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dave tv

New member
Jan 18, 2004
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I'm not happy that my first review is not a positive one. I visited E&R at their Speed St. location (nice room, but a horrible house and location). Met with Coco, she greeted me at the door and led me in the back room told her that I wanted the Bodyrub + and gave her the money, she then left the room to get the oil and told me to get comfortable. 8 minutes the elapsed until she got back to the room. I will say that Coco was very pleasant and a pleasure to talk to until the end. She asked me if I had been there before and I told her no, not 100% accurate because I have been to E&R before just not at that location. We got done to biz. she got her cloths off except for her socks, and proceeded to give me a back rub (very nice by the way), after 15 mins. she asks me if I want to roll over or get my legs done, I tell her to keep going (looking forward to the + part of the massage) well she sort of does my legs for the next 5 mins. and sort of rubs her breasts on me, then tells me to roll over. She asks me if I want an extra in the way of oral as hand jobs are so boring, I declined saying I was happy to sick to the Bodyrub +. She then informs me she has run out of oil and just starts running her finger nails over my body and rubbed her breasts on my chest for maybe 3 mins. She then started giving me a h.j., I tell her I would prefer oil and she squeezes the last bit on me and things improve. During this time I am thinking where the hell is the bodyrub + part of the deal, but I want her to do her thing and see where it goes (I have often been pleasantly surprised when I have left things in the hands of the lady). After some time had passed things weren't progressing as well as the should have and she asks me if I think I'm going to be able to get off. Well this is when the tone of the room changed, I told her that I was expecting the Bodyrub +, she asks me why I waited until the end of the session to say something; one...I didn't wait until the end of the session I had walked in the door 40 mins ago (still 20 to go). two...I have seen several of their ladies before and had never had a session ever go bad before (I have had many kick-ass experiences at E&R). She also told me I had too much hair on me to do a body to body massage as she would get hair all over her (thanks just what I want to be told...I'm a primate). She also told me she didn't have anymore oil to do one (hello isn't this a massage place...lots of oil around). She also told me that this was the way she did the Bodyrub +, and that different girls had different ways they did things. After this exchange I started to get up and told her that she hadn't given the service either as described on the web site, nor by the telephone person. As I was getting my gear on she reiterated that she was upset that I had waited until the end of the session to say anything, I looked at my watch again and informed her that there were still 17 mins. to go in the hour, to which I got no comment back. The last time I was at E&R was about 6 years ago and I use to be a regular. I have seen many of their ladies and have had some great experiences. I don't know if thing have gone down hill or what. If my furry self had offended Coco so much that she didn't want to do the body to body thing, than I would have preferred to know up front and I would have gone away disappointed and not gone away pissed as I did.
 

Chingada

Banned
Feb 15, 2004
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Victoria
dave tv:

Like you, I have had some great experiences at E&R, over the years and met some great ladies there, unfortunately none of them lately. I had a session with Coco a number of months ago - before I joined PERB - and had almost exactly the same experience you did. Pathetic massage, no body rub + and she did nothing but talk all the way through it.

Running out of oil at a massage parlour is criminal. What the hell did she do for the 8-minutes it took her to come back into the room aftr you gave her the money? My recommendation regarding E&R is "Proceed with Caution."
 

dave tv

New member
Jan 18, 2004
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Victoria
Hi Chingada

I phoned E&R back a day later and asked them to descibe the Bodyrub +. Nothing had changed in the desciption, I was also told that Coco was working that nite and was one of the better ladies at the Bodyrub + (being as she was one of the ladies who do not offer full service and try harder at the massge).

She also talked through most of my massage. As far as running out of oil...bull. The 8 mins were her getting chaged and the 30 seconds it took to heat the oil in the microwave (i could hear it running).

If anyone knows a good massage provider I would like to hear about her.
 

HankQuinlan

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Sep 7, 2002
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My last experience there was with a different lady -- Simone -- but was very similar. I had paid for a bodyrub plus, and even included a decent tip, because she was a pretty young thing. The part that made it even worse than described was that when it came time for the hj ... on went a condom. "I hope you don't mind...it's so much tidier." wtf? I am still embarrassed that I didn't complain, either to her or to the management. There may still be decent providers there, but I don't intend to find out.
 

Chingada

Banned
Feb 15, 2004
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Victoria
Cat used to give a great massage at E&R, as well as full service if requested. She's gone independent under "Stroke of Genius" and uses the name Liv. (What ever happened to names like Susan, Jane, Janet, Barbara?)

Of course Hannah was always a wild time. She's now independent. I remember one I used to see last summer called Bailey, who was excellent but she's gone too. It's the nature of the business, they come and they go .... as a matter of fact so do we.

I remember at E&R they used to have a slogan: "Get'em in, Get'em up, Get'em off, Get'em out."
 
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