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Massagegirl

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Received from my phone girl via email

"Make sure you read the very last one . . .


Can you cry under water?


How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?


Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?


Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. .but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


What disease did cured ham actually have?


How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?


Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby", when babies wake up like every two hours?


If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?


Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


How come they choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?


Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.


If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?


Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?


Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?


Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?


What do you call male ballerinas?


Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?


If corn oil is made from corn, olive oil is made from olives, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?


Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?"


Very apt, wouldn't you say? :rolleyes: :D
 

dbrw42

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Massagegirl said:
Received from my phone girl via email

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
:rolleyes: :D
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_310.html

The answer to blind people's dreams.

I can't remember where I heard this, but the reason dogs like to stick their heads out the car window is we humans stink. With dogs excellent sense of smell trapped inside the car with us, they need the open window.