A little boy walks into his parents room to see his Mom bouncing up and down on top of his Dad.
The Mom dismounts and covers herself with the sheets.
"What were you and Daddy doing?" asks the little boy.
"Well, your father has a rather big tummy and sometimes Mommy needs to jump up and down on it to try and make it flat again."responds the Mother.
The little boy looks curious and then says " I wouldn't bother Mommy, every time you go shopping the lady next door gets down on her knees and blows it right back up"
The Mom dismounts and covers herself with the sheets.
"What were you and Daddy doing?" asks the little boy.
"Well, your father has a rather big tummy and sometimes Mommy needs to jump up and down on it to try and make it flat again."responds the Mother.
The little boy looks curious and then says " I wouldn't bother Mommy, every time you go shopping the lady next door gets down on her knees and blows it right back up"