnessed in my years on the internet. We don't care how much you spend at the MP's a month. Christ, if I even made as much as you spent in a month I'd be too busy having fun to post on this site, whether it'd be at the MP's or doing other activities. To me anyways, when you talk about stuff like this, you look like the old buisness man at the strip clubs (especially at Scores in your hometown of New York) that think they can buy a stripper's love. Not saying that you are trying to do just that, but that's what it reminds me of. Of course it's nice to give something to a girl you spend time with, but you don't have to go bragging about it. Hell, I remember 3 years ago I was seeing an SP pretty regularly, and I brought her gifts. Know what they were? It was the middle of summer and they had no AC, so I brought some Slurpees for her and the other girls working a couple of times before I stayed for a session, and a couple of times when I just stopped by. This was appreciated not because I spent $500 bucks on a bracelet, but because I took the time to think about her when I might not even go in for a session.

I've never seen a post of this kind in my time of reading and contributing to this board, and hope that I never do again. I used to enjoy reading your posts just because I could always get a good laugh from mex's responses, but lately it's just getting too much. You're not raising the bar for the rest of us, we're not going to take out a loan so we can have a special place in an SP's heart, I don't care about things like that. If an SP enjoys her time with me, then great, I'm glad that she enjoyed herself and it means that I'm doing something right. But if she doesn't enjoy herself, that's her buisness....That's why they get paid. Please, keep visiting the MP's, do everything that you normally do, just don't be such a pompous ass when posting.

-BaM

 

[BS Detector]

It was the middle of summer and they had no AC, so I brought some Slurpees for her and the other girls working a couple of times before I stayed for a session, and a couple of times when I just stopped by. This was appreciated not because I spent $500 bucks on a bracelet, but because I took the time to think about her when I might not even go in for a session.

Right on buddy! I have done similar things as well as Tim Hortons coffee, chocolates for all the ladies on shift especially on Valentines Day and Christmas and you're bang on in that they really appreciate that kind of stuff and for exactly the reason you mentioned.

Anyone reading my posts will agree that USUALLY my posts are quite moderate unless someone outright lies or attacks. Sometimes I get quite opinionated over things like messing around on a spouse etc but even if some post things that cause my BS Detector to set off, I usually feel sorry for the poor sod because it is probably someone in need of attention but I too find these 'over-the-top' posts an insult to my intelligence. I also think the ladies would laugh at someone bringing them such expensive gifts. Sure...If there is one VERY special lady, I could see it - maybe. The most I've ever done other than flowers or chocolates, two different ladies who always treated me very well, I gave them a teddy bear and flowers. In one case I think it was her birthday and the teddy bear was holding the flowers and the whole thing was in a box. She got tears in her eyes when she unwrapped the box and opened it. I did it because she was so good to me and NOT because I was trying to get a better session out of it.

I suppose if this post takes the same course as the car counting, it will go from most sessions to maybe did it once or twice to never. I find this SO insulting.

Anyway...Gotta keep this short. I was trying to keep this under the radar but since the thread was started, figured I'd be honest about this too. My pilot called and my jet is ready to go. Going to my home in Rio to pick up my other credit card cuz the car I'm picking up from the factory by my other home in Rome is ready. Have to have the car back here in time for my appointment next week at Supreme. Sorry ladies but I can not reveal who my appointment is with but not to worry, I'll be there 8 times next month so you'll all get a little something. Some of you might have to settle for a trivial thing like a gold brick or something but I promise to make it up for Christmas

 

[Discombobbled]

How many of you guys bring SP's gifts?

Many girls list possible gifts that they like from jewelry, watches, lingerie ect... For some girls the best gift they get from their clients is when they remember to use a bar of irish Spring and water before they leave home.

For me I like to bring a bottle of Don, some bling with ice, rubies and topaz, and some whip cream for fun.

I think I bought one girl at Penthouse last week a really nice and very expensive bracelet. That cost me more than the two hours I paid for. So that is definitely not an idea for the budget conscience pooners.

I broke up with my girlfriend two months ago so there is nothing cutting in my budget for gifts right now. Some SP's are so hot you have to gift them something. My problem now is this has become something I need to do all the time. The session are just so much better after a gift.

I've gone from $1800 dollars a month at the SP's and indies to now somewhere in the $5000 to $ 7000 a month. I may need to chill out a bit, for a lot people that is a salary. There probably is some orphan starving out there that would not hurt from a share of that money either. Sadly its still cheaper than my last girlfriend emotionally not financially.

I am hardly the most extravagant gift giver, I know that bank guy who was ripping off the Bank of Montreal was buying girls houses and cars. Another girl at an MP had a clieent give her a 2004 mustang.

Some guy bought a girl a diamond enagement ring. Or stole it from his ex-wife. Who can tell.

Anyways what kind of gifts are you guys buying SP if any?

For the ladies, how often do you get gifts and what have some of them been?

I like to give 3 packs of Juicy Fruit, 1 pack of Big Red, and 3 Bazooka Joes.

 

[BS Detector]

I like to give 3 packs of Juicy Fruit, 1 pack of Big Red, and 3 Bazooka Joes.

You big spender you lol.

 

[Annalise Lane]

I like to give 3 packs of Juicy Fruit, 1 pack of Big Red, and 3 Bazooka Joes.

can I have excel in the silver pak - please !!

 

[Discombobbled]

can I have excel in the silver pak - please !!

Man, are you guys making fun of my generousity. Jesus, I put it in a plastic bag and everything

 

[threepeat]

I think I bought one girl at Penthouse last week a really nice and very expensive bracelet. That cost me more than the two hours I paid for.

You think? You mean you don't remember? Maybe you really do make more money than all the rest of us put together.

I have never had a bad session. 51 sessions without a bad session.

My looks are about average to slightly above average depending on opinion. I am not Brad Pitt by no means. But I always seems to get a good session.

This may have helped:

I think I bought one girl at Penthouse last week a really nice and very expensive bracelet. That cost me more than the two hours I paid for. Some SP's are so hot you have to gift them something. My problem now is this has become something I need to do all the time. The session are just so much better after a gift.

GC, if you want to buy the girls really nice stuff that's your business and that's fine. My point is that if you're applying for the job of sugar daddy, they are always hiring

 

[ace85]

How many of you guys bring SP's gifts?

Many girls list possible gifts that they like from jewelry, watches, lingerie ect... For some girls the best gift they get from their clients is when they remember to use a bar of irish Spring and water before they leave home.

For me I like to bring a bottle of Don, some bling with ice, rubies and topaz, and some whip cream for fun.

I think I bought one girl at Penthouse last week a really nice and very expensive bracelet. That cost me more than the two hours I paid for. So that is definitely not an idea for the budget conscience pooners.

I broke up with my girlfriend two months ago so there is nothing cutting in my budget for gifts right now. Some SP's are so hot you have to gift them something. My problem now is this has become something I need to do all the time. The session are just so much better after a gift.

I've gone from $1800 dollars a month at the SP's and indies to now somewhere in the $5000 to $ 7000 a month. I may need to chill out a bit, for a lot people that is a salary. There probably is some orphan starving out there that would not hurt from a share of that money either. Sadly its still cheaper than my last girlfriend emotionally not financially.

I am hardly the most extravagant gift giver, I know that bank guy who was ripping off the Bank of Montreal was buying girls houses and cars. Another girl at an MP had a clieent give her a 2004 mustang.

Some guy bought a girl a diamond enagement ring. Or stole it from his ex-wife. Who can tell.

Anyways what kind of gifts are you guys buying SP if any?

For the ladies, how often do you get gifts and what have some of them been?

Hey Smart rich guy. It is "Dom Perignon", but you knew that from all the times you have read the label.

Sorry but simple ignorant mistakes like that prove you are full of shit.

I CALL BULL SHIT.

You need to back up and start deciphering the fantasy from the reality.

Many of us can poon, but lots seem to like to make up little stories, or in your case big stories and fantasize about being some high roller.

1) You talk too much abuot being loaded.
2) You talk too much about being from new york, and couple that with some fake online accent sometimes
3)You make mistakes about simple things that even those with an 80 IQ know.

Once is an accident, twice is a trend, and three times is a problem.

Ghetto the problem is you are FULL of SHIT.

To quote a real actual wealthy New Yorker. "Ghetto, you're fired"

 

[Kurrupt]

hmmm I don't know how to start this with out sounding like a complete a$$ but... here we go.

I dont' buy SP's gifts... EVER!!! Why would I? I mean I have good friendships with a couple of girls, and we have fvcking incredable FVCK Sessions... I'm pretty sure Ghetto that the sessions I've had are right up there with yours... I have done just about everything you can think off with some of these women.... and guess what... I give them the required donation and that's that!!!! Fvck some of them don't ask for the full donation or just for the room fee cause we have so much fun, some of them charge me the full deal and we still have fun.

I don't get why you have to show off that you buy an expensive whatever for a girl, then you pay her for her time, then when you leave she goes back and says to her friends... that old fart just spent $1000 for me in one hour.... cha ching!!! i hope he comes back!!!!!!

Sometimes when i leave The SP's can't walk cause their legs are so weak from all the great sex we had, then they turn around and tell their friends... fvck i hope he comes back to screw me to heaven and back!!! the other times when I leave they say thanks i had fun hope to see you again, and they forget me... which is exactly what I want.

bro, about the bling bling or what ever you call it... how about you go down to the local food bank, take $1000 and give it away. If you do have that kind of money. We dont care how much you spend, we dont care how much you make, because guess what... there are guys that are half your age here that have just as much as you, and will have way more when they are your age.

-K-

 

[mexman]

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Kurrupt is right, the only surprize they get from me is a thumb up the ass to enhance the orgasm they are about to have.

They like wild sex too! Honey I'm about to take you somewhere most women only ever dream of going!!

Ghetto, this needs to be said so you get the fucking point. You have said you work two jobs cause money is tight, no fucking stock broker works a part time job, you bitch about the price of gas, yet you own houses in LA NYC and Cal,
You are never sure or clear on thing you did, or thought you did, or might do or what the fuk ever. I am going to step up here and flat out say you are the biggest fucking full of shit bullshitter and anal fuck-up I have ever seen on perb and I really don't care if I get a vacation for saying it. You are a big mouthed American that is the type the world loves to hate. (I say that along with the fact that several of my friends are americans.)
You come on here toughting the fact that you are this magnificant lover that God dropped out of heaven and that the rest of us need a lesson on how its done. Frankly we don't. Like Kurrpt says, there are many a time a guy walks out of a MP and you know damn well she hasn't been done like that in a long time and the rate you were charged may be all over the map. We don't come on here and bragg about it either. Its real easy to be a fucking hero on the net and tell all kinds of lies about onesself, cause who is to know, huh?

I'm fairly confident that this is going to get me a little time out and you know what... it will be worth every fucking second of it cause it needed to be said.

To my many friends here, see you when I get back.

Maybe I'll go check on how much money my 5* hotel that I own in cancun is making. On the way back I'll drop by Africa and pick up some diamonds just to jingle in my pocket.

Ghetto, your a fuck-up, your dad should have run that load in his hand.

 

[stryker]

I swear Ghetto is the reencarnation of the late BigDee with a twist.

 

[mexman]

We have you surrounded.

"Mexman, drop the keyboard and come out with your hands up"
"We have you surrounded"
"you have the right to remain silent, anything else you say may be used against you"


I've been framed and this is entrapment!!

M.

 

[JustAGuy]

This site never fails to put a smile on my face, no matter how crappy a day I've had at work. This thread in particular had me so convulsed with laughter that the cat came upstairs to see what was going on. I just couldn't wait to read more about the extravagant gift giving guys and the guys who fuck SP's like they've never been fucked before in their lives. I can't help but ask you fellows, though ... do you at least periodically touch base with reality or do you spend your entire lives in Never-Neverland?

 

[CJ Tylers]

Ghetto, you're going to have to up the ante a bit bro. Out here in the west, we regularily drop 15K a weekend on the ladies. Send us a photocopy of a months worth of worthy bills & we'll accept you as one of the real crew.

 

[wolverine]

Let's see:
- A couple of Christmas seasons ago, I brought a small box of Bernard Callebeut chocolates to my favorite MP at the time.
- I have bought some lingerie for a couple of favorite SPs for their birthdays, and they wear them for their sessions with me.
- I always bring a bottle of wine or champagne to those rare, visiting out-of-town SPs for the enjoyment of both of us - nothing like "Dom", but something in the $30-50 range.

But overall, gifts should be for special occasions...X-mas, birthdays, Valentine's Day, etc.

Gifts shouldn't be a means of comeuppance/competition with other pooners, as compensation to personal shortcomings, nor as a bribe for priority service. In fact, most women I know are creeped out by guys who shower them with expensive gifts...and for these reasons.

 

[dbrw42]

Also, anyone that brags about how much money they have usually (Trump is one exception, maybe) doesn't have two nickels to rub together.

Last I heard, Trump was broke. The only reason he hasn't declared bankruptcy is because he owes his creditors so much they won't let him declare bankruptcy.

Ghetto Child, if I throw a stick, will you go away?

 

[Randy Whorewald]

I know Ghetto's full of BS but can't help thinking he's just trying to stir things up, looks like he has succeeded. I'm sure if you ignore him he will go away.

 

[BoyThursday]

I know Ghetto's full of BS but can't help thinking he's just trying to stir things up, looks like he has succeeded. I'm sure if you ignore him he will go away.

I second the motion.

 

[Ghetto Child]

Chill out: You all are making massive Assumptions here

That is all iI have to say.

I work two jobs not because money is tight but because I am a workaholic. Money has nothing to do it. One job is day trading, the other job is financial consulting.

Sorry for the accidental typo, I obviously need to proof read my post better, Ace it right it is Dom. I pressed n instead of m. Sue me.

Yes this thread was designed to get people talking. I think that my spending some months has been very wasteful or else would have never said that there is probably better things I could spend that money on like helping someone who really needs it. An orphan.

You guys think I am posting in pride but really I am reflecting, knowing I have been wasteful in my spending. Just because you have money does not mean anything. It is the measure of what you do with it. In-fact the next couple of months gift funds will be spent on Santa's Anonymous where that money can do some good.

The whole idea is that I still want to buy gifts but I wanted to see what people are buying SP's on a normal basis. It was to take measure of what would be more practical.

You can get so caught up trying to spend show appreciation that all common sense gets lost.

There is only a select group of SP's I bought the most ridiculous gifts for. I buy all the girls gifts of some kind, but only with group of my five favorites did I get carried away with gifts big time.

As far as being rich there are plenty of pooners everywhere who have daily incomes that would kick my ass any day. I consider myself fortunate and wasteful to every degree.

I was not attempting to take a shit down anyone's throat. But some of you want to pile on and take a shit on me. So be it. I am not getting involved in these games of pathetic personal attacks.

How many people somewhere else are starving to death while I am throwing thousands out the window on overly fancy gifts for SP's. This was about seeing what was more reasonable. I knew as soon as I put those numbers out there I was going to takig a thrashing from mex. ace, BS and a few others.

Do you guys feel if you dislike someones ideas enough that if you pile up on them enough they will go away. I think that has worked too often in the past. Sometimes History does not repeat it self. No more needs to be said on that.