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New member
Jun 24, 2004
Lower Mainland
Two hillbillies walk into a resturant. While having a shot of whiskey, they speak about their moonshine operations.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is having some grits and possem, begins to choke.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says " Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head, "no".

"Kin ya breath?" The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head.

Then the hillbilly walks over to the womans table, lifts up her skirt, yanks down her panties and quickly gives her right cheek a big lick with his tongue.

The woman, so shocked...........violently spasms and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breath again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to sit down.

His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heard of the that there 'Hind lick Maneuver' before, but I ain't niver seen nobody do it"

Well that's one way of doing it!! :eek: :D


Jan 30, 2003
A little different

I heard basically the same one many years ago. It was two fags see someone choking. One gears down and climbs on a table, the other tongues his bowl and the person choking throws up the piece of food. Asks them what the hell they're doing and they say hind lick maneuver.