Don't PM guys to find out SP Services

[Ghetto Child]

call the studio. PM her if she is on here, call her, and ask her before you start a session.

Not I nor anyone else has a right to speak on behalf of an SP for what services she is willing to provide. She is the only one dat knows exactly what she is willing to do.

What she did for me maybe not what she will do for you.

I can tell ya I had a good session, it is worth your time. I will not speak for anyone else. If you want the facts are then give her a shout by e-mail (all stuidos have one even if the girl does not), phone da SP ya wanna hang wit' dat night 'n' she will tell ya exactly what is allowed.

And if she says no to what ya want, let it go or pick another SP or MP. Don't just give her a bad review cuz ya did not get what ya want. That is ya own fault for not picking an SP who provided the services that ya did want.

Nuff said...

 

[mexman]

Man o man, this is tiring!!!!

Lord fuck a duck, I can't believe what I just read. THEY ARE NOT not not fucking not not fucking not going to tell you over the phone what they do!!!

The call would be something like this, L=lady M=man
L.."Good evening Penthouse"
M.."Hi, could you tell me who's working this evening"
L..."Well, we have Lauren, Samantha and Maya" were you looking for someone?
M.. No, not in particular, but I hear that Lauren is nice.
L ..Yes, she is an incredibly attractive young blonde.
M.. Does she offer full service?
L.. Possibly, many do offer that service.
M.. Will she let me lick her pussy?
L.. Excuse me?
M.. Well, I was wondering if I would be able to lick her pussy?
L.. You can't be serious!
M.. Why yes, I am. I like to know in advance of what I may expect.
L.. Is there anything else you would like to know in advance.
M.. Since your asking, will I be able to fuck her ass?
L.. Sure, right after we're all done fucking yours........CLICK.

L to staff, holy shit you won't believe the call I just took!!!


Ghetto, do you walk around all day with a paper taped to your back that says "Kick my ass"? Better check that!


Sorry Lauren, only used you as the example! Your a nice girl. With a sense of humor!

M.

 

[Kurrupt]

Ghetto, what's with your crusade?

are you really a chick that is pretending to be a pooner? I know im addicted to pooning cause i like to fvck, but i think you are gettn too emotionally involved...

give it a rest man...

 

[dr_pepper]

impressing someone

I've been browsing Ghetto's posts. I have nothing for or against them, but it does seem like he's trying to impress someone. Ghetto do you have a crush on a SP? It just seems like you're going out of your way to be very very chivalrous.

 

[Avery]

Ghetto Child, your posts are becoming a bigger, steamier pile of bullshit by the minute!

Let's see.

You're the only pooner (whoops! sorry - client!) in the whole of Perbland who knows how to treat the ladies like a gentleman. Sorry to disillusion you, but I'm sure at least 80% of us are just as gentlemanly as you claim to be.

You've never had a bad session with anyone in your entire career as a pooner because you're such a prize and because you constantly strive to improve your performance as a client. Anyone who says he's never had a bad session is either incredibly lucky, a liar, or has a very poor and selective memory.

You don't place much credence in reviews, and wouldn't ever lower yourself to post one, yet you do "research" to ensure that your incredible good fortune with the ladies continues. That's a nice way of saying you're a parasite.

Now you're telling us not to share information via PM's! What the fuck are PM's for anyway, if not to share information we don't want to post publicly so as to spare the ladies from embarrassment? Public reviews are only the tip of the iceberg. The real skinny is shared in PM's, once guys trust each other based on their public posts. We share the good stuff, and we also express opinions on whether an SP is a heavy drug user, is indiscreet, too risky, etc. That stuff will never see the light of day on the public board, but it's extremely important.

Oh, and if you insist on posting about your impeccable demeanour, please do so in plain English, not Ebonics or NewYorkese or whatever the fuck language that is. It's moronic and makes you appear even less credible than you already are.

 

[WalterMitty]

Anyone who says he's never had a bad session is either incredibly lucky, a liar, or has a very poor and selective memory.

or is incredibly easy to please because of very low expectations.

Oh, and if you insist on posting about your impeccable demeanour, please do so in plain English, not Ebonics or NewYorkese or whatever the fuck language that is. It's moronic and makes you appear even less credible than you already are.

Walter

if he is who I think he is, then it is not the first time he has pulled this schtick. And it didn't work last time, either.

 

[stryker]

call the studio. PM her if she is on here, call her, and ask her before you start a session.

Not I nor anyone else has a right to speak on behalf of an SP for what services she is willing to provide. She is the only one dat knows exactly what she is willing to do.

What she did for me maybe not what she will do for you.

I can tell ya I had a good session, it is worth your time. I will not speak for anyone else. If you want the facts are then give her a shout by e-mail (all stuidos have one even if the girl does not), phone da SP ya wanna hang wit' dat night 'n' she will tell ya exactly what is allowed.

And if she says no to what ya want, let it go or pick another SP or MP. Don't just give her a bad review cuz ya did not get what ya want. That is ya own fault for not picking an SP who provided the services that ya did want.

Nuff said...

I read your post,,,,And skipped all the others just to say your drunk or a fucking idiot,,you chose

 

[wolverine]

As for me, I'm sick of the pretentious and preachy posts.


Alliteration's alive!

 

[keeping]

ghetto guy

you mean do not PM you.

The rest of us can PM each other. Or are you saying that to.
We will leave you alone but the rest of us will do what the hell we want

 

[Ghetto Child]

Male PMS is all I gotta say

Y'all take this way to literal. Have some fun. Go play with a girl tonight. I booked with Lauren this morning and she was lauren-rific as usual. She'll give me sumpin' to think about on the plane back home. All I said and apologize for the slip in my first post was that I will not speak for SP's in a post or PM. Go ask them before you start a session.

I live in Calgary right now 'n' I take my time to come every couple of weeks 'n' see girls here. I have a crush on every SP I am with for what ever time I spend with them. You can't tell me lauren does make ya crush juz a lil' bit.

Any way I want to get more light hearted wit' my post, what said it what needed to be. I rather have some fun.

As far as the phone thing I was drinking when I said that but I never meant detailed info but of course I did not say dat so das my bad.

Everybody go bang something so we can go back to cillin; instead of all this garbage.

Nuff said!

 

[Ghetto Child]

PS: Ask my friend B

Go PM my freind B-Jiggy. He actually lives in E-Town. He's a great sales guy that know how to spend his money. He probably know more about thee MP than I do.

We both grew up in the Soundview, Bronx NYC. But he is from E-Town so he know it better including da MP's.

he's inactive on perb right now but I see If I can bug him into PMing again.

'Nuff said.

 

[noneasgood]

Ghetto Child, your posts are becoming a bigger, steamier pile of bullshit by the minute!

Let's see.

You're the only pooner (whoops! sorry - client!) in the whole of Perbland who knows how to treat the ladies like a gentleman. Sorry to disillusion you, but I'm sure at least 80% of us are just as gentlemanly as you claim to be.

You've never had a bad session with anyone in your entire career as a pooner because you're such a prize and because you constantly strive to improve your performance as a client. Anyone who says he's never had a bad session is either incredibly lucky, a liar, or has a very poor and selective memory.

You don't place much credence in reviews, and wouldn't ever lower yourself to post one, yet you do "research" to ensure that your incredible good fortune with the ladies continues. That's a nice way of saying you're a parasite.

Now you're telling us not to share information via PM's! What the fuck are PM's for anyway, if not to share information we don't want to post publicly so as to spare the ladies from embarrassment? Public reviews are only the tip of the iceberg. The real skinny is shared in PM's, once guys trust each other based on their public posts. We share the good stuff, and we also express opinions on whether an SP is a heavy drug user, is indiscreet, too risky, etc. That stuff will never see the light of day on the public board, but it's extremely important.

Oh, and if you insist on posting about your impeccable demeanour, please do so in plain English, not Ebonics or NewYorkese or whatever the fuck language that is. It's moronic and makes you appear even less credible than you already are.

This post was both right on and hilarious. Great Job!

 

[mick_eight]

my question is why hr missed his session with the arab BBBJCIM expert on 100 floor WTC on 9/11/01

 

[Ghetto Child]

Pathetic and sad Personal attacks

None of you guys let anything go. You all like to beat dead horse bones. I admit my mistake yet you guys keep on going. I am not perfect. Sometimes you post something realize a detail was wrong. Life happens. Get over it. That is pretty much all that needs to be said.

 

[Ghetto Child]

I should have called the thread

don't waste your time PMing me about on SP serives. That was my bad. I apoligize for the error.

 

[mick_eight]

I would guess GCs are a group of Teens ,first time away from home{bum fuck SK] and are feeling the oats a little, away from mom for first time.

 

[Ghetto Child]

Whatever!

I am not the one name calling. So why attack my maturity. Anyone who needs to make petty comments when they are not under attack themselves already do I need to even say anything bad and I refuse to go at your level.

Your making a pesrsonal attack on a apology. How sad is that.

I feel bad for the SP's who read through some of the trash mouthing on this site that might makee them wonder about the intelligence of some of the guys who post here somedays. It is a few that always make it bad for eveyone.

 

[mick_eight]

I am not the one name calling. So why attack my maturity. Anyone who needs to make petty comments when they are not under attack themselves already do I need to even say anything bad and I refuse to go at your level.

Your making a pesrsonal attack on a apology. How sad is that.

I feel bad for the SP's who read through some of the trash mouthing on this site that might makee them wonder about the intelligence of some of the guys who post here somedays. It is a few that always make it bad for eveyone.

You Kids are becomming a joke here, its like you think because you are young and free nowpeople will believe your BS....And you are young and dumb if you think that was an attack

 

[tobi]

I've been reading some of these threads and it would appear that GC loves the attention. At first it was funny reading it now it's just becoming annoying. So for my part I am ignoring his threads and hopefully he will go away and maybe come back reincarnated.

 

[Ghetto Child]

I agree with her

More than I agree.